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That.............was the dumbest thing that the church has said in a while

......I have nothing else to say........

::shakes head in disbelief::

What the fuck is "Count Dracula cereal," and where can I get some?

i find goth girls attrctive and all! but being a goth dont mean yuo worship the devil! goths just came around during that whole "punk" cinario in th 80's, it just kind of morfed from rock to metal music! but no i aint a goth! tried it though, it was nice lol

okay, I'm 35 of the things on that list. I'm going to hell (if it exists.) I fail to see why "Is interested in sex" is on there because if the mother/father who was reading that wasn't interested in sex, they wouldn't have kids to diagnose with being goth!!! Lolz. Also, I love Count Chocula and Boo Berry. I wonder if Lucky Charms are evil. Yikes! Also, I notice that "Spends time on the internet" is on there. Did anybody else click on the link to go to Saint Mary's website? (They don't have email. I guess eConfessions is out of the question?) That site took "increasing amounts of time on the internet" to create and even more to run, update, pay for, and maintain. Also, the pictures of the little kids on that site looked mentally handicapped, so IDK what the hell kind of facility they're running. Also, the picture at the top of the checklist is a tad questionable for a church. Since when did churches start publishing soft-core gothic porn?

In response to the post above mine, Goths were actually a viking tribe waaaay before our times. They were...violent to say the least. (Yay! Violence!)

Also, I jack off, so I'm gothic. Ya, I'm putting it bluntly, but who the hell doesn't? I guess ::gasp:: we must ALL be gothic!!!

lolz. FUCK SAINT MARYS CHURCH!!!

All I can say is, most of us aren't like this, please don't judge christianty by a few morons. I mean "claims to be a goth" as a sign of being a goth? Whats so "gothics" about masturbating?

And -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
makes me wonder if the list is a joke

At 10/9/05 06:10 PM, Dacheater wrote: All I can say is, most of us aren't like this, please don't judge christianty by a few morons. I mean "claims to be a goth" as a sign of being a goth? Whats so "gothics" about masturbating?

And -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
makes me wonder if the list is a joke

As far as "Requests time alone and quietness" goes, how do these Christian parents know that their kids aren't praying to ::gasp:: God? I know that not all Christians or Catholics aren't like this. Some idiot was assigned or decided to make a list about how to recognize if your kid is gothic. Looks like that turned out real well. : P

Somebody should hack that site and take it down. Any volunteers?

Goth power!

At 10/8/05 06:18 AM, Radam wrote: What the fuck is "Count Dracula cereal," and where can I get some?

agreed.

yeh im goth/punk and some church saying every1 is goth is fucked up

At 9/18/05 12:44 PM, SmellyCat wrote:

Those triats are shared by a lot of people, but the Christian Church should not be destroyed for misinformation. Wouldn't it be more beneficial if someone corrected them?

thats a good idea but see....adults that run major churchs are over zealous (while young religious teens and such of any religion merely tells people what they believe and then except the others ideas on life and probably become friends) there fore they are crazy out of their asses. we should have black shirts with christian rock bands and just wave it in there face!...their heads would implode. and wait rock? I always thought that god was into punk rock.....damn...

At 10/7/05 01:01 AM, Arexus wrote:

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
are they saying that all TEENS are going too burn in a non existent(I don't believe in hell. god doesn't just let you burn for eternity. I'm pretty sure hes not like that..really.)\

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.

yeah well I don't like too be with my parents 100% of my life so yeah...

-Insists on spending time with friends

while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
- violently shakes head to music.
oh crap....I thought that god would be the ultimate head banger since well..head banger is cool...there fore god must do it. dang they aren't letting jesus have any fun are they?

-Expresses an interest in sex.

well I don't talk too my parents about what position I like so thats off the list for me.

-Masturbates.

well I've killed kittens for about 2 years now...great

WOW, that is the biggest load of shit i have ever read in my life. i'm not gothic at all and i fit a good portion of those.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

so i guess that means that i'm goth, i should write these idiots a letter.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. LMAO!!! give me a break
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I had no idea that buddha was such an evil man.

i hope this thing that you received ended up being torn up and burned because all it is is stereotyping.

At 10/12/05 09:53 PM, lili462 wrote:

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I had no idea that buddha was such an evil man.

WHOA WHOA! Paganism? really? There are still pagans around? what the hell is wicca? and why is hindu and buddhism gothic? christianity is more gothic than those two.