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amen to that.

At 10/5/05 03:07 AM, Nephthys wrote: Since I don't really care how my perceptions of women are altered, I guess it's OK for me to continue watching it.

Thats hot.

Dont argue with a guy smart enough to have a Frank Zappa quote as his sig!

Can you say pseudointelligence?

I will not dignify that Question with an answer as I listen to Van Halen

Haha, people who are actually like that crack me up (hopefully you're joking...)

'I quote plato, therefore I must be super deep'
'Or you could be so shallow as to think quoting a deep person makes you deep'
'STFU ASSHAT'

I wish I could say conversations like this didn't occur daily.

You are fucked cause that is exactly what I am Like. Ohh! Shot Down!!! Ha Ha I win You Lose! Nah Ya Cant beat me!

My problem is that sarcasm doesn't translate to text very well. If you think 'vocabulary' = 'pseudo-intelligence', then I feel sorry for your teachers - they had to read your boring papers, afterall.

The fact is that (and I use that cliche sentence opening on purpose) I've been writing for 15 years, and doing so neatly - and with some level of grammatical structure - simply comes naturally.

As for the subject at hand: I should clarify. I think the original thread starter either does not believe what they've written or only does so on a rudamentary level. It was made to generate flame posts and force a few teenagers to question their own experiences - purely for the entertainment of the poster.

Hence the comment about bullshite, and the comment about the NG BBS being a place few bother to peruse due to the all-too-apparent excess of posts similar to this. I apoligize for the confusion. Keep in mind that what is said on a forum is usually an opinion, is rarely factual and is almost always distorted.

At 10/5/05 05:18 AM, Helbereth wrote: My problem is that sarcasm doesn't translate to text very well. If you think 'vocabulary' = 'pseudo-intelligence', then I feel sorry for your teachers - they had to read your boring papers, afterall.

The fact is that (and I use that cliche sentence opening on purpose) I've been writing for 15 years, and doing so neatly - and with some level of grammatical structure - simply comes naturally.

I'd like to be in the writing industry someday. Linguistic skills are apart of intelligence just as math is. The ability to analyze, understand and use language fluently is something that requires intelligence.

But that has nothing to do with what I said now, does it? I said if you quote a smart person and think it makes you smart, in most cases, you're not.

I can't stop watching porn.

If I could then I would, but it like calls to me. I get horny, then I get this craving to watch titties bouncing and girls kissing. I say "no not right now", then my penis says "YES RIGHT NOW!".

I try to disobey my penis, but then he starts to suck the blood out of my body and threatens not to give it back until I rub him. So I watch some porn and get the deed over with and he relaxes, gives me back the blood he took from me and goes to sleep.

got bored reading txt, started downloading lez

...but it is normal to ejaculate in the woman's face, right?

Nah I still watch porn. And I am not stupid enough to think women are like that.

i am to young for real woman
so i watch is al i want

At 10/5/05 03:16 AM, GasPrices wrote: Eh, saying porn alters your perception of sex and women is like saying science fiction alters your perception of science and physics. Then again, this thread is probably a joke.....

Yes, but note that it's science "fiction." Most people think what happens in porn goes on in real life too

At 10/5/05 03:05 AM, DrXVII wrote: blah blah blah

And you're a GUY? Wow. Did anyone actually think that stuff in the first place though? No.

Yes this was satire.

Kudos to those who were smart enough to get it.

www.no-porn.com

At 10/5/05 06:41 AM, CptWillard wrote:

At 10/5/05 03:16 AM, GasPrices wrote: Eh, saying porn alters your perception of sex and women is like saying science fiction alters your perception of science and physics. Then again, this thread is probably a joke.....

Yes, but note that it's science "fiction." Most people think what happens in porn goes on in real life too

Don't you think that you're stereotyping mankind as stupid, ignorant, gulible drones that think that anything that comes out of the "glowy box" is completly factual. For shame! i loathe your kind and there idiosity.

At 10/5/05 08:42 AM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote:
I do consider myself mildly above the average air wasting, parasite human, but somehow it went right by me the fact that it was supposed to be humorous, something must have one wrong.
Back to the drawing board.

Fine then it wasn't.

At 10/5/05 03:05 AM, DrXVII wrote: 1. Women actually do not kiss each other when they first meet. This one is a very good fact.

Well duh! Put the tactics they use in a porno film in a real life situation and she'd smack you across the face!!

I know Girls Gone Wild shows girls getting wild and naked with each other. Well these are drunk sluts who would typically never do this unless under the influance [sic].

