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ha the mob gonna get u
well u know the cops are paid of soif u
want to call the (i'm not formilure* with england)
but u would want the equivalent of the amrican f.b.i
and if u dont trust them (if u can afford it)
u got 2 options in my opinion
1.flee the country
2. put a higher hit on her
don't no if this helped
good luck
feel free to email me and we can more seriously

Here's something you could do to her stepmom.

1. Put a rope into her vigina.
2. Split it in half.
3. Tie the halves to both overies.
4. Hang her on the seiling with the rope.
5. Hang both her legs too.
6. Get a spear.
7. Get a weight.
8. Attach the weight to the dull side of the spear.
9. Get a small flamethrower.
10. Attach the flamethrower near the sharp side of the spear, but leave room for the point.
11. Make sure the flamethrower is always on.
12. Make a pulley on the ceiling, above her ass.
13. Tie her arms to the floor.
14. Mute her.
15. Attach a rope to the weight.
16. Put the rope through the pulley.
17. Put a hub bigger than the pulley on the other side of the rope.
18. Put a spike below her head incase she falls.
19. Put the spear into her ass.
20. The spear and flamethrower will cut and burn her vital organs and her blood will go to her head. This is better than impaling because she'll be burned along with stabbed, she'll lose less blood and will live to feel more pain that way, and her head might explode from pressure after several hours.
21. Mutilate the members on her face because they wouldn't be affected otherwise. Same with the arms and legs, but they're holding her in place so don't cut them off.

Another idea, post all the pertinent info you have here. That way if you do die, Newgrounds will get publicity from the evidence on the forums. Unless the mob bribes a mod and they use that handy destroy command.

At 9/16/05 07:34 PM, Afro_Stud wrote:

At 9/16/05 07:30 PM, cryptosporidium_136 wrote: oh and talk to your ex.
she might be able to sort
it out.
(sorry for the double post)

I just tried, she rejected my call, I'm fucked, I'm dying tomorrow.

Stop being so fucking melodramatic. =/

The chances of the mafia actually bothering to KILL you are slim to none, especially in Britain, you'll probably just get a sound beating.

Take it like a man.

Sounds like a great pitch for a movie.

How bout you just call the fucking police doo doo head? but if you don't wanna call the cops just stay in your house with weapons and shit. Or better yet go to a friends house and hide with weapons and shit.

At 9/16/05 07:34 PM, Afro_Stud wrote:

At 9/16/05 07:30 PM, cryptosporidium_136 wrote: oh and talk to your ex.
she might be able to sort
it out.
(sorry for the double post)

I just tried, she rejected my call, I'm fucked, I'm dying tomorrow.

damn, and your only 18. shit man. um. run away, get in the witness protection program or something. if this is serious then there are services that will protect you.
or you can, when the hit man comes, kill him before he kills you. or go to your ex's house and exlain everything. force yourself in if you have to. the hit man wont kill his employer's daughter.

At 9/16/05 07:34 PM, Afro_Stud wrote:

At 9/16/05 07:30 PM, cryptosporidium_136 wrote: oh and talk to your ex.
she might be able to sort
it out.
(sorry for the double post)

I just tried, she rejected my call, I'm fucked, I'm dying tomorrow.

Why the hell aren't you calling the police already? Death threats? Hello?
Look, I don't want anybody innocent getting killed because of some bitch, just call the police, that's what they're for, to protect and serve.

I just tried, she rejected my call, I'm fucked, I'm dying tomorrow.

then get off the internet and go to the police retard!

I'm gonna miss you man. Seriously, you can't escape the mob. I say spend all your money while you can. But a lot of drugs and do them all, because you'll be dead anyway. Might as well have some fun. Also, make peace with your folks and/opr siblings and be sure to tell them that you love them. That's it, that sucks tho, man.

Posting on the BBS would be your best bet.
We're all serious and we all love to help.

Go tell the cops or become part of the family. Such a shame that you could be bullshitting or NG is gonna lose a lvl 10 member.

At 9/16/05 07:44 PM, The_Seb wrote: I'm gonna miss you man. Seriously, you can't escape the mob. I say spend all your money while you can. But a lot of drugs and do them all, because you'll be dead anyway. Might as well have some fun. Also, make peace with your folks and/opr siblings and be sure to tell them that you love them. That's it, that sucks tho, man.

um, afro, dont listen to this idiot, you will survive. that hitman wont get you if you try to survive. get far away from the house, far away. get out of the city. of they dont know where you are for a while they will give up, yet your house might be burned down or something.

or turn your fear into anger. i mean just kill the fucker out to kill you. then go after the mother. just make her pay. she treatened your life and that makes it fair. its self defence.

EAT CHEEEESSEE!!!!
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Well it might confuse them enough for your to run... or if that doesn't work... think of three bald men... or is that hiccups???

you have three options

1.sit there and get killed
2.stand there and get killed
3.jump about and shout at me for not thinking of anything and then get killed

you have five realistic suggestions

1.get killed
2.flee to mexico until the heats off
3.flee any where else
4.find another mob and pay them to help you
5.buy a shotgun and wait for them (don't shoot them only if they fire at you)

does that help?

this is mob boss tony i will trach your address and shoot you yall

call the police, and if they dont believe you get a gun of some sort, shotgun, pistols(more than one needed) and bunker down in your house and fight them off, i mean like nail the door put stuff in front of it make sure you stay low and shoot to kill or you might be the oen getting killed

Dude, hitmen are highly trained assassins that live to kill. You can't beat one in a dead on fight and the only way to get rid of them is to hang out at the police station and plead your story, begging on your hands and knees, for their help. Or get far far away. Either you try to survive or you're fucked. What can I say?

Under Communism, the Mafia would undergo reeducation for the betterment of all.

At 9/16/05 07:52 PM, Metallica4ever wrote some bull shit

This isn't a movie or a video game, fool. It's real life.

At 9/16/05 07:34 PM, Afro_Stud wrote:

At 9/16/05 07:30 PM, cryptosporidium_136 wrote: oh and talk to your ex.
she might be able to sort
it out.
(sorry for the double post)

I just tried, she rejected my call, I'm fucked, I'm dying tomorrow.

I suggest you call Macgyver, he'd know what to do.

Stop sitting at your computer and get the fuck away?

?

At 9/16/05 07:09 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: I've just had a call from my ex's stepmum, who has mafia type gang links and she's put a hit on me because she thinks I posted naked pictures of my ex on the internet, I didn't but they think that anyway, so now there's a hit on me and I'm going to be killed tomorrow.

Which Mafia?

Call the police?

Christ....call the police.

Or go live in a monatery.

At 9/16/05 09:32 PM, sisterbill wrote: Christ....call the police.

Or go live in a monatery.

"monastery"

Couldn't...leave the word mispelled.

At 9/16/05 07:20 PM, 3BeanBurrito wrote: you could go in jail and build up muscle and get some buddies and stay away form the mafia and while ur in jail dont pick up the soap

lol you fucking twinky, who would pick up the soap. its like oops ill grab that....<slurp> WTF?!?!?!?

have good sex with the stepmom
if your any good, she'll call off the hit

I swear to god if your lying ILL put a hit on you (pun not intended, wait what pun, WHOS THAT TALKING IN MY HEAD?!?)

Well anyway if your serious, I'd suggest getting out of the state and going to a relatives place, but don't take your car, it could be rigged with a bomb (typical mafia shit)

Any relative at all, take a bus somewhere, just make sure your at least 100 miles away, mafia is serious shit man, just get out of state...

wait...if they know you know they know there going to fuck you up. stay in the house, its the best way. they wont expect you to be there, but hide with the lights out and a 42 still