Let me know a bit about you

[PelvicThrusters]

Indulge me, if you will and fill out this quiz about your personality, and such

Warning! Questions are in caps

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:
AGE:
BIRTHDATE:
HEIGHT:
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:
FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:
WHAT GENRE:
ARE THEY CRAP:
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:
BEST FRIEND:
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

[DaveMan-CI]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Dave MacLennan

AGE:

17

BIRTHDATE:

11/12/87

HEIGHT:

5'9... i dunno

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

Normal

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

1

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Not decided quite yet, too many good ones :P

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

none

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

2

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:

no

HITLER OR STALIN:

Hitler is more well known, so i will go for him...

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

13

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

2 times

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

To be able to go invisable

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

Everyone

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Rage Against The Machine

WHAT GENRE:

Funk Rock

ARE THEY CRAP:

no...

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Hope not, my love!

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Lauren

BEST FRIEND:

Mazz

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Laura

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Mark

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

3

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

None

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

Loads...

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

yeah

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

yeah

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

yup

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

not really

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

no

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

i would steal everything in it

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

Vote me and i wont put rat poison in ur water supply

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

Id tell who ever i was camping with

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

yes

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

no

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

yes

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

of course, as long as u wash it before u give it back

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

aye

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

aye

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

FUCK AYE!!

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

Of course... it would be the only thing to do

[jarrydn]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:
-Jarryd Nielsen
AGE:
-18
BIRTHDATE:
-28th January, 1987
HEIGHT:
-around 170 cms
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:
-usually between 3 - 7 minutes
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:
-0
FAVOURITE DICTATOR:
-Saddam. He really wasn't THAT bad.

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:
-0
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:
-I have a beret. Does that count?
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
-Yes :(
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:
-I don't get too bogged down in politics ;D
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:
-0
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:
-Possibly 4 or 5 times. I drank alot today. I can't hold my pee.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:
-The power to have all the powers I wanted.
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:
-Myself.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:
-Heaps. I dunno. Goratory.
WHAT GENRE:
-Ultra Brutal Death Metal
ARE THEY CRAP:
-No
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:
-Maybe?

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:
-Troy
BEST FRIEND:
-Jon
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:
-Jon
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:
-Heaps
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:
-...difficult one.
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:
-0
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:
-Practically all of them at one time or another
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:
-Yes
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:
-No
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:
-No
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:
-Of course.

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:
-Perhaps
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:
-Perhaps ;D
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:
-Get the fuck out of my office
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:
-Yeah. It would be funny.
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:
-No. Camping is gay.
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:
-Maybe?
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:
-Yes
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:
-No
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:
-No
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:
-A bit :)
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:
-Yes
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:
-No

[WorldOutkast]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: *****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Kristian Endelmanis

AGE:

15

BIRTHDATE:

05/12/1989 (or 12/05/1989)

HEIGHT:

Erm... one sixty something, I think.

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

Too long.

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

Seven.

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Whoever is in power.

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

THREE TIMES.

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

Five.

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)

No.

HITLER OR STALIN:

Stalin, just to piss my neo-nazi friend off.

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

None, but there is a worm in the bottom of my garden.

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

Three.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

Stuff.

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

People.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

You must be joking.

WHAT GENRE:

Random genres.

ARE THEY CRAP:

Depends.

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Depends.

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Dave.

BEST FRIEND:

I don't know.

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Erm... all of them.

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Myself.

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

None.

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

I can't remember... that's how bad it was.

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

Nope... male friend that is.

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

Nope.

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

Depends whose blood it was.

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

Yes.

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

No.

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

The problems of the future, after the election!

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

If that means running around screaming, yes.

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

No.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

Darth Vader.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

Yes.

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

No.

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Maybe.

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Maybe.

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Maybe.

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

MOST DEFINITE FAPPAGE.

[Shadow-XII]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: NAME:

Marco Fletcher

AGE:

17

BIRTHDATE:

4/2/88

HEIGHT:

5'7"

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

Less than a minute. I dont count...

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

Zero.

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Stalin.

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

Zero.

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)

No.

HITLER OR STALIN:

Stalin, bitch.

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

Zero.

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY

Three.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

Flame-thrower.

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

Everyone.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Gary Numan.

WHAT GENRE:

Gothic rock.

