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hahahaha wow your a loser

how did your teacher look like, was she hot

Wow. math class.. nice. So your buddies next you never notice you a fap fap fapping?

i gues everybody saw your penis.

At 10/9/05 03:44 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: if the Math teacher is hot...but all the hot teachers always do something like English or Sex 101 or something like that.

I have a a hot math teacher but mostly because she reminds me of a girl in my grade.

Lmao, real or not that was funny.

Maybe you should have waited until you got home? I'm surprized you didn't get caught the first time. It's pretty obvious when someone is whacking off in the middle of a classroom.

thats a bit wrong to jerk off in school >:(

How the hell do you physically do it under a desk? Obviously everyone could see you and... I dunno, I've heard of it being done before, though.

lawl

YOU ARE STUPID

try paying attention and not jerking off

At 10/9/05 03:41 PM, SKS wrote: I was jerking off in math class like any other ordinary day when the teacher catches me. The excitement of being caught brought me into an instant orgasm. I splooged all over the floor. I couldn't stop. I'm now expelled.

first off hahaha an dsecon dif you needed to spank the monky that bad you should have asked to go to the restroom and done it you could have made it out thaat you where taking a great shit or some thing but hey that was a good laugh for me.
p.s.
what did your parents do when they found out?

I've actually heard of a guy being expelled from my junior high-school for whacking off during english class... so I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss a story like it.

*Sniff sniff*

Smells like bullshit

hahahahahaha! Gold pure gold. Yeah it sucks your expelled but damn! thats funny! Lol!
:}

hey guys i hope you kno he is joking, but that was hot!

HOW! didnt you get caught the other times? is yours so small you can masterbate if you stick your hand in your pocket?

At 10/9/05 05:42 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: I've actually heard of a guy being expelled from my junior high-school for whacking off during english class... so I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss a story like it.

Same thing happened a number of times 2 years ago in my high school. I knew the kid, too. He was a wierd guy. He was from another wing. I heard about it last year when his teachers were moved to my wing and I got them for english and global studies. I heard it from the teachers themselves. They said he would just walk around the class beating it and he thought they couldn't tell because his big shirt covered his groin area, but ut was obvious because you could see is shirting flapping forward and back. He even did it right in front of one of the teachers desk while she was in it! When I heard that, I was cracking up for a while. It's not every day you hear your teacher use the term "beating off". XD I swear to god, this is a true story.

At 10/9/05 03:41 PM, SKS wrote: I was jerking off in math class like any other ordinary day when the teacher catches me. The excitement of being caught brought me into an instant orgasm. I splooged all over the floor. I couldn't stop. I'm now expelled.

PWN3D

At 10/9/05 03:52 PM, Lex0r wrote: A guy in our school did actually get caught masturbating in the toilets.
He didn't get expelled or anything, but they sent him home for the rest of that day.

so he could finish up in peace?

WTF!?!?!

why hasn't anyone asked for pics?

cool story and all, this thread is funny, lol worthy anyhow.

pics plz?

I suppose the grounds for expulsion were indecent exposure?

that story made my day... esspecially since its a sunday u retard

At 10/9/05 03:44 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Who jerks off in Math class? Does prime numbers really get you off that badly? Unless oif course, if the Math teacher is hot...but all the hot teachers always do something like English or Sex 101 or something like that.

Its always english

smells like bullshit, what do u think?

wow................that's just retarded man.im srry but it's just a fucktared thing to do in class

this girl in my class last year would use a pen and fuck herself during DEAR
its dead silent then
so it was like
.......uhhhhh...o...o..ooooo...u..uuououou
.uoou......OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!

and my teacher didnt even notice

Even though this is fake, I have one that actually happened.

K, so a couple of my friends were sitting in the back of the room in their Calculus class. One of them sits back (this is a college style room, there were 4 rows of tables that seated about 2 at each one), and looks over to the right as he's yawning.

About 2 seats over (the 2 being empty of course), there was a french exchange student with his entire freaking arm down his pants, just goin' at it.

I don't think the teacher ever noticed, but my friend told him to stop, and then he promptly went around and told everyone else in the class what he was up to.

At 10/9/05 04:13 PM, SKS wrote:

At 10/9/05 04:08 PM, Rego001 wrote: it's sunday.

nice try tough.

Yeah, it happened on friday. My parents were ashamed of me and didn't let me on pc. They decided to just let me on anyways, I won't have nothing else to do. I'm kicked out of school.

youre mom must be pissed but boy youre dad must be proud

At 10/9/05 03:52 PM, Lex0r wrote: A guy in our school did actually get caught masturbating in the toilets.
He didn't get expelled or anything, but they sent him home for the rest of that day.

How did he get caught?