So yesterday I'm deep in the hood, and i see these african americans engaging in a lovely game of basketball.
I ask them kindly if i can engage in their game as well, in a polite manner.
They say "man cracka you best get da fuk outta here fo we embares u."
So i use my soul voice and kindly respond "I'll step all over you on the courts like my ancestors did the slaves in da fields yo."
Five guns suddenly appeared, I was trippin some shank ass shit at this point, but their obvious leader came through the crowd and challenged me to a one on one.
I accept his challenge and we begin to play. He starts pulling 720 dunks and three's from behind the half court, shit bitch i was gettin schooled.
All of a sudden it hit me, i needed to embarass this ho ass fool. So i use off da heezy, and some back to daddy combos, fo makin my monsta leaps and scorin dem dunks in that hood.
The commentary was basically "AW SHIT SON, OH SNAP, or HOLY FUCK YO" i was obviously whooping some pimp ass.
Then i felt something on the inside, earlier i had secretly pocked a gamebreaker, but now i was done 20-17 in a game to 21, so i knew it was time.
So i use my Gamebreaker x2, and jump for half court and stomp on dat mangy scoundrel's head to get an extra leap, then i do 10 flips, and a 1800 degree spin before smashing the ball in, along with smashing the glass like big ol shaq.
i then woned 21-17 and had obviously school dat sucka like the bell just rung. So i wipe the sweat off my face and triumphantly walk out, victorious.