ARE THEY CRAP:

Nah.

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Probably. Watch me care, though.

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Eliza.

BEST FRIEND:

Chloe.

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Chloe.

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Brendan.

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

Zero.

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

Zero.

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

Amy.

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

No.

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

No.

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

Once.

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

No.

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

Fuck no.

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

Yes.

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

'Extermination of the worthless.'

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

Yep.

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

Not with you.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

I'll be kinda dead, so no.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

No.

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

No.

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

No.

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes.

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes.

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

No, Napalm :D

[DekapitatoR]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:Teemu Havia
AGE:14
BIRTHDATE:5.3.1991
HEIGHT:really dont know
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:5 min
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:7
FAVOURITE DICTATOR:Saddam Hussein

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:2½
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:0
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:yes
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:Stalin(definetely)
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:3
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:2
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:i dunno
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:you
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:Zeke
WHAT GENRE:Speed metal(maybe)
ARE THEY CRAP:kinda
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:no

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:-
BEST FRIEND:-
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:-
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:-
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:10
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:2
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:-
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:yes
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:yes
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:no
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:no...

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:no
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:yes
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:fuck you
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:no
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:yes
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:yes
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:yes
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:go on
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:no
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:no
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:no
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:no...

[Drah]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Indulge me, if you will and fill out this quiz about your personality, and such

Warning! Questions are in caps

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****:

NAME: you cant pronounce my name, so im not telling
AGE:13
BIRTHDATE:sometime in spring.
HEIGHT:about 1,6 meters
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:wtf?
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:0
FAVOURITE DICTATOR:errrrr, well, herodes!

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:84390
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:0
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:depends if its nicely cooked.
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:stalin
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:876
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:2
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:the power of squirell.
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:squirells and goats
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:goat
WHAT GENRE:goat
ARE THEY CRAP:maybe
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:goat

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:my cat
BEST FRIEND:a guy
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:a guy
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:another guy
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:0
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:0
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:1
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:no
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:no
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:no
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:yes!

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:yes
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:yeah
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:SQUIRELL TILL I DIE!
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:no
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:no
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:yes
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:yes
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:sure, if i get some of yours
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:yes
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:yes, clowns are fun: IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:hell yeah
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:YES!

thats about it, happy?!!

squirell till i die, lols!!!!

Note: do not quote an entire message.
Only quote the parts to which you are responding

[PelvicThrusters]

At 9/30/05 09:43 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

I'll be kinda dead, so no.

Oh come on.

You have already tried it, and you seem fine

[Seanmlr]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Indulge me, if you will and fill out this quiz about your personality, and such

Warning! Questions are in caps

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Sean

AGE:

19

BIRTHDATE:

6686

HEIGHT:

511

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

eh hour at most

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

0 (o jpII how i miss ya)

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Castro

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

hmm 2?

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

2

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:

hell yeah

(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:

Stalin, if you love him there's a better chance he wont kill you

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

0 :(

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

the ability to fly

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

uhhh doesn't work that way

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Dave Matthews Band

WHAT GENRE:

rock and roll

ARE THEY CRAP:

no

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

I would hope not

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Dave

BEST FRIEND:

Jeff

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Jeff/Dave

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND: J

eff/Dave

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

like slept next to? hmm 9

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

tooo many

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

i saw jeff die in a dream once

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

umm no

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

no

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

no

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

hell yeah

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

yeah

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST

:yeah

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

It's miller time

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

yeah

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

hell yeah

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

yep

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: yeah
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

nope mine

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

yes

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

yes

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

yes

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

yes

[Peter-II]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME: Matthew Lowes Aplin
AGE: GTFO.
BIRTHDATE: GTFO.
HEIGHT: About 5'2".
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET: 5 mins.
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED: 6
FAVOURITE DICTATOR: Hitler

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES: None
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS: 2
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY: No.
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN: Hitler
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD: 3
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY: Once
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE: Telekenisis
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON: Dicks at my school.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND: Pink Floyd
WHAT GENRE: Prog-rock
ARE THEY CRAP: No.
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM: Probably not.

