everyone is a goth. everyone.

[inferno90]

well, we can all thank st. marys church for this lovely bit of information. i recently had this emailed to me to see if my children might be a goth (im 15).

http://www.mk-magazi../archives/001567.php

oh. my. fucking. god.

im a goth because i sleep and am interested in sex. oh knoes.

....oh yea, count chocula is gothic also. I don't know, but I think if Jesus was here today, he'd try Count Chocula cereal. Then he would probably say it was all right but that he liked Cocoa Puffs better.

[Kommisar-Kowl]

Krazy Katholics wrote :

masturbates.

I am the most gothic child in the world.

[jmaster306]

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Yeah, that philosophy is some evil shit right there.

[tigerkitty]

-Claims to be a goth.

Well... I suppose it makes sense that if they claim to be one, they just might be.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

haha Contact your local mental health center... they are not all mentally ill

[Solthiel]

Haha...this is classic. I'm apparently a hardcore goth...and any minute now, I will begin sacrificing virgins to my dark god, Satan.

[PErF3Ct-17]

I saw this a few months ago and I marked at about 12. This is one of the reasons religion is so disrespected. Oh well, nuns will be nuns.

[BigBlueBalls]

Damn those chicks in that picture are hot.

/me faps to picture on a Catholic site...

[FineAsFaux]

oh, shit.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

i wear a BLACK "The Beatles" t-shirt. fuck i must be goth!

ok...wtf...

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

lmao?

[BigBlueBalls]

At 9/13/05 12:49 AM, theplatinumragdoll wrote: -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.

lmao?

Yes that is ridiculous. It's sick to think that some people actually take this shit seriously and will probably end up not allowing their children anytime to themselves and always make sure they follow their children around when they are with friends. It's this kind of treatment from parents that would drive a kid to being a goth, rather than away from it.

[FineAsFaux]

At 9/13/05 01:00 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

Yes that is ridiculous. It's sick to think that some people actually take this shit seriously and will probably end up not allowing their children anytime to themselves and always make sure they follow their children around when they are with friends. It's this kind of treatment from parents that would drive a kid to being a goth, rather than away from it.

Boy when he hits puberty : Mom, can i get a door to my room, for a little privacy?

Mom : No, son, i know its the devil beckoning you to get a door to your room so you can cut yourself and have chats with demons.

Boy : Wtf. I'm going to wear black makeup and go get stoned.

thats what happens.

[Samuel-HALL]

I have to agree...this is insanely lame.

I match a good fifteen of the things on that list...and I'm such an anti-goth (in both lifestyle and opinion), it's not even funny.

Parents need to realize that children become adults, over time.
I'm not saying children should be treated like adults...don't get me wrong.
Sixteen year olds should not be treated like adults. I wasn't near as mature, logical,or reasonable at 16 as I am now.
Your sixteen year old daughter should not be allowed to whore herself out, or smoke meth in her room. Your child should never be allowed to defy a direct request. Your child should never be unappropriatly disrespectful. Fifteen year olds shouldn't be cutting themselves. Thirteen year olds should not be piercing themselves unsupervised.

But those things aren't the same as, say, listening to Manson...or being interested in sex. Those things aren't the same as wanting alone time, or wanting a lock on your door.
All children go through phases.
There's a reason you don't see 40 year old men listening to Manson, and wearing black lipstick. There's a reason grown-ass women aren't cutting themselves to stand out. There's a reason doctors and lawyers aren't listening to ICP.

Kids do stupid shit. They dig stupid shit. They're hobbies are stupid shit.
As a parent, it's your fucking responsibility to protect your child from some things, but to allow them freedom. It's also your responsibility to allow that which doesn't harm.

My parents always told me they'd give me enough rope to be myself, but not enough to hang myself with.
I think those are words of wisdom.

[FineAsFaux]

At 9/13/05 01:34 AM, _FLAGG wrote: rant

amen to that. i'm a stupid kid, but im probably not going to be going around saying "OMG! WTF? BEDN STOLE TEH CADNY!" or doing any of the stupid shit i do now. then again...maybe i will. :\

My parents always told me they'd give me enough rope to be myself, but not enough to hang myself with.
I think those are words of wisdom.

wow. that's like concrete gospel words of wisdom.