Well, let me tell you a little something about GGW and other porn sites... They're SCRIPTED!! That's right!! It's scripted! Scripted like professional wrestling! The sex moves and kissing and all the things they do may be real, but their intentions are fake! So when you next see a prono description along the lines of, "I was driving along with my cam when I saw this bitch with a really nice body, so I pulled over, offered her a few hundred bucks and then she eagerly let me fuck her and then I blew my load all over her face and then kicked her out on the street butt-naked without ever paying her", what they're really saying is, "This girl entered the porno industry and so did I, so I'm going to pertend to be driving along, meet the person at a certain location, pretend to offer her money, have sex with her while she pretends to get off, blow my load and pretend to ditch her on the street butt-naked without paying her, but she works in the industry and she did get paid."

Drunk sluts do not represent the women species as a whole.

I never said they did.

Your typical woman does NOT like lesbianism unless she herself is one.

Not necessarily. She could be seeking attention from guys so she pretends to be a lesbian. But then, just because she does it, doesn't mean she likes it.

2. Hot women in the service industry wont [sic] boink you. I was alone with a hot hotel maid once and the whole time I wondered why she didn't talk to me cheesily and then blow me. Then I realized that she just wanted to do her job and was probably creeped out by me staring at her.

Well, that's because you are a dumbass who thinks that the porno industry is real and that you can actually get laid by showing her your cock.

Just so you know a pizza dilivery [sic] woman or some other kind will not come in and get a quick bang before they go back to work. And if that ever happened to you, which I doubt, she will most likely be fired or has some sort of STD. You are not THAT lucky.

I was never under the influence that they would.

Actually that is pretty much it. Women in general are normal people who want to get by in life, make something of themselves, and generally find the right person to continue their life with. If you have massive expectations as to women being huge sluts (other then the drunken whores) then you need a prompt relook on life and a smack on the head. Stop watching porn now.

It's not everyone who watches porn that needs a smack across the face and a relook on life because they think that all women are sluts and whores. It's the ones who are influenced by it and actually believe that they can get laid by talking dirty to women and and consider guys in the porno industry as role models that need a prompt relook on life and a smack across the face.

What I'm saying is is that unless the person you're trying to get laid with is either in the porno industry and you're filming a porno, drunk, high, a prostitute or one of the biggest sluts in the world, they're not going to blow you if you stare at them for a lenghty period of time or talk dirty to them.

DrXVII, You, are a fucking, moron. Thank you! Thaank you!

At 10/5/05 08:33 AM, DrXVII wrote: Yes this was satire.

Kudos to those who were smart enough to get it.

It was?

... shit.

Ah well, it was a nice parody thread and I was dumb enough to fall for it without reading the entire topic first. Oh well. A fucking moron is me.

But anyone who is influenced by the storyline of porn is a fucking dolt and needs to be told that plotlines in porno are fake so they can reprioritise their attitude on life.

Still, nice joke topic.

At 10/5/05 03:05 AM, DrXVII wrote: 2. Hot women in the service industry wont boink you.

Awww, I've lost the will to live!

At 10/5/05 03:05 AM, DrXVII wrote:
I was alone with a hot hotel maid once and the whole time I wondered why she didn't talk to me cheesily and then blow me. Then I realized that she just wanted to do her job and was probably creeped out by me staring at her. Just so you know a pizza dilivery woman or some other kind will not come in and get a quick bang before they go back to work.

Are you serious? It works for me every time. You must be doing something wrong...

Have you tried threatening their life by holding a knife to their throat?

At 10/5/05 09:42 AM, Gomorrah_MBR wrote: *owns himself by ranting about shit*

Hahaha, nice move smartass. Are you really 22? Have you ever heard of the word "sarcasm" or "satire"?

No?

Okay.

At 10/5/05 08:33 AM, DrXVII wrote: Yes this was satire.

But the message could realistically apply to some people here. =\
I have no doubts.

At 10/5/05 03:05 AM, DrXVII wrote:

1. Women actually do not kiss each other when they first meet. This one is a very good fact. I know GGW shows girls getting wild and naked with each other. Well these are drunk sluts who would typically never do this unless under the influance. Drunk sluts do not represent the women species as a whole. Your typical woman does NOT like lesbianism unless she herself is one.

Where the fuck do you live 99 percent of the time when i see an average woman on the street when a girlfriend of hers shows up they kiss a light peck on teh cheek no tongue unless ur in the blue light district of boston

women are highly aggressive and if they want sex they will make their move i get hit on all the time
its the tongue ring that gets them going hmmmmmm purrrr baby

You're right you know. Porn has made me unsexual.

Before I saw porn, I was a horny middle schooler. :P

At 10/5/05 09:57 AM, Gomorrah_MBR wrote:

At 10/5/05 08:33 AM, DrXVII wrote:

It was?

... shit.

I was going to forgive you until you called me a moron.

Now I'm not so sure.

I think I want a devorce.