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At 11/30/02 11:46 PM, Magonzo wrote: Women aren't all that confusing. You just have to talk to them for a while before you go out with them. Know what they like, know what to say to them. It's easy:
1. Don't make fun of her unless she makes fun of you. If she makes fun of you, and you don't do it back, they take it as an insult. It actually all depends on the girl.

2. If they talk about other guys, you can talk about other girls, but make sure she know she's number one.

3. Spend time with her, duh. And when you don't, pretend you want to, lol.

There is another variable. It really doesn't depend on who you hang out with, it depends on how you carry yourself. I went to a school with all the people I knew, at the beginning of this year, I had a girlfriend, other chicks liked me, and all the guys wanted to hang out with me, because, I'm a fugi (mushroom/fungi/fun guy...get it?). But, after getting busted smoking pot and drinking a few forties with some guys I knew, and some hot chicks, my parents made me switch school, and I couldn't go anywhere. My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't spending enough time with her, and at my new school, I have a lot of new friends, but... I don't like them, lol. That's all.

Your right. Once you get to know a girl then you can analyze them easier, but for me its hard to get to know a girl.

There was this one girl named Lindsay who I thought I knew and I thought she liked me, but it turns out she didn't like me at all. That is why girls confuse me. She was the only girl I ever REALLY knew. Now shes at a different school in a different state and she has a new emotion towards love every three seconds.

I just have bad luck with girls. Whenever they like me I don't know it and when I like a girl they never like me. I hope it's just the girls, because if it isn't then i'de feel like an idiot.

At 12/1/02 04:56 PM, supermangod wrote:

At 11/10/02 02:49 AM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote: Girls confuse me. My best friend was going out with this christian girl, but then she said she didn't want to go out with him because she felt uncomfortable having to hug and kiss him in public. Then when Michael asked if they were still going out or not she said no. Then later she said she still liked him and wanted to go out with him. Now Mike doesn't know whats going on. Girls confuse me so much, they never let you know what they want.

Hey, one thing you have to learn is all girls are crazy.

True.

They are crazy bitches they sucks too much cock.

Your an idiot.

Some seem to be in moody moods all the time.

Moody moods?

The only good thing about them are too fuck them.

I'm sure you have not fucked a girl. I infer this, because in your profile it says your a girl and plus your grammar shows your age, which is young.

Most girls are lazy.

No, most girls aren't lazy. Most of them work really hard in school and try to succeed.

Most girls want to you as a boyfriend to buy them shit 24/7.

True.

Most girls suck, thats why don't date them, unless you got money.

Unless you GOT money? Then why do trailer trash men have girlfriends?

The hotter they are the more bitchier they are.

That is not true. You must not have much experiance with women.

Like they will say something like why can't you hit the g spot, not big enough when the person's who is fucking them is 6 inches which still don't please them.

I'm sure you havn't had an encounter with a girl this close.

Girls OR my hand that it the question.

That is because your a stewpeed n00b.

I choose my hand to do my dirty bizness for me..

Same as reply to last quote.

cause my hand doen't talk and always want me to buy shit for them...

That is obvious, because hands can not talk.

I hate this season it's december christmas time the time of the year when girls hit on you, and want to date you so you buy so expensive shit that they want like a expensive ring, that they most likely won't even where.

No you don't hate this season, because girls do not hit on you. It's wear, not "where".

GIRLS ARE MEAN THEY CARE ABOUT SEX AND PERSONAL POSSESSIONS MORE THEN THE ONES THE CLAIM TO LOVE...

When was the last time you saw a girl come up to a guy and hit on them just to get into their pants, never. They don't care as much about sex as a relationship.

now tell me is that love?

No.

if my love isn't good enough to satisfy them then so be it they can go shove a 20 inch didlo in themselves.

You are an idiot.

Conclusion: Learn better grammar and spelling. Stop being retarded.

Maybe you could actually get a girl if you weren't too busy pretending not to like them.

I love girls.

Well Eef, you have to admit...he is partially right in some areas. And in others, he is dead wrong. And is SupermanGod a "he" or a "she?"

Girls don't necessarily cost a lot of money, unless you have a Golddigger on your hands. But for the most part you don't have to spend money on girls, at least not a LOT of it. Sure, it's customary to pay on the first date, but thereafter you both should go DUTCH on a lot of things to be fair. However, if you wanna do something NICE for her every now and thing, it's good.

Everything in MODERATION!
Don't find yourself spending TOO MUCH money on her, and if she demands that you buy her shit all the time just becuase SHE is the shit, then maybe you should dump her ass and let some other fool have her. Trust me, don't be PLAYED! Even if it is good sex or she is hot, don't be fooled.

And I don't know about gilrs complaining about Penis size. This can come from many things. You could in fact be TOO small for the average Vaginal Canal size, or maybe she has whored herself around town and knows how to differeniate between which size...which is amoral I guess. Or maybe SHE just has a big vagina! So tell her that next time if she says that.

