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my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:22:59 Reply

seriously. i spent 1 hour typing stuff for school, and i save it. then i start playing unreal tournament. when shes leaving to go to some meating, she comes in my room and asks to see my homework. i open work to show her it, and its fucking not there!. its a fucking corrupt file on all of them its bullshit. and now shes taking the computer out of my room tomarrow morning because of the fucking computer, and she thinks that i didnt type it. this is such bullshit. i h8 inconvienent shit like this god damnit

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:24:35 Reply

That sucks..

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:24:38 Reply

ahhh.... to be 14 again

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:24:54 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:22 PM, 20BitchSlaps wrote: its a fucking corrupt file on all of them its bullshit.

Ouch, sorry to hear that, man. How long was it? And was it due tomorrow, or something?


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:25:56 Reply

Complaining on the internet forums will surely get it back.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:26:11 Reply

Why didn't you just print it right away? i always do that

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:26:17 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:22 PM, 20BitchSlaps wrote: now shes taking the computer out of my room tomarrow morning because of the fucking computer

Hmm...let's think about that one...


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:26:52 Reply

That's why: Notepad = <3

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:28:58 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:25 PM, Zephyrlot wrote: Complaining on the internet forums will surely get it back.

I think it will :D


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:31:26 Reply

That's nothing.

My mom uses aimbot and spawn camps. Hax. >:(

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:32:53 Reply

Lmao i'm sorry but i never heard of someone calling their own mom a n00b,that was just funny as hell to me for some weird reason.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:33:37 Reply

hows this: recently ive been downloading on average 1gb of stuff a month... when the huge phone bills started to come in (we have a limitation of the download amout, though im am not familiar with it), mum started asking questions. Eventually i convinced her that hackers we 'piggy backing our server' which enabled them to use our download capabilities. lol

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:34:20 Reply

hmm ur computer got viruses or spyware???
got anyprotection or somethin lol your screwed i got like mad crap of protection lol
anyway try to buy ur own comp then some protection or get thisi think this or i link somethin else its norton
thats all i remember dude


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:35:38 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:28 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 9/29/05 07:25 PM, Zephyrlot wrote: Complaining on the internet forums will surely get it back.
I think it will :D

"See Mom, these guys know I'm right, so don't punish me.."
"Okay honey, now just let me check your history...whats this thing called hentai?"
*click*
Banned from internetting.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:43:16 Reply

Well that'll learn you to play video games.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:45:00 Reply

Lmao. Save your work before you play a game, dumbshit.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:51:17 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:45 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: Lmao. Save your work before you play a game, dumbshit.

Lmao. Read the whole post before replying, dumbshit.

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:53:48 Reply

ouch, but what does that have to do with n00bing?

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:54:46 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:22 PM, 20BitchSlaps wrote:

rant about uber noob mom

She is a noob indeed.

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 19:56:57 Reply

"See Mom, these guys know I'm right, so don't punish me.."
"Okay honey, now just let me check your history...whats this thing called hentai?"
*click*
Banned from internetting.

LMAO


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 20:03:30 Reply

well look at it from your moms point of view

if you were the parent and you asked your kid if they did thier homework and they couldnt provide proof?

you would be suspciosous too


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 20:06:23 Reply

Dude, that sucks! I have no advice for you, though, sorry. =\

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 20:16:07 Reply

Why's your mom an ubernoob? Taking a computer out of your room isn't uber-noobish it's kinda disrespectful to your mom, she's just trying to keep you straight in school...even though you are, she thinks you aren't deal. You'll get it back sooner or later.

Go read a book while the rest of us have fun!!

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 20:17:29 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:31 PM, 62bda02 wrote: That's nothing.

My mom uses aimbot and spawn camps. Hax. >:(

HHAHAHAHAHAHA u just owned me. lol i got flamed

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-29 20:22:07 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:25 PM, Zephyrlot wrote: Complaining on the internet forums will surely get it back.

inevitabley


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-30 07:51:54 Reply

wow.. what a crappy mishap lmao but i find it funny why didnt you just print it out?
or save it on a floppy disc?


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-30 08:06:10 Reply

That's why back-ups are so important. If i have an important file i always have 1 on the pc and 1 on disc. So if one has a problem the file isn't lost.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-30 08:38:08 Reply

At 9/30/05 07:51 AM, GoldenHero wrote: wow.. what a crappy mishap lmao but i find it funny why didnt you just print it out?
or save it on a floppy disc?

Floppy discs are corrupted so fucking easily, i don't know why people even bother anymore.

Who cares, OMG no computer in your room. Like it matters. Hell, I built my own computer and I don't have it in my own room (although, thats mostly because I've barely got any free space in there). Learn to game in a different environment. Also, sidenote, homework is for suckers.

Life often sucks, deal with it.


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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-30 09:15:33 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:35 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: "See Mom, these guys know I'm right, so don't punish me.."
"Okay honey, now just let me check your history...whats this thing called hentai?"
*click*
Banned from internetting.

*tacklehug*

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Response to my mom is a ûbernoob! 2005-09-30 09:16:21 Reply

At 9/29/05 07:22 PM, 20BitchSlaps wrote: when shes leaving to go to some meating,

A Meating ! Dude!

Your mother is a porn star!