[Solthiel]

At 9/13/05 01:34 AM, _FLAGG wrote: My parents always told me they'd give me enough rope to be myself, but not enough to hang myself with.
I think those are words of wisdom.

Those really are fantastic words of wisdom, I've got to agree. In fact, thank you, I think I'll always remember that phrase.

[DirtySyko]

I've read this a long time ago, but it's still amazingly funny. I want to meet a person who doesn't have any of these traits... It would be fucking impossible.

But, you know, I'm glad these type of people live in the world. It's entertaining, and their cause doesn't interfer with my life at all, so I have nothing to worry about. I just sit back and get entertained.

Religious groups will do whatever it takes to tell you that you're wrong and you're going to Hell. I mean, why wouldn't they though? People always prove them wrong, ignorant, misinformed, biased, and constantly beat their asses down with science while the majority of America stomps on their pride through the media, video games, and books...

If I was involved in an organization that always got served like that, I would be pissed off too :)

[BigBlueBalls]

At 9/13/05 01:34 AM, _FLAGG wrote: There's a reason you don't see 40 year old men listening to Manson, and wearing black lipstick.

Simply because they never grew up to this kind of music. There's a reason why our grandparents listen to crap from the 30s and 40s. My father still listens to some KISS, AC/DC and Black Sabbath, stuff he listened to in his late teens to mid-20s. Most people when they get older listen to music they grew up with because it brings back memories. I'm sure by the time this generation hits our 40s there will be some of us still listening to music we grew up with when we were teenagers. Like for example, I doubt I'll ever abandon Nine Inch Nails after being a fan of them for like almost 15 years. Maybe I won't listen to them as much, but abandon them just because I'm older, I highly doubt it. So in the future you just might see 40 year olds wearing black lipstick and listening to Manson, for old times sake. I personally was never into wearing make-up, but there's a good chance I'll be listening to the hardcore bands I grew up with well into old age.

[Grandy]

I`ve saw this before, its fake. Someone did it while in boredon, but I think there ARE some people out there that still think like that.

[ViolentGinga]

I am a bit of a goth..... that website is a load of bollox the fukin cnts..

P.S

I am new here, well i have been visiting this site for years now but have only just decided to sign up lol.......

[jmaster306]

At 9/13/05 12:43 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Damn those chicks in that picture are hot.

/me faps to picture on a Catholic site...

Actually if you look, the article is from a catholic site, the picture is one of their own. Try going to just http://www.mk-magazine.com/ and see if you still think it's a christian site.

[Mr-Blue-Sky]

Wow apparently I'm a goth. Even though i cant stand modern rock, never wear goth clothing, I'm a Christian, I listen to Trance and club music and take the piss out of goths regulary wow sound like im a hard core goth.

[Kommisar-Kowl]

Teh Caholics wrote:

-Expresses an interest in sex.

Wow, Catholics are the Ministry of Truth from 1984.

[Engelsman]

lmao this is pathetic... people have no idea.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.

Dammit! but i'm thirsty!!!

[HeinousDude]

At 9/12/05 10:02 PM, inferno90 wrote: ....oh yea, count chocula is gothic also. I don't know, but I think if Jesus was here today, he'd try Count Chocula cereal. Then he would probably say it was all right but that he liked Cocoa Puffs better.

-Drinks alcohol.

rofl.

Damn Irsh goths.

[HeinousDude]

I also wonder.

How did someone so close minded and ignorant learn to use the internet?

[Maus]

At 9/13/05 01:00 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I also wonder.

How did someone so close minded and ignorant learn to use the internet?

Ask Fred Phelps. >:(

[TheDoctor]

Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

Sports?

This whole article... just lol.

[turboanthro]

23 on derr goth-der-scale.

hmmmm. yeah, im hardcore as fuck.

rofl stupid goth

[PhysicsMafia]

this was in our bulliten at mass to, i thot it was a bit random. sure goths are a bit weird like but i cant imagine that they are any threat to the catholic church. tryin to take us back to the 15th centuary when they dictated our every day lives....not gona happen

[The-Exterminator666]

At 9/13/05 01:00 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I also wