Mods don't sit around on the BBS all day long, you know that, right guys? No no no ..... all of the mods go out into the real world and work- to put food on the table, beer in the refrigerator..... whatever. Some have a decent job and are proud of what they do, and others..... well, they'd rather be shoveling shit at the zoo. But that's not the point.
The point is that they've been trying to hide these jobs from us for far too long! Personally, I think it's been long enough. It's about time we find out what they're doing!
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Uberbarista works down at the local bar. He doesn't get paid for his work- they just allow him to take a few bottles home with him each night. But, of course, he drinks them all right at the start of his shift... you know... to take the edge off. Uberbarista is easily one of the most popular barmen in the area, simply because he never seems to remember if you actually paid him for your drinks or not.
