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At 9/18/05 11:14 AM, The_Sickness666 wrote: ???? what do wannabe goths have to do with politics?

i'm reasonably sure we don't want any goths in the houses of parliment or in the white house do we?

fuck the church fuck the pope fuck em all!

WHAT POINT OF GOTHS ARE NOT SATANIC DO YOU NOT GET YOU STUPIED PREACHERS! DAMN LET THEM LIVE HOW THEY WANT TO LIVE!!!

What you jsut said is extremely offensive. The Pope is only the sovereign of the Catholic Church, and I am a Catholic. If I remember correctly, that is not a Catholic Church that posted that. Adults need to stop trying to figuring us out, I recently read the most horrible article on teen lingo in the Mensa magazine. Unless there is a problem, let the children be. If they dress in black, what does that tell you? The only thing that it DOES tell you is that they dress in black. However, if they start worshipping Satan, then the religious parents can start worrying.

Those triats are shared by a lot of people, but the Christian Church should not be destroyed for misinformation. Wouldn't it be more beneficial if someone corrected them?

At 9/18/05 09:59 AM, Gingerwarrior wrote:

At 9/17/05 12:43 PM, drah wrote:

im saying that since youve never met me, i can be anything.
even your mom.

dude, that would mean i have met you, and don't say anything like that again or i will find out where you live

i live in denmark, good luck finding me.

At 9/18/05 11:14 AM, The_Sickness666 wrote: ???? what do wannabe goths have to do with politics?

religion and politics often go hand in hand.

At 9/18/05 02:22 PM, drah wrote:

dude, that would mean i have met you, and don't say anything like that again or i will find out where you live

i live in denmark, good luck finding me.

Bloody denmarkians

LMAO i do like 3 quarters of that stuff on the list. man religious people are just retarded. people interested in sex need counciling? thats means every person in the world is messed up.

Haha I got 12 and I am not a goth.

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

If you are a Buddhist you are probably a goth.

Man.What the hell?

well i dont no about you all but i came to this website when i was bored so i guess that makes me gothic just for logging on because boredom is on the list and so is time alone i have a thing about working out when other people are around so i lift weights in my bedroom with the door shut

im not anti goth but that suxs im not bein related 2 a goth im a computer geek ;D
and proad of it

Before you all go crazy over this, you should try to find out whether or not it's actually real... the "MK Magazine" webpage says the source of this list is http://www.stmaryschurch.org/ ... but when you search for the word "goth" on that site it turns up no results.

So I'm wondering if St Mary's Church, or their website, had anything to do with this.

to be exact, i do on the list 19 of da tings on the list. eats a lot or too little. whats that gotta do wit anything. my definition of goth is, slits wrists, call normal people "conformists" wears black, and listens to goth, all the other stuff on that list is bullshit. eating Count Chocula Cereal is goth? it's just a friggen marshmallow and chocolate bran cereal for kids damn.

also they say goin on the com puter makes u a goth but they realeased on the website

BLASTFOMY U CHRISTIANB GOTH

I am the worlds most hard core goth. i listed the stuff i do that is associated to that list, And i checked out At 25 count it, 25 things on this list.
I AM TEH EEEEEEEVVIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
(puts on hardcore Radiohead and cuts self)

My god... how the hell do they come up with this stuff.... I personally am a goth but forChrist's sake im not gonna go out and have mischiveouse sex all night and spread the blood of the innocent for my lord Lucifer.... I think the whole stereotype of goths is completely messed up... and to have a church post that... do they not have anything better to do with their time???

Friggin all of thse articles are bull sh!t.

I cant believe how many anti-normal cristions there are in this world. The say "oh no!!! You peed!! That is a sign of unholiness!!!!"
God! (No pun intended)

i got a similar letter saying "find out if your kids are evil god-haters!!"
here are some of what they call traits.

1. has black hair. (what, is that a crime now?!?!)
2.Shows interest in computers. (Oh, so now you hate Newgrounds?!?!)
3.Hangs out frequently with girls. (That makes no sense!!!!!)
4. Wears black makeup. (Last time i checked, There was no black makeup for oyur skin.... only black whateveryacallit for oyur eyes.. i dont know!)
5.seems depressed often (WTF!! now if we have a disorder we are evil??)
6.seems secluded from others. (oh, so now lets pick on the autistic kids, huh?)
7.Shows interest in the opposite sex. (....so now we have to be homosexual to not be evil?)
8. has pale skin (First depressed people, then autistic kids, now albino kids?????)
9.does not sit still at church activities. (um....... so now we are Not supposed to stand and sing and stuff?)
10. Wears baggy clothing, or believes in the underground. (That makes about as much sense as me trying to read aloud at 4:00 in the morning)

What is this world coming to???

At 10/3/05 11:08 PM, LordTrunks47 wrote: 1. has black hair.

