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Oh yeah america is racist, hey dickweed if america was racist, why are so many BLACK rappers rich (like that fruit cake kanye west, if he cared so much why doesnt he donate all his fucking money to help out to?) and we do have black people in our goverment you know, in fact the mayor of new orleans is black, and he refused to evacuate the city because he was affraid of the city loseing business. So before you go and follow what some weak ass rapper says about our country, look at the facts america is not racist.

At 9/17/05 12:21 AM, TheRunningBear wrote: Oh yeah america is racist, hey dickweed if america was racist, why are so many BLACK rappers rich (like that fruit cake kanye west, if he cared so much why doesnt he donate all his fucking money to help out to?) and we do have black people in our goverment you know, in fact the mayor of new orleans is black, and he refused to evacuate the city because he was affraid of the city loseing business. So before you go and follow what some weak ass rapper says about our country, look at the facts america is not racist.

Shut the hell up. You have no way to convey your opinion in a convinceable manor, and you make yourself look like an idiot. Do me a favor, do some research, and come back when you know what you are talking about.

P.S. 15 year olds don't know shit about politics, regardless who they are.

At 9/16/05 11:42 PM, Mache wrote: Because your government is racist, think about the forgotten people of Katrina, New Orleans look like Africa there, and you forget about your allies when it comes about money, supposely Bolivia was and is an American ally, we suplied you with whatever you need to finance your wars and everything, but when we need help, you don`t care you just reclaim us all the time about our forever growing debt... but it's not the people, is your obssesed way of making policy...

thats.... crazy.... Racist? America is a blend of every culture on this planet put into 1 blob of a country, to be racists would be like me, a white male being racist againsts whites. and if u mean prejudism too then hell, our government is soooo strict about it their taken the freakin "one nation under god" out of our patriotic pledge cause some idiot woke up one morning and said hey lets piss someone off.

i dunno what u mean by u spplies us with what we need to finance wars, and neither do u, all contries deceive their people, america is trying to make it look like we made it close to the top on our own and your country is trying to say you guys practically carried us. In fact, i continually hear of how many debts other countries owe us that we cleared, which i know 50% of it is innaccurate. so thats a very unclear picture.

I believe the hurricane was under-estimated, but to tell you the truth, unless your disabled, and happened to get stuck, u had no reason to still b in that area, the people who died in katrina trying to be all tough are fucking idiots, theyr probabley deserved to die

Imagine if something massive like 9/11 happened in your country, so massive in fact that people freaked out when airplanes flew overhead (yes, i've seen people completley freeze in a tense freaky fear). You went to the suspicious country, which is basically a dump and a terrible place w/ a terrible ruler, they dont co-operate. So what do u do? Go back and say "we tried"?

everything that just came out of your mouth said u hate our political figures, not americans. so wtf..... I dont have any hate toward any other country, i heard alot of people hate french people i have no idea why but i heard that, the only other country i hear people hating is americans. why? we accept all? it is cause we're too accepting? i guess thats true, im not up for the whole taking god out of our pledge that really ticks me off, but thats not enough reason to resent us. If you mean starting a war we did it because of lack of co-operation after a massive terrorist attack on a very important building, killing mass amounts of people, what were we supposed to do? I suppose completley democracising or whatever u wanna call it to a region we believe may be the cause could be considered overkill, in reality the people over there ware quite glad we're there. in conclusion, we're glad we're there, their glad we're there, and the only people who arent glad we're their are the terrorists, and countrys who for some reason hate us. Or is it that you are all terrorists?

I'm to fucked up to post in this forum yet, I'll give you all my meaningless opinions tomorow when I can see straight.

At 9/17/05 01:43 AM, The_Tank wrote: I'm to fucked up to post in this forum yet, I'll give you all my meaningless opinions tomorow when I can see straight.

God bless America

At 9/17/05 01:48 AM, StealthBeast wrote:

At 9/17/05 01:43 AM, The_Tank wrote: I'm to fucked up to post in this forum yet, I'll give you all my meaningless opinions tomorow when I can see straight.

God bless America

You glorious bastard

At 9/16/05 09:19 PM, BeFell wrote: JEALOUSY

IGNORANCE. See above for proof.

because the voice on their TV tells them too

Do you really think they are that diffrent than us?

If you thought America was bad as trend whores, mainlaind europe, ESPECIALLY GERMANY is worse. Biggest bunch of trendwhores there is. Nice people, but very few think for themselves. Its everything I hate about what America, and worse.

The english, scots, and Irish seem to be very down to earth people, however, I tend to see a lot of them around here.

Also,

I hate how some elements of the left are blaming bush for a nature made disaster. If this doesn't reek soviet propiganda style, I don't know what will.

If you want to help, donate some money, grab a shovel, and help.

New Orleans had some deep seeded racism in it, dating back to long before Bush was even born. To claim that socialism, or more social services, or a more nationalized goverment larger goverment would have soothed long standing racial tension is absurd.

The problem is with society, years of affirmative action, and apologists have not been able to bridge the gaps. To say the problem lies soley with white people is absurd.

This country has some deep seeded racial issues due to our history, and I don't think the modern black community is doing its part to curb anti-white racism. There are way to many so called civil rights leaders, who try and pressure blacks to stay poor, so they can keep a following.

Al sharpton, Loius farrakan, and Jesse Jackson come to mind. The problem is the black community doesn't have leaders. It has money grubbing assholes, who want nothing but money and power.

Do you really trust someone who is a laywer, Reverend, and politician all at the same time, regardless of his race?