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND: Matt
BEST FRIEND: Matt
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND: Matt
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND: Simon
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH: 300
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS: None, but they have =D
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT: All of them.
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND: No.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND: No.
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND: Rape
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD: Rape

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT: No.
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST: ...
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE: "Kill the undersireables, legalize rape!"
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE: That's hot.
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING: No.
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: No.
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: No.
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN: No.
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL: Yes.

Well that wasn't funny.

[Shadow-XII]

At 9/30/05 09:45 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: You have already tried it, and you seem fine

I actually poisoned myself, you dumb shit.

[Rhabdophobia]

NAME: Sean !?
AGE: 14
BIRTHDATE: 26/8/91
HEIGHT: tallish
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET: I never checked
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED: 3 but they all were asking for it
FAVOURITE DICTATOR: Mussolini

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES: 0, once by a tortise
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS: 8, I'm waering a big black one right now
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY: Also eating chinse food right now
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN: Hitler, keep that hippy lip neat
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD: I'm a mod on Magic Gnome forums
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY: 4
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE: flight
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON: planes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND: Depeche Mode
WHAT GENRE: Synth Pop
ARE THEY CRAP: your crap
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM: All the kids beat me up because I liked No Doubt

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND: CJ
BEST FRIEND: Olli
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:Olli
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND: Crazy joe Davola
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH: none
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS: depends
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT: none
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND: nope
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND: nope
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND: nope
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD: If it wanted to be friends

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT: I did, but only after using the library and bus cards
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST: see above
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE: OLVOTEFORMEFAG
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL NYONE: It would slip somehow
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING: N.o
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: It would "stump" alot of conversations
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: I would have to fill in
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN: If you return it
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: yes
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: yes
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH: yes
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:no/no/yes

[lolcocksucker]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:Christian
AGE:13
HEIGHT: about 1.6-7
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET: 30 minuttes
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED: about 5 i think...
FAVOURITE DICTATOR: Me

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES: 0 O_O
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS: 1
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY: No
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN: Stalin
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD: 0
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY: 1
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE: Eating youre mom.
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON: Youre mom.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND: None
WHAT GENRE: Rock
ARE THEY CRAP: No
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM: WFT?! No.

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND: None :P
BEST FRIEND: A guy
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND: Another guy
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND: no one.
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH: 0
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS: 0
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT: Some
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND: no
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND: no
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND: no
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD: Yep! =D

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT: Yes
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST: No
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE: Aren't youre hands bleeding? WORK HARDER!
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE: I slept with youre mom- All sieg Hail! (this one's a joke :P )
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING: No
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: Yes
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: Yes.
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN: Sure
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Noooo clowns are scary :(
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH: I would kick him in the butt, for misusing dope(So true, So true)
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL: Nope

Thats about me :P

[bigexplosions]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: *****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Why do you want to know?

AGE:

13

BIRTHDATE:

October 17

HEIGHT:

I can't remember.

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

15 mins.

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

0

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Hitler

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

-1

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

1

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)

Yes.

HITLER OR STALIN:

Hitler

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

0

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

3

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

Admin power

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

NG

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

System of the Down

WHAT GENRE:

Rock

ARE THEY CRAP:

Maybe....

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Just maybe...

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Sam

BEST FRIEND:

Carl

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Chris

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

John

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

0

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

0

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

0

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

No.

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

No!

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

No.

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

Maybe...

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

Yes.

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

Yes.

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

"Vote for me, I'm not gay."

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

No...but I'd check if I have AIDS.

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

No.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

No.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

Yes.

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

No.

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes.

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes.

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes.

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

Yes.

[jlwelch]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: NAME:

Jesse Lee Welch

AGE:

19

BIRTHDATE:

4/14/86

HEIGHT:

6'2"

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

20min/day

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

none

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Ghengis Khan

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

None

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

1 a cheese hat my grandfather sent me for my 7th birthday. He was a Packer fan!

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:

Yes

(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:

Hitler

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

None, I live in an apartment. Back in Illinois.....none that I have seen.

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

2

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

The ability to make women extremely horny at a moments notice!

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

I think you can figure that out for yourself :P

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

None, I have become a music hata'

WHAT GENRE:

Pop & Techno are about all that is left that I listen to.

ARE THEY CRAP:

No. Crap is the excuse of rock music today that has the same damn backbeat in all the songs.