Still, girls cant be judged by their cover, so it's best to get to know them and get to know WHAT you are exactly in for... Yeesh...girls are indeed just...I dunno! But I'm sure they feel the same way about men.

i'm a sweet girl....i dont understand some girls

At 12/1/02 07:26 PM, Detesticus wrote: Well Eef, you have to admit...he is partially right in some areas. And in others, he is dead wrong. And is SupermanGod a "he" or a "she?"

Girls don't necessarily cost a lot of money, unless you have a Golddigger on your hands. But for the most part you don't have to spend money on girls, at least not a LOT of it. Sure, it's customary to pay on the first date, but thereafter you both should go DUTCH on a lot of things to be fair. However, if you wanna do something NICE for her every now and thing, it's good.

Everything in MODERATION!
Don't find yourself spending TOO MUCH money on her, and if she demands that you buy her shit all the time just becuase SHE is the shit, then maybe you should dump her ass and let some other fool have her. Trust me, don't be PLAYED! Even if it is good sex or she is hot, don't be fooled.

And I don't know about gilrs complaining about Penis size. This can come from many things. You could in fact be TOO small for the average Vaginal Canal size, or maybe she has whored herself around town and knows how to differeniate between which size...which is amoral I guess. Or maybe SHE just has a big vagina! So tell her that next time if she says that.

Still, girls cant be judged by their cover, so it's best to get to know them and get to know WHAT you are exactly in for... Yeesh...girls are indeed just...I dunno! But I'm sure they feel the same way about men.

You cant live with them and you cant live without them.

There is this one girl in my biology class who is either retarded or who has a brain tumor that is constricting her thought. My teacher explained how he graded this one test about two or three times and then she publicly stated that she was confused. She never understands anything about anything in that class. I hope she gets hit by a car.

Are there any really really stupid girls near you? Just let your frustration out.

At 12/2/02 11:43 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: ...No place for me in this topic. I could give some advice, but I'm one hell of a tomboy, so I don't think it would be valid.

Sure it would. Tomboys are cool to talk to. I used to be hopelessly attracted to the tomboy type, but now I realize that I get along with them much better as friends.

The other day I was at my friends house. His little sister, who is two years younger than me, left her AIM up. So I got on and started to pretend I was her. She has been a bitch to me before and she acts like shes the shit. Lately she got new black converse shoes so she could be like Avril Lavigne, she has only heard two of her songs. Now she is starting to download Nirvana songs because of the whole new hype from their newly released song. She does this all so she can be like everyone else, because it's cool. So as I was saying. She found out that I got on her name and started fucking around, it was just too irresistable.

THE DAY IS MINE!! But yeah, shes a bitch.

yeah man , I make fun of my girlfriend all the time. She doesn't get thaaaaaaat pissed. But I have two lesbo friends, and its maaaaaaaad fun talking to them. Cuz we can talk about chicks and stuff, and who is hot, annnnd they are girls. (they're not the butch military buzz cut lesbo's, they are actually pretty hot, sucks I can get with them)

Nirvana have some classic tunes. My favourite ones are probably; In bloom, Territorial pissings And Smells like teen spirit.

What does that have to do with girls?

I think its funny how all of us assume every1 else on newgrounds is a guy

At 12/3/02 08:37 PM, Balamb_Zell wrote: Nirvana have some classic tunes. My favourite ones are probably; In bloom, Territorial pissings And Smells like teen spirit.

I've heard "Smells like teen spirit" too many times.

It just pissed me off that she started to like Nirvana just because of the new hype. I guess her liking Avril Lavigne now made me think she only likes Nirvana because its cool.

One of the guys I was talking was an idiot. I asked if he wanted to cyber, thinking I could fix it at the end of the conversation. Well at the end of the conversation he said "I'm going to tell everyone at school that your pussy tastes like fish" and he got off. It was funny. Tee hee!

At 12/3/02 08:40 PM, BlGDlCK123 wrote: What does that have to do with girls?

I think its funny how all of us assume every1 else on newgrounds is a guy

It don't have nothing to do with it, but ya know, Nirvana was mentioned, just made a random post. o_o

I've heard "Smells like teen spirit" too many times.

It just pissed me off that she started to like Nirvana just because of the new hype. I guess her liking Avril Lavigne now made me think she only likes Nirvana because its cool.

One of the guys I was talking was an idiot. I asked if he wanted to cyber, thinking I could fix it at the end of the conversation. Well at the end of the conversation he said "I'm going to tell everyone at school that your pussy tastes like fish" and he got off. It was funny. Tee hee!

BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! That's funnier than a funny thing because I know this girl and she is, in fact, dumber than the shoes she wears. My facorite Nirvana song would have to be either "Polly" or "Milk it".

I wonder is it possible to find and date a girl that is TOMBOYIS on the inside but it feminine on the OUTSIDE...

You never know...

