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How do you guys feel about having crappy movie submitted that would normally be blammed? Is the clock crew looked brightly on or are they "bad guys"?

At 10/4/05 03:26 AM, SandPump wrote: How do you guys feel about having crappy movie submitted that would normally be blammed? Is the clock crew looked brightly on or are they "bad guys"?

it can go either way just like your aura either they kick the ass of all known flash at the time or they suck giant rotting donkey dick there is no neutral

At 10/2/05 08:32 PM, bronzecherryclock wrote: yes it is held every year, the clock crew pwns and they celebrate StrawberryClocks kingdomshipiness, lol

What??? a kingdom shaped penis WTF are you talking about lol

lol @ noobs.it is sooo nice to see noobs chat.
right now I have the authority now to flame punks.
So, would you liked to get whipped now or later? ;-P

NOTE: I just felt like posting.

At 10/4/05 03:35 PM, tur-mex wrote: lol @ noobs.it is sooo nice to see noobs chat.
right now I have the authority now to flame punks.
So, would you liked to get whipped now or later? ;-P

NOTE: I just felt like posting.

Tur-mex, congratulations. You are an idiot.

I would like to encourage everyone else to go straight to Clockcrew.net and sign up. They're short of staff don't you know! Just think of a name like "MetalSonicClock", "IexploreVirusClock", "Halo2SpecialEditionCollectorsTinClock" or "OrangeClock", then throw something together in MS Paint and you'll be a shoe-in! Don't worry if you can't think of something as good as the names suggested here; just think up something quickly and ask a mod to change your name later. If they ask why you've joined, just say that Strange's "Lord of the Clocks" inspired you to produce a clock remake of Legendary Frog's "The Matrix Still Has You", and if they ask you if you have Flash, just say your dog ate it. If the elders start ripping you, be sure to retaliate by flaming them with extreme prejudice, or in failing that, just whine to an admin, and if you ever have trouble breaking the ice, just post lots of furry porn. Everyone loves furry porn.

So in closing, because individuality is dead, everyone and their mother's dog should join the Clockcrew.

Except Tur-mex.

Just make sure you have Flash.

And don't pollute the BBS with" OMG STRAWBERRYCLOCK IS TEH KING OF THE PROTAL BBBBBB CAN 1 DRIVE????"

The mods are kinda locking down on the noob population.

At 10/4/05 04:16 PM, MagicPrincessSCHALA wrote:

At 10/4/05 03:35 PM, tur-mex wrote: lol @ noobs.it is sooo nice to see noobs chat.
right now I have the authority now to flame punks.
So, would you liked to get whipped now or later? ;-P

NOTE: I just felt like posting.

Tur-mex, congratulations. You are an idiot.

I would like to encourage everyone else to go straight to Clockcrew.net and sign up. They're short of staff don't you know! Just think of a name like "MetalSonicClock", "IexploreVirusClock", "Halo2SpecialEditionCollectorsTinClock" or "OrangeClock", then throw something together in MS Paint and you'll be a shoe-in! Don't worry if you can't think of something as good as the names suggested here; just think up something quickly and ask a mod to change your name later. If they ask why you've joined, just say that Strange's "Lord of the Clocks" inspired you to produce a clock remake of Legendary Frog's "The Matrix Still Has You", and if they ask you if you have Flash, just say your dog ate it. If the elders start ripping you, be sure to retaliate by flaming them with extreme prejudice, or in failing that, just whine to an admin, and if you ever have trouble breaking the ice, just post lots of furry porn. Everyone loves furry porn.

So in closing, because individuality is dead, everyone and their mother's dog should join the Clockcrew.

Except Tur-mex.

Congrats for your failure mister. If you had been around for a while, you would already know that I am a clock since 2002. Here's a tip to you. Know what you are talking about before mentioning it and making a complete idiot of yourself infront of everybody.
Now I'm the one who must congratulate you aren't I...

At 10/4/05 04:16 PM, MagicPrincessSCHALA wrote:

Tur-mex, congratulations. You are an idiot.

Except Tur-mex.

You are the most hilarious person I've ever met.

At 10/2/05 08:34 AM, LilGoose wrote: its a day where everything gets through the portal

indeed it is
but only if it has a clock on it, so on clock crew day, build a couple of shit flash movies and jsut have a clock in them, and submit them and they r certain to get in, I plan to when clock day comes again.

At 10/4/05 04:56 PM, tur-mex wrote:
Congrats for your failure mister. If you had been around for a while, you would already know that I am a clock since 2002. Here's a tip to you. Know what you are talking about before mentioning it and making a complete idiot of yourself infront of everybody.
Now I'm the one who must congratulate you aren't I...

Hahahaha. Holy shit, that's me told. By the way, just out of curiosity, what's your clock name?

it is tur-mex_clock. it is just that I only have 1 clock movie and I don't volunteer to be in clock movies. you may not know me... I'm also one of the creators of Latin Grounds. member number 5 or sumthing like that. ;-)

duh clockday is when u submit ur crap n it makes it on ngs duh

The Clock Crew is a secret organization of hermaphroditic japanese pop singers put together by the micronesian government to liberate Hawaii from its democratic oppressors and restore the throne to its forgotten royalty, who will herald "The Chosen One" as its ruler (Strawberry Clock is actually King Kamehameha and will use his kamehameha to infinitely pwn America) after that, they will gain control over the world market with a global exercise equipment pyramid scheme involving Wade Fulp (a.k.a. Tom Green a.k.a Osama Bin Laden) and Piconjo (who is not dead, and is, in fact, the Reverend Al Sharpton). Once they have control of the world markets, the Clock Crew will use their money to buy candy. Lots and lots of candy.