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Would I care if you did?

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Blake

BEST FRIEND:

None

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Mark

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

None. If I don't trust them, they are not friends.

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

None.

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

None

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

Jenny >.<

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

No.

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

Not currently.

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

My best friend is a guy!

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

What kind of dumbass do you think I am?

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

Yes

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

NO

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

I wouldn't have a slogan, I would pitch out the truth and probably be so dull I would make Kerry look like Mike Myers.

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

No

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

WTF! After that last question? NO Or at least not with you!

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

Yes

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

yes

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

No

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Hell yeah

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Absolutely

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Yes

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

No

[MTspace]

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Sir M T Humperdink

AGE:

17

BIRTHDATE:

3/1/88

HEIGHT:

5'6"

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

20 mins

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

3

FAVOURITE DICTATOR: Mogabe

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

11

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

8

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:

if cooked thouroughly

(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN:

Hitler.. mein fuhrer

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

0

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

1

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

unicorn by night

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

superman

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Smashing Pumpkins

WHAT GENRE:

Rock

ARE THEY CRAP:

No

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Unless you are emo, no

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

my imaginary friend tim

BEST FRIEND:

tim

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

tim

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

tim

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

1.. tim

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

12

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

1.. tim

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

no

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

yes

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

no

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

yes

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT: no
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

yes

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

Get kids drinking now for a hazier, drunker tomorrow

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

everyone!

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

I am

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

no

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

no

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

As long as you dry clean it for me

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

who wouldnt?

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

no, thats not funny!

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

maybe

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

maybe

[Nickos]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Indulge me, if you will and fill out this quiz about your personality, and such

Warning! Questions are in caps

*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****

NAME:

Nick

AGE:

14

BIRTHDATE:

21-10

HEIGHT:

dunno

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

way toot much

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

2

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

Me

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

5

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

3

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)

Ok.Yes

HITLER OR STALIN:

None

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

Wait, i'm gonna count them...

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

3

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

The power to become liquid.

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

everyone

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Changes every week

WHAT GENRE:

usually rock

ARE THEY CRAP:

sometimes

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Nah.

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

LOUDEST FRIEND:

Martijn

BEST FRIEND:

Dominic

MOST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Yorick

LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND:

Glenn

NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH:

none

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

none

FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT:

none

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND:

nope

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND:

nope

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND:

again, nope

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

Of course

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

Yeah, but it would be empty.

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

yup, and the rest too

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

vote me, I'll give you candy

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

nah

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

ya

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

no, i would be on the bbs for the rest of my life.

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

I never had

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

No, I know you would be lying so...

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

hahahahaa

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

HAHAHAHAHA

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Sorry, I fell of my chair laughing...

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

dunno...

[chili-kitten]

At 9/30/05 09:27 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote:

NAME:

chili

AGE:

189

BIRTHDATE:

Not in the dictionary

HEIGHT:

tall

AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET:

40 days a day

NUMBER OF POPES KILLED:

me personally? Or the ones that God killed?

FAVOURITE DICTATOR:

I prefer lemon icing on top if there's gonna be jam in the middle

*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****

TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES:

not for me to say

NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS:

12

WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY:
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)

What do u normally have for xmas dinner?

HITLER OR STALIN:

lemon icing

NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD:

elves are as fictional as mormons, fool

TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY:

thrice

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE:

to be a debt collecter

WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON:

collecting debts

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND:

Elastic with a protective nylon colour around it

WHAT GENRE:

99p a bag

ARE THEY CRAP:

No they're useful

WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM:

Listen to them? Who's the crazy one here?

*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****

TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS:

101

WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD:

Harvey already is my friend

*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****

IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT:

To where?

WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST:

Before what?

IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE:

Vote for me. Fags

IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE:

I'd ask everyone in the campsite why it was there. Then go on a killing spree

DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING:

Not right now, no

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

Uh....no i couldn't hold my fags

IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE:

lol yeah, it's be a funny story for parties

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN:

Fur is murder

IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

Chav cars are all to be laughed at

IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH:

I'm scared of clowns,.....i feel they would be scarier on fire

IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH:

No, but i might nudge a mate to draw attention to it

WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL:

That would just be taunting it