At 12/4/02 02:45 AM, Detesticus wrote: I wonder is it possible to find and date a girl that is TOMBOYIS on the inside but it feminine on the OUTSIDE...

You never know...

There are girls like that.
They hang out with the guys and don't realize all their male friends fantasize about dicking her.

Dress me up girls,no body know about us so let me kiss u pants and dissorder that vagina.

Please if you read dont make a little respons to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhh...piss me off!am a man with 100 penis mode.Ha..ha.but still fun.c'mon naked off kiss me after midnigth all long time.u and me always perfect human when God created u .What u talk about i dont understand!

At 12/4/02 07:58 AM, basher13 wrote: Dress me up girls,no body know about us so let me kiss u pants and dissorder that vagina.

Please if you read dont make a little respons to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhh...piss me off!am a man with 100 penis mode.Ha..ha.but still fun.c'mon naked off kiss me after midnigth all long time.u and me always perfect human when God created u .What u talk about i dont understand!

Its a big mistake.oo i dont think so because the create ride must hide from fans.

At 12/4/02 05:06 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 12/4/02 02:45 AM, Detesticus wrote: I wonder is it possible to find and date a girl that is TOMBOYIS on the inside but it feminine on the OUTSIDE...

You never know...

There are girls like that.
They hang out with the guys and don't realize all their male friends fantasize about dicking her.

There are a lot of really hot girls at my school, but I still can't seem to get one. I still havn't even found a girl that I like.

One of my friends gave good advice. I said I don't fart around girls and he said "I do. If they are emberassed then they are a girl I wouldn't want to be with." I just thought that that was a smart comment.

At 12/6/02 02:58 AM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote:

At 12/4/02 05:06 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 12/4/02 02:45 AM, Detesticus wrote: I wonder is it possible to find and date a girl that is TOMBOYIS on the inside but it feminine on the OUTSIDE...

You never know...

There are girls like that.
They hang out with the guys and don't realize all their male friends fantasize about dicking her.

There are a lot of really hot girls at my school, but I still can't seem to get one. I still havn't even found a girl that I like.

One of my friends gave good advice. I said I don't fart around girls and he said "I do. If they are emberassed then they are a girl I wouldn't want to be with." I just thought that that was a smart comment.

High time to revive this TOPIC...HA HA HA HA HAH!

You know considering...why is it considered "cute" when girls burp and even fart? Whenever a guy does it, it is seem as gross and boorish? Damn, I hate the ideals and preconceptions of society!

At 12/18/02 12:18 AM, Detesticus wrote:
High time to revive this TOPIC...HA HA HA HA HAH!

You know considering...why is it considered "cute" when girls burp and even fart? Whenever a guy does it, it is seem as gross and boorish? Damn, I hate the ideals and preconceptions of society!

Amen. Topic revived! JAJAJAJAJA!

Most girls don't know what they want, so in the mean time they have fun and enjoy the power they hold over us, toying with our emotions and teasing our trouser snakes.

My problem w/girls is that the ones that I like only as friends, are the ones that are crazy about me, and the ones that I like on a higher level, just like me as a friend. Luckily I found my present girlfriend, she's so cute, smart and funny, but being a girl, she still confuses me a lot, I guess that'll never change.

At 12/24/02 02:34 PM, agent66 wrote: Most girls don't know what they want, so in the mean time they have fun and enjoy the power they hold over us, toying with our emotions and teasing our trouser snakes.

You are absolutely correct. Girls hold so much power over guys, that's why they go for guys with lots of money, they know that they can get the money. I hate it when guys are pussy whipped.
Ex: One of my brothers friends has this one girlfriend that is a bitch, or so I've heard and he is completely whipped. He makes up excuses so he can't go out with his friends just so he can go out somewhere with his girlfriend.

I guess there are reasons that guys let themselves be whipped. I guess for the sex. And it could be that it turns them on more, there are guys with fetishes like that you know.

YAY FOR REVIVING A TOPIC! ESPECIALLY MINE!

At 11/10/02 02:49 AM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote: Girls confuse me. My best friend was going out with this christian girl, but then she said she didn't want to go out with him because she felt uncomfortable having to hug and kiss him in public. Then when Michael asked if they were still going out or not she said no. Then later she said she still liked him and wanted to go out with him. Now Mike doesn't know whats going on. Girls confuse me so much, they never let you know what they want.

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Thus is exactly why I hate love. I don't wanna cause all this confusion. Plus, boys do the same thing. >.>

Girls like me rule.

Thus is exactly why I hate love. I don't wanna cause all this confusion. Plus, boys do the same thing. >.>

Guys do the same thing?? How so? I mean WOMEN are the ones with the vaginas...and we are the sex-crazed boors...

I mean they ARE man who are also PLAYERS and PIMPS...and those are good example of fighting such femi-nazis who try to control women. Hmm...I never did consider men who played women, but hey neither gender is more or less at fault I think. We bot hsuck!

I guess the only thing you can do now is become gay. ;)