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because it's the sequal!!!
that acthoughly sucked.

I go to college and my math teacher always asks if anyone has any math jokes, so one day this kid in my class (hes honeslty retarded, he walks around with batman toys and no one has any clue how he got into college), he said he had a math joke. He said the joke that you posted. "Why was six afraid of seven?" so I yelled out "Because seven eight nine!" and everyone laughed a bit but this kid stood up and turned to me and screamed "YOU RUINED IT!!!" and ran out of the classroom crying which made everyone laugh even harder. I felt terrible but damn it was funny.

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'

Ok A man was walking down the street with his wife when all of a sudden his wife dared him to jump in a piranha, duck, crocodile, shark and to add danger one drop of human blood infested pond then he went to jump in but stopped so hes wife yelled out water you waiting ( get it ^^ ) so he jumped in then as the duck ( yes the duck bit his hand off ) a man jumped out the bush and him and the guy in the ponds wife walked off to there apartment and ass the ducked gnawed on the guys leg he heard a *boing* *boing* lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im funnier then Jay leno hahahaha

what has metal in it and bumps into everything

A baby wid a fork in its eyes

So a jew with a boner walks into a wall.

He broke his nose.

At 9/28/05 10:51 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Because seven ate nine.
-------------seven, eight, nine.

O.. M .. G... for the first time i get this thing

Two guys--Bill and Ted--are out hunting, and all of a sudden Bill drops dead. Ted freaks out and calls 911; "My best friend just dropped dead!" The lady on the other end says, "Calm down sir, are you sure that he's dead?" "Well, he's not moving or anything; what should I fucking do?!" "Now sir stay calm; first let's make sure that he's dead, okay?" "Okay, yeah, I can do that." There's a gunshot on Ted's end of the line; then he comes back on, "Okay, now what do I do?"

Oh, and whoever posted that "My love for you is like diarreah, I just can't hold it in;" you've heard that song by Weird Al haven't you?

"Let me be, your Krackatoa; let my lava flow all over you,
I want to be, your love burrito; are you picking up the subtle innuendo here; uh-huh!"

Lol whats black and white and rolls down a hill withh a metal spark in her eye

Lol whats black and white and rolls down a hill withh a metal spark in her eye

A nun rollin down a hill with a spoon in her eye ( i murdered her hehehe)

At 9/28/05 11:23 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: Why did the pilot crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

You abseloute bastard. You stole it off the other joke topic, and ruined it!

what you talking about foo

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from you!

lol

whats a metroids fave food?

prime rib!

(if said slap me)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Open.
Open who?
A MONSTER ON A POGO STICK! LOL!!11

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 6 was molested by 7.

the person who invented the hokey cokey died, and as they were putting him in his coffin for his funeral, they put the left lg in and thats where all the trouble started

S'TRUE!!!1111SHIFT+1

knock knoc

who der

fuck

fuck who?

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

what flies over the bay?

baygles

A man walked into a bar.

And said ow.

-Im surprised noone said this one yet XD

At 9/29/05 12:43 PM, Cl0wnPuncher wrote: A man walked into a bar.

And said ow.

-Im surprised noone said this one yet XD

Well, I'll follow it up with:

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why is six afraid of seven?
whos therE?
banana!
More like you!
HAHA YOUR DUMB FRUIT CANT TALK!

from max and paddys road to nowwhere.
"i hope you can catch darlin' cos you got a couple of balls
comin' your way."

heres one.

What's more fun then dropping rocks on babies from a hot air balloon?

Dropping babies on rocks from a hot air balloon.

What did the banana say to the dildo?

Why are you shakin' she's gunna eat me.

At 9/29/05 01:47 PM, cryptosporidium_136 wrote: heres one.

This is about short, apparently horrifyingly politically incorrect jokes, not funny pictures.

And Sons Of Liberty and Raiden were awesome, by the way. :-)

whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

a large pizza can feed a family of 5.