If you aren't of the aryan race then you shall be sent to gothic camp. HEIL HITLER.

7.Shows interest in the opposite sex. (....so now we have to be homosexual to not be evil?)

Yeah seriously, make up your damn mind!

10. Wears baggy clothing, or believes in the underground.

That's right kids, just as there is no evolution, there is no such thing as ground beneath the surface dirt. Just ignore all of those satanist consprirators with their shovels and their basements.

At 9/12/05 10:02 PM, inferno90 wrote: well, we can all thank st. marys church for this lovely bit of information. i recently had this emailed to me to see if my children might be a goth (im 15).

http://www.mk-magazi../archives/001567.php

oh. my. fucking. god.

im a goth because i sleep and am interested in sex. oh knoes.

....oh yea, count chocula is gothic also. I don't know, but I think if Jesus was here today, he'd try Count Chocula cereal. Then he would probably say it was all right but that he liked Cocoa Puffs better.

Sorry buds, but this is definitely a joke.
This is where this originated in 1999. Note the name of the site. its from parody.

At 10/4/05 06:50 PM, adamsaysmoesgay wrote: Sorry buds, but this is definitely a joke.
This is where this originated in 1999. Note the name of the site. its from parody.

Cept for that they are sourcing a real article from a real church. The web-magazine posts it because they think its funny, but it's not a joke. http://www.stmaryschurch.org/

Wowzer me am goth? Who doesn't have an intrest, if even slight, in sex? I am tired of the Catholic Church acting like they are perfect. They are man, nothing more. Oh and Catholic Church,...STOP WORSHIPING THE POPE! HE IS AN OLD GUY NOT WORTHY OF WORSHIP! But I digress...the Catholic Church could do something better with their time, like say feed starving children for example. Do you good things first and then you can complain about people wanting to be alone...oh excuse me, I meant worshiping Satan. This is giving me a headache...I am disgusted...

idiots, all of you .
if you post in a topic, certainly if you revive it after a couple of days, at least take a look in the topic. often there is valuable in the thread. if you read it you would have known this is a joke.
idiots

Whoa. I'm goth just because I have freakin' hormones, and/or study something reasonably intelligent (Philosophy, in this case) THIS is why I REALLY do not like religion in general.

At 9/28/05 07:37 PM, Ride_The_Lightning wrote: to be exact, i do on the list 19 of da tings on the list. eats a lot or too little. whats that gotta do wit anything. my definition of goth is, slits wrists, call normal people "conformists" wears black, and listens to goth,

You're thinking of those emo motherfuckers. Personally I'm of the punk persuasion, but that's because breaking shit suits me. However, I have goth friends, and they're fuckin cool as all get out. Gothic people have alot of time to think about shit man. They could kill you like THAT and probably have ALREADY thought about how to kill YOU. Not you, the human, YOU the person. That's reading this right now. Isn't that trippy? Somebody thinks about how they would kill you. Halloweeny thought eh?

At 9/28/05 01:08 PM, Gingerwarrior wrote:

At 9/18/05 02:22 PM, drah wrote:

dude, that would mean i have met you, and don't say anything like that again or i will find out where you live

i live in denmark, good luck finding me.

Bloody denmarkians

DANES!
im a dane from denkmarkia, just west of swedenia

the contradicting thing about this is that is asks you if you make time for the internet or the computer, and this is online

Goths are good. Emos are bad. Punks are cool. Jocks are dicks. Cheerleaders are skanks. Gangsters are whack. AND I RULE YOU ALL!!!(jk jk, don't hate your master lol)

At 10/6/05 03:11 PM, ParodyMyAss wrote: Goths are good. Emos are bad. Punks are cool. Jocks are dicks. Cheerleaders are skanks. Gangsters are whack. AND I RULE YOU ALL!!!(jk jk, don't hate your master lol)

u are a good man. parody sucks

ROFL. They listed Philosophy as an evil religion! ROFL!

Nimmer made a good point, this is a joke. But, someone still said it, just not anyone intelligent. Oh and for anyone that is Catholic and read my earlier post:That is not for you unless you agree with that crap about Goths worshiping Satan.

You know the funny thing is that I'm Christian and to them I'm a Goth that worships Satan. The Catholic Church has done one thing for me today: they reaafirmed my faith that no matter what, people will still be hypocrites. I wonder if they ever heard of the Pharisees?

Oh snap! I think I am going to hell!

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

I'm guilty! And despite the apparent fact that Satan is my drinking buddy, I still try my best to avoid bunny rabbits while driving. God I am so eeeeevil!

It is this reason and this reason alone (I lie, there are many more reasons) why I am agnostic. I cannot put my faith into a cause which attracts such ignorant followers. To even be associated with such people is cause enough for suicide.....