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At 9/17/05 08:17 AM, Gingerwarrior wrote: 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

Oh of course, you hate us because we use different words for things. So by your logic this conversation makes sense.

Guy 1: There goes David
Guy 2: I call him Dave
Guy 3: You're a fucking prick. I hate you. His name is David you fucktard.

At 9/16/05 09:16 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: because your country has vast influence, you fuck up the rest of the world, you think you can controll the world, you think you the best world and other reasons but i like america so thats okay.

jealous?

At 9/17/05 03:05 AM, bcdemon wrote: IGNORANCE. See above for proof.

Wouldn't that mean you hate America because you are ignorant? Hah...

Cause america is great

Because...America is just plain better.

At 9/17/05 05:23 PM, TimeFrame wrote: Because...America is just plain better.

Frankly I'd rather live in England, which I see as America that plays good music. Plus they've got less rednecks.

At 9/17/05 05:26 PM, DamienK wrote:

Frankly I'd rather live in England, which I see as America that plays good music. Plus they've got less rednecks.

Rednecks is what makes American interesting. Funny stuff happens.

At 9/17/05 05:28 PM, TimeFrame wrote:

At 9/17/05 05:26 PM, DamienK wrote:

Frankly I'd rather live in England, which I see as America that plays good music. Plus they've got less rednecks.

Rednecks is what makes American interesting. Funny stuff happens.

I guess, but I'd rather just not have to deal with them. Afterall, they have the right to vote, and that scares me.

o...m...g...wats the deal with you guys??? A country is a country - nothing more! A country doesnt necisarilly represent teh views of the people! most of us in the u.s. know we're not the greatest country in the world! we even critisize ourselves! Our government never changes, and we have a dumb(butt) for a president! Bush's views don't reflect about half of the entire country!

No, if you hate the government you hate the people. The people elect the government. It doesn't matter if it's only half, thats the majority of the people, and besides that, the other half would get up and do something about it if they really were pissed off.

If you hate the government you hate the people, thats how democracy works.

At 9/17/05 05:26 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 9/17/05 05:23 PM, TimeFrame wrote: Because...America is just plain better.

Frankly I'd rather live in England, which I see as America that plays good music. Plus they've got less rednecks.

But they have Chavs. Pick your poison.

At 9/17/05 04:07 PM, JooboyExtraordinaire wrote:

At 9/16/05 09:16 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: because your country has vast influence, you fuck up the rest of the world, you think you can controll the world, you think you the best world and other reasons but i like america so thats okay.

jealous?

yes i'm jealus of a country that has 7 trillion dollars + in debt thats still rising from New Orleans incedent. easy way to cripple america, all countries should ask for thier money back.

At 9/17/05 06:27 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

At 9/17/05 04:07 PM, JooboyExtraordinaire wrote:

At 9/16/05 09:16 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: because your country has vast influence, you fuck up the rest of the world, you think you can controll the world, you think you the best world and other reasons but i like america so thats okay.

jealous?

yes i'm jealus of a country that has 7 trillion dollars + in debt thats still rising from New Orleans incedent. easy way to cripple america, all countries should ask for thier money back.

And lets do that to the African loans we have given. If we took back all the money we gave them, we would destroy what little economy we have. Now how is that any different than what you are proposing?

At 9/17/05 04:14 PM, Jimsween wrote:

At 9/17/05 03:05 AM, bcdemon wrote: IGNORANCE. See above for proof.

Wouldn't that mean you hate America because you are ignorant? Hah...

No Mr. Simpleton. It would mean that most countries hate america because americans are ignorant.

At 9/17/05 06:32 PM, bcdemon wrote: No Mr. Simpleton. It would mean that most countries hate america because americans are ignorant.

Ignorant of what.

At 9/17/05 06:30 PM, -Jose- wrote:

At 9/17/05 06:27 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

At 9/17/05 04:07 PM, JooboyExtraordinaire wrote:

At 9/16/05 09:16 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

And lets do that to the African loans we have given. If we took back all the money we gave them, we would destroy what little economy we have. Now how is that any different than what you are proposing?

yes but you say africa is already fucked over by my countries and other european countrys centuries ago. at this point africa has no benificial connection to any country past oil. while the us has many. if the us fell most of asia would fall as well but hopefully the UK would be fine.

anyways i wasn't using that literally, i'm just saying what will happen to your country. your short on money, your national debt is increasing daily and that money has to come from somewhere and it's not the military. soon enough another crash will happen.

At 9/17/05 06:42 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: anyways i wasn't using that literally, i'm just saying what will happen to your country. your short on money, your national debt is increasing daily and that money has to come from somewhere and it's not the military. soon enough another crash will happen.

Yeah but your country isn't even a soveigrn nation, and would collapse without the UK's aid, so what do you got on us.

At 9/17/05 06:36 PM, The_Tank wrote:

At 9/17/05 06:32 PM, bcdemon wrote: No Mr. Simpleton. It would mean that most countries hate america because americans are ignorant.

Ignorant of what.

Is that a statement or are you asking a question?

At 9/17/05 06:32 PM, bcdemon wrote: No Mr. Simpleton. It would mean that most countries hate america because americans are ignorant.

I'm aware thats what you meant, but thats not what you wrote.

If it were, then what Befell was saying would have actually meant that the reason people hate America is because people in America are too jealous.

You see, it's a joke, at your expense, it's funny because you were trying to say Befell was ignorant but wrote it in a way that meant that you were ignorant. It's funny.