Lmao, awesome. Yes.

[Charlotte]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy together.

Even though you won't care for her, as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for aids so Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad; I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Bill

P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk, center drawer. I love you!

Call when it's safe for me to come home.

[chili-kitten]

Oh i've heard many variations of that but it is brilliant!!

[Bou]

Classic. :D

[StrikerF2]

Yep. Awesome allright.

[DemonHybrid]

Barbara sounds hot

[deleted-3]

I so need to do this. But if I do I know I will get killed haha.

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

</roffles> My consumption of comical genius, original or not, dictates that you compose more.

[Legend-Killa]

that is funking funny...>.> now i jus tgotta find out who's watching me and Barbra....

[smeg7]

lol, my da would kill me if i done that!!

[TommysUsername]

Haha thats funny shit.

[Zornkatzu]

Amazing...lmao.

[protege-moi]

I remember reading this before, it made me laugh then, it makes me laugh now.

[FUNKbrs]

Hey! There's nothing wrong with my cousin Barbara!!!!

[Gunter45]

Talk about the way to deliver bad news, that's brilliant.

Now what do you do when your news is as bad as the body of that letter?

[Ninja-Freak]

why would he tell his dad where he is?

Brilliant!

[aviewaskewed]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I loved it.

[DCFilms]

LOL, i remember hearing that a while ago, thanx for making me remember!

[PureLionHeart]

Haha! That's awesome! Wish I had of known that trick when I brought home my last report card.

[xjohnwebsterx]

Awesome. I want a girlfriend with tattoos and piercings and tight clothes.

[PureLionHeart]

At 9/25/05 07:14 PM, xjohnwebsterx wrote: Awesome. I want a girlfriend with tattoos and piercings and tight clothes.

I want a pregnant girlfriend with AIDs and a trailer. But hey, to each his own.

[Charlotte]

At 9/25/05 06:42 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Now what do you do when your news is as bad as the body of that letter?

Write a worse letter.

[AshfordPride]

Lol, I've seen it five times and its still funny.

[The-Wrathchild]

oh thats good, i'll remember that one!

[BLACKNOISE]

hahaha

that was awesome....but the ending jsut made that worthwhile.

[Gunter45]

At 9/25/05 07:28 PM, SadicSchoolgirl wrote: Write a worse letter.

But that's just it, what's worse than what he wrote?

[PureLionHeart]

At 9/25/05 07:37 PM, Gunter45 wrote: But that's just it, what's worse than what he wrote?

Mention cop killing and that dear ol' granddad's skin is hanging in the closet.

[Legionnaire-X]

Pure secks, I'll save it for later use.

[Charlotte]

At 9/25/05 07:37 PM, Gunter45 wrote: But that's just it, what's worse than what he wrote?

.

[Mast3rMind]

Nice one. Great mechanics on how there are more worse things in life. That is funny.

[SbenixNG]

Hahaha! Thats a really cool story or whatever you wanna call it.