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I agree... totally

At 9/17/05 08:43 PM, MRED wrote:

At 9/17/05 08:41 PM, PhantomBPR wrote: change the prices on the falling prices, make em really high or really low!

oh at fry's electronics (*OMG not walmart*) they have a policy that whatever price it says on the box, mispriced or not, they HAVE to value it

That's not a policy it's the law. Dumb Dumb

I used to cart joust with my friends when no one was around

harass the multitube of rednecks and other annoying people.

Just go to one of the lines in wal-mart, and just look at the people and what they are buying, like fat people who are buying $hit loads of mayo and stuff, idk I was only at walmart once my family hates it.

Go to radio's,set radio's alarm to 3 minutes fromthen,turn it on satanic rock station,put volume to top,run away,

go on all the computers and change the homepage on all internet browsers to porn

At 4/25/07 07:16 PM, Errormatix wrote: Go to radio's,set radio's alarm to 3 minutes fromthen,turn it on satanic rock station,put volume to top,run away,

Someone did that when I was with my buddy a long time ago!

At 9/17/05 08:54 PM, blackanese10 wrote: Play jokes on the old people(greeters)

we dont have old people, we have retards and disabled people

Dress up like a bear and buy a gun.

Do they even ALLOW fun in Wal-Marts???

Running off with people's kids then buying them some Mcdonalds then when the parent isn't looking put the kid back.

Total MindFuck.

Me and a friend once went into a Wal-Mart with huge sombreros and long black ties. We danced in front of the old greeting people and acted like we were some special-ops team by constantly having our backs toward walls and pretending we have guns. Once I jumped out from behind a wall and yelled at some woman and ran away with my arms all limp.

was fun

At 4/25/07 07:18 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote:

At 4/25/07 07:16 PM, Errormatix wrote: Go to radio's,set radio's alarm to 3 minutes fromthen,turn it on satanic rock station,put volume to top,run away,

Someone did that when I was with my buddy a long time ago!

yeah,well,its fun seing the moron workers running to try and turn it off.

1) walk up to every anorexic person i see and call them fat.

2) crap in every pair of underwair in the toddlers department

3) hump the bras and panties in the women's department

Scream "I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!".

As loud as possible.

--Get a lot of stuff from all the corners of the store and go to check out and say " Sorry, I forgot my wallet in my car" And never come back

--Go in the dressing room and yell "HEY I NEED MORE TOILET PAPER!!!"

--go in all the stalls and just piss all over the walls and the toilets

--Go on computer at wal mart and go on ng and post about fun things to do at wal mart in front of an employee

--Go piss in about 15-30 shoes and put them all back

--(Men Only) Change into a bikini and ask an employee/women "Does this make me look fat?"

I play tag, hide'n seek, mess around with all toys that have sound, vandalize, spill soda purposely, turn up music, bug the employees, and act like a total retard so everyone gets creeped out and leaves.

Thats what i do at Wal-Mart.

1. leave a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the toilets
2. go to a random empleyee and say we have code 3 in the clothes department
3. walk through the clothing department and shout WHO BUYS THIS SHIT ANYWAY
4. repeat 3 in the jewelry department
5. while walking alone pretend someone is with you and say dramaticly how could you do this to me? i thought you loved me! you kissed me! then pretend your being beaten and fall screaming
6. when someone is behind you walk very slow

At 9/17/05 08:40 PM, Rego001 wrote:

At 9/17/05 08:38 PM, squadus2 wrote:

What other fun things do you guys do in Wal-Mart?

free the giant bouncy balls from there cage and run amoke

They shouldn't be caged up like that, that's ball cruelty right there.

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7. walk down the up escalator
8. when someone asks for help cry and go why wont you leave me alone
9. switch the men and woman signs to the toilets
10. marko polo nuff said
11. put a radioactive sticker on all the food
12. loiter. when asked to leave, tell them you live here
13. put pokemon stuff in someones cart

i like to dress emo every so often, go to the gun section and ask where the antidepressents are. i even made a razorblade pen. it freaks ppl out cuz i 'write' on my arm with it and freak ppl out.

i also steal condoms, open them up, and just drop them in random people's carts.

and i like to play the demos for hours to piss ppl off (thanks to me, anyone can now play trogdor at wal-mart! ^^)

bump for fun. seriously... who doesnt like makn fun of walmart??

i do stupid stuff....crank up the subwoofers to full blast and run like HIFL(friendlier way to say hell)

Awwww, There are no Wal-Marts in Australia. I wish there were though.

1. Ask the staff about their stock of sex toys

2. Rig a computer to play a porn video at high volume (moaning)

3. Fill your cart with panties and start walking around glancing in various directions

4. Eat for free by stealing things from the food aisles and eating it when no one is around

5. Constantly ask staff useless questions, most importantly "Do you like your job?"

6. Go into a dressing room and begin to breathe heavily/moan, also periodically say "Yes" in a sensual manner.

7. Stay at Wal-mart all day

8. Piss in the bathroom sinks

9. Play with every toy they have for sale

10. Vandalize any and all pictures of faces you come across.

11. Rig the computer to play Weird Al

12. Go to sleep using newspapers as a blanket near the entrance of the store