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Couldnt you have posted all the steps in one post? Why double post?

I keep thinking of more, though.

Tell her, how much you surf on porn sites and compare her to the naked posers :)

when your getting intimate make the comment let's cut th eforeplay and cyber.

At 9/22/05 10:07 AM, cantprovenothin wrote:

:you can't fuck up more than if you just do nothing lol.

Actually, out of this thread, I reckon this is actually quite good confidence advice.

At 9/21/05 10:55 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: depends on what type of girl ur talking too... cuz yea some of that stuff i wouldn't mind talking about but i would boggle like a lot of y;alls minds totally out of the water right

what the fuck are you talking about?

I would like to subscribe to your magazine.

mmmhhh

*thumbs up*
kool thread d00d hehehe
that make me put a smile in my face =D

34. Ask her to make pr0n with you.
35. Be surprised when she says she doesn't like seafood.
36. Make sure that the girl you're pursuing isn't a 40 year old man.
37. The quickest way to a woman's heart is to make out with her friends.
38. Impress her with tales of your other experiences with women. They like the comparison.
39. To appear most mature, publicly refer to her breasts as "funbags," "boobs," "maracas," "speedbumps," "bongos," "smileys," "snack rack," "my favorite part," etc.
40. Release said pr0n on teh internet, women like knowing they're taking a share of 13 year old fappage.

I wish i had read this thread sooner, no wonder i kept getting dumped.

At 9/22/05 10:07 AM, cantprovenothin wrote: question about handjob

jJust sit back and take it, once she's done return the favor.

Oh and keep kissing her, also.

At 9/24/05 06:05 PM, -Diego- wrote:
jJust sit back and take it, once she's done return the favor.

Oh and keep kissing her, also.

Wow Diego, for a fourteen year old you sure are mighty experienced with this huh?

Props to you.

None of this stuff is right.

At 9/24/05 06:14 PM, stickitinsideofme wrote: None of this stuff is right.

You clearly are a nublet when it comes to the stimulation of the clitoris. This is all gold.

41: Ask her to a threesom with 2 females and 1 male, you.

Hey, stickitinsideofme, niiice speedbumps.

At 9/23/05 08:34 PM, WickerBasketofDoom wrote:

At 9/21/05 10:50 PM, Josey_Strife wrote: 27. show her the "pink sock"

No one has cared to explain to me what that means.

her pink sock that you pleasure yourself with.

At 9/21/05 10:33 PM, CptWillard wrote: 13. Use the dating sims as your guide.
14. Let her know you used a dating sim as your guide.
15. Let her know you preefer a dating sim to wooing her.

haha.. classic. that actually seems strangely appealing, however. geek factor = !

42. When asking her for sex instead of saying wanna fuck? Say "Can i pwn you?" And when engaging in sexual intercourse scream "I AM T3H "1337" "ROFL" "LMAO"

Example: Hey baby I'm gonna pwn j00 cause your a n00b at sexing
G

At 9/25/05 06:57 PM, bloodraven626 wrote:

At 9/23/05 08:34 PM, WickerBasketofDoom wrote:

At 9/21/05 10:50 PM, Josey_Strife wrote: 27. show her the "pink sock"

No one has cared to explain to me what that means.

her pink sock that you pleasure yourself with.

*gets to the point* ITS YOU PENIS RETARD!

lol srry it would have gotten a lmao but im a little tired

i just looked at my recent post and it didn't sound right when i read it

REDO:

pink sock=your penis, retard

CptWillard, I applaud your hilarious post. I love shit that doesn't make sense, and this surely doesn't make a whole lot of sense. If you have indeed tried any of these, disregarding the criminal ones, you have courage, man.

Keep posting new ideas, they keep getting better and better. Except I think my favorite was in the beginning with "Blam her". I fucking snorted with laughter at that one. Cheers, and keep up the good work.

41. Instad of saying "lets have sex", say, "Lets sex", or "Wanna be sexed?".Use leet for best results.

As a parody thread... Amazing.

At 10/10/05 02:16 PM, Lysaer wrote: CptWillard, I applaud your hilarious post. I love shit that doesn't make sense, and this surely doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Oh, it makes loads of sense.
That's why I'm applauding him.

No 214214 - Hi, my names CptWillard

At 9/21/05 10:33 PM, CptWillard wrote: Here's some naff things to do around girls to get them to go out with/have sex with/look at you.

18. Explain to her the "boobs for noobs" theory.

I think I made that :D

Or at least the most
pimp sig about it

I assumed NG would lighten up from everyone being so stupid.

Guess I was wrong.

want some real advice it is called "the game" it is a book there besides i've gotten my fair share of gfs with my pure skill