Dogs are weird

[BlackLizard]

The fact that a dog has about 1000 times better sense of smell than a human is interesting yes, but the weird thing is what they use their ''skill'' for, Like take for instance: they sniff each others up their asses to get to know each other, not exactly tempting if you had 1000 times better sense of smell than you have now is it? Not only that, but somehow most of them chases cats, for what reason really? Is it their primitive dog instinct telling them to eat the cats? Also they tend to dig bones down in the ground, but why the hell do they do that? One of many dog mysterious yet to be solved, and they call this weird creature mans best friend. o_O

[Lucozadedude]

can you break that into paragraphs plz?

[BlackLizard]

The fact that a dog has about 1000 times better sense of smell than a human is interesting yes, but the weird thing is what they use their ''skill'' for, Like take for instance: they sniff each others up their asses to get to know each other, not exactly tempting if you had 1000 times better sense of smell than you have now is it?

Not only that, but somehow most of them chases cats, for what reason really? Is it their primitive dog instinct telling them to eat the cats? Also they tend to dig bones down in the ground, but why the hell do they do that? One of many dog mysterious yet to be solved, and they call this weird creature mans best friend. o_O

[Lucozadedude]

thnx :)

and its only like people using our hands to do things like tap our wrists when we want the time, why the hell do we do that? and out incredible intelligence is used on things like trying to figure out which came first, chicken or egg? who cares?

i guess the behavious of creatures is bewildering :\

[RavenGage]

Cats > dogs

dogs = morons

^ truth

[RoobyKillAll]

Yeah... if my smell was increased a thousand fold, I'm sure the first thing I would smell was someone elses ass. Who's with me?

[Gothic-death-fiend]

id rather niff out 4 pussy ;)

[DamienK]

At 10/8/05 07:43 PM, RavenGage wrote: Cats > dogs

BLASPHEMY!

[thekwndjo]

Man teh dOggish are werd I wold snif mi mum insted Off someones ass if my snifing sence wou be liek 1000 beter

[Hellraiser]

At 10/8/05 07:43 PM, RavenGage wrote: Cats > dogs

dogs = morons

^ truth

Cats = Run away, not playful, boring, never home

Dog = Kick ass, fun, actualy not boring

Duh!

[thekwndjo]

Dog = Kick ass, fun, actualy not boring

Duh!

i hed tu kil myh dogie becOse hE hedd teh rabbies :(

[wismty]

There's nothing wrong with smelling ass... in fact, statistics show that 84.213% of humans enjoy ass smell, so there's nothing wrong with that!

:(

[BlackLizard]

At 10/8/05 08:27 PM, wismty wrote: There's nothing wrong with smelling ass... in fact, statistics show that 84.213% of humans enjoy ass smell, so there's nothing wrong with that!

(

Well would you take the chance to find out if the before so lovely ass smell, smelled just as lovely if you could smell it 1000 better than you could before?

[Carmilla]

Dogs are wonderful. They are more commited and loyal than any human could ever be.

[J-Dawg87]

dogs smell ass as a way of identifying another dog, or to see what theyve been eating.
dogs enjoy new smells. with a high powered nose, who wouldnt? if that smell just so happens to be the ass of a fellow canine, who are we to judge? WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE?! anyway... cats and dogs > birds and mice. nuff said

[Z3R052]

At 10/8/05 07:43 PM, roobykillall wrote: Yeah... if my smell was increased a thousand fold, I'm sure the first thing I would smell was someone elses ass. Who's with me?

i am with you!!!

[BlackLizard]

Well I guess the moral would be like this, man sniffs coke, dogs sniff ass.

:I just wonder if they get high.

[J-Dawg87]

At 10/8/05 08:39 PM, BlackLizard wrote: Well I guess the moral would be like this, man sniffs coke, dogs sniff ass.

I just wonder if they get high.

what about the dogs who sniff out coke?

[BlackLizard]

At 10/8/05 08:41 PM, J-Dawg87 wrote:

At 10/8/05 08:39 PM, BlackLizard wrote: Well I guess the moral would be like this, man sniffs coke, dogs sniff ass.

I just wonder if they get high.

what about the dogs who sniff out coke?

Most of the coke they find is wrapped in plastic or something Anyway, so they wouldn't be able to get high, even if it would be possible for them to get high.