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Posted at: 9/27/05 04:41 PM
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My computer monitor could develope a hairline crack and spray me in the face with an extremely caustic mixture of chemicals that inhabit the space between the glass shielding and the monitor itself, resulting in violent agonizing death. closed casket funeral, to be specific. what about you, jerk?
Posted at: 9/27/05 04:42 PM
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I suppose that sniper in that tree across the street could shoot me...
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Posted at: 9/27/05 04:43 PM
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Japanese sniper on the roof. Awaits a British Comedy fan to qoute me.
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Posted at: 9/27/05 04:44 PM
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my penis can exploded from over active masterbating and then i would prolly bleed to death
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Lemon Party could pop-up onto my screen causing a severe heart attack, killing me.
PLACEBO ARE DEATH METAL.
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At 9/27/05 04:42 PM, Prellz wrote: I suppose that sniper in that tree across the street could shoot me...
Not only that, I hired ninjas to assassinate you if the sniper misses. You're pretty much fucked.
Posted at: 9/27/05 04:45 PM
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A catastrophic structural failure in the building im in.
A sudden burst of a blood vessel in my brain due to staring at a computer screen for too long.
A crazy maniac weilding a knife(or other deadly weapon) flying through my computer lab slaying everyone.
wow, when u think about it there are about 100 things that could kill you at any time. Crazy.
Posted at: 9/27/05 04:47 PM
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That Pennywise poster could fall off the wall and get entangled around my head, suffocating me.
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At 9/27/05 04:45 PM, Cl0wnPuncher wrote: A catastrophic structural failure in the building im in. A sudden burst of a blood vessel in my brain due to staring at a computer screen for too long. A crazy maniac weilding a knife(or other deadly weapon) flying through my computer lab slaying everyone. wow, when u think about it there are about 100 things that could kill you at any time. Crazy.
So you're at school? In that case, someone could bust out an auto rifle and go colombo on everyone in there. I can't believe you didn't think up that one.
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Umm well my house could collapse i suppose, its only a month old and could have been constructed poorly. Or maybe my cat with sharp front claws could claw my eyes out. Or umm lets see i could get stabbed with a knife my mom is using lol. Nothing can happen seriously i dont think.
*dies* god i always speak too soon :P
Posted at: 9/27/05 04:48 PM
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I'm dying of boredom watching Family Feud.
Louie Anderson was a better host than Richard Karn.
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I suppose a meteor can hit the earth.
Posted at: 9/27/05 04:49 PM
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The building I'm in could topple over killing me and all the assholes in and around it.
At 9/27/05 04:47 PM, MarshmallowCl0ck wrote: So you're at school? In that case, someone could bust out an auto rifle and go colombo on everyone in there. I can't believe you didn't think up that one.
actually im at work, but that would go under the whole manic with a deadly weapon category.
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:00 PM
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This ferocious beast!!! (doggie!! :D)
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my mom is making dinner...i suppose she could run at me with a knife
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Posted at: 9/27/05 05:05 PM
At 9/27/05 05:00 PM, SohlTofang wrote: This ferocious beast!!! (doggie!! :D)
How much is that football in the picture?
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:09 PM
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That squirrel outside could be hiding an assault rifle in all that fur, they are plotting agaisnt me... one of these days, i know they are going to get me, and there is going to be nothing i can do...
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:12 PM
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The seat of my chair could roll back off of it support, and topple me backwards, breaking my head clean off. Or i could sneeze and headbutt my moniter and die from a broken skull.
You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:13 PM
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At 9/27/05 04:44 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: Lemon Party could pop-up onto my screen causing a severe heart attack, killing me.
LOL
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Posted at: 9/27/05 05:15 PM
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Lemon Party could pop-up onto my screen, causing a severe turn on and an erection so big it impales my face, killing me.
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:17 PM
At 9/27/05 05:15 PM, SinowBeat wrote: Lemon Party could pop-up onto my screen, causing a severe turn on and an erection so big it impales my face, killing me.
I think i ruptured my spleen laughing. Thereby killing me slowly and painfully.
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:18 PM
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geez THIS can kill u! :O
I AM the new Antichrist
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:20 PM
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One word: College.
uhhh hmmm i think that algebra class can kill me...... -_-
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:21 PM
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Someone could drive their car into my house where I am sitting right now and I could die upon impact
ok no well this can kill u! :O :O
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:23 PM
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WTF r u afraid of lemon partys or or u afraid of pop ups cuz I don't see anything scary
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:25 PM
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my little bro could run at me with a knife in his sleep. he does sleep walk and talk you know. also i could have an idea instandly turning my brain into mush.
Posted at: 9/27/05 05:28 PM
At 9/27/05 05:25 PM, chadarack wrote: my little bro could run at me with a knife in his sleep. he does sleep walk and talk you know. also i could have an idea instandly turning my brain into mush.
Or better yet A clip of the video from the ring could pop up and u will get a phone call and get killed by the evil girl
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