I've done my fair share of hanging out with a very diverse group of people throughout my life. I've dated preppy girls, I've gotten drunk with frat guys, I've watched crack heads shoot up speed, I've been to raves, I've hung out with white trash confederates, I've seen whores sniff cocaine off urinals and pass out only to get molested by some scum bag hours later when the party has died down... So I've hung out with a good amount of people, but the one thing that makes me laugh each and everytime... Are the nicknames.
People who call themselves "Spider" or "Stormie". What the fuck is wrong with you guys? The only time someone can call themselves Spider and look scary, is if the person is a mexican who just got out of the joint. Next time I see some gothic-looking douche bag wearing a Slipknot shirt and sucking on a bong who calls himself Spider, I might just have to beat the shit out of myself.
So please, if you have one of these retarded-idiot nicknames, do yourself a favor, and go by the good God loving Christian name your mother gave you. Because, whether or not you want to believe it, the name Joseph is a lot scarier than Spider.
.... It's even worse when the douche bag has a tattoo of what their nickname is. MY NAME R SPIDER AND I IS GOT A TATTOO OF ONE ON MY BICEP!