Yeah, America sucks.

[Fragment]

America is a poopy place. I mean, gas prices are so hiiiigh. In Venezuela, gas wasn't so expensive. If we could have some, anyways....

And what's with Bush, really?He's a stinker. I mean, like, he tried to solve the problem in Iraq, but he failed. Oh, Gosh, no. President Hugo Chavez wants to nuke America, is best friends with Castro, and sleeps in a hole on the wall so they won't kill him. But he never tried to enforce democracy. Bush, you silly you.

And all the fat Americans make me sick. Ew. I like Africans so much better, they're dying of hunger and AIDS, but they are so skinny. Lucky.

And Katrina and Rita, ZOINKS! Bush hates black people! He's almost as bad as Chavez, who allowed a hurricane to rip one of Venezuela's biggest citites so he could steal from the dead. America, you stink!

The End.

[GWBblows]

You know what, you suck.

[Cold]

Your essay makes me cry, esé.

[DanAbnormal]

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA WE STAND AS ONEEEE!!!!

[Fedges]

i hate you

go die

the end

[Buddhist]

We just owned Venezuela.

[<deleted>]

At 10/2/05 04:27 PM, Fragment wrote: In Venezuela, gas wasn't so expensive. If we could have some, anyways....

Alot of the gas there is alcohol based...

[Khao]

At 10/2/05 04:27 PM, Fragment wrote: America is a poopy place.

I second that

[Sergeant-Bob]

It doesn't suck, per say, but gas prices make me twitch and the entire lower half of America is gonna be wiped off the maps.

[Jose]

Nice parody. Hopefully dobio doesn't see this.

[F-8-L-E-T]

America is probebly the most brainwashed country in the world

[ShadowX100]

America sucks crap and eats it

[Fragment]

At 10/2/05 04:28 PM, GWBblows wrote: You know what, you suck.

You know what? You don't have anything to base on why I suck, you make no sense at all. You suck.

[Xurch]

At 10/2/05 04:29 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: America is probebly the most brainwashed country in the world

no doubt

[lolcocksucker]

I don't care :P

Yust as long you don't insult good'ol Denmark ;)

[F-8-L-E-T]

Amerika cant protect them self from these facts why amerika is just a pathetic sociaty

[EvilBobTheAlmighty]

At 10/2/05 04:29 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: America is probebly the most brainwashed country in the world

Yeah.

[Jose]

At 10/2/05 04:31 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: Amerika cant protect them self from these facts why amerika is just a pathetic sociaty

Ogm u suk @ speling adn shuld kil urself. You are from Indonesia. Shut the fuck up.

[MaidenHead]

I'm not to fond of America either, but that's mainly because of that "Land of the Free, God bless America" patriotic bullshit. If it weren't for that, I probably wouldn't mind it so much.

I like the irony with the hurricanes in America (don't get me wrong, seeing clips of what's happened because of them sickens me) , because, even though you can kill intruders with your guns, you can't use them to protect your home from mother nature.

[Buddhist]

I like how nobody gets that this is a parody.

It makes me laff.

[KucamongaKid]

If you all don't like it, don't live there. Simple.

[F-8-L-E-T]

damn u...

spell : my name is Jose and i once putted my fist in my moms ass cuz her dildo was stuck there, in Dutch...

I dare u u dumb fock u can only complain but cant do anything else...

[HAcoreRD]

if you dont like our country, keep your comments to yourself. thank you.

[Jordannguyen]

Please go to the political forum. Wait, dont go there because this topic has been done 290587405209852045 times douchebag......when is this going to be locked?

[HellzYeahCCR]

At 10/2/05 04:31 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: Amerika cant protect them self from these facts why amerika is just a pathetic sociaty

If you can give me one shred of evidence, I'll downgrade you from "George W. equivalent" to "Still a fuckhead."

[Fragment]

At 10/2/05 04:35 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: I like how nobody gets that this is a parody.

I don't, really. You people, you can't get sarcasm unless I post that spiffy /sarcasm. I was making fun at all the people who claim America is the worst country ever, and yadda-yadda-yadda.

It makes me laff.

I'm glad.

[KucamongaKid]

At 10/2/05 04:36 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: damn u...

spell : my name is Jose and i once putted my fist in my moms ass cuz her dildo was stuck there, in Dutch...

I dare u u dumb fock u can only complain but cant do anything else...

I dare YOU, YOU dumb FUCK can only complain, but can't do anything else.***

Welcome to english.

[iscrulz]

This is the most retard thing I read to day. OMg bush sucks lol america is poopy pee cum haha.

[Fragment]

At 10/2/05 04:36 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: if you dont like our country, keep your comments to yourself. thank you.

Please take a few more minutes to fully understand the topic, and realize why you are wrong.

Thank you.

[Jose]

At 10/2/05 04:36 PM, F-8-L-E-T wrote: damn u...

spell : my name is Jose and i once putted my fist in my moms ass cuz her dildo was stuck there, in Dutch...

I dare u u dumb fock u can only complain but cant do anything else...

Mijn naam is Jose en ik zette eenmaal mijn vuist in F8LETS ezel omdat hij van zijn geniet.

Eat shit at a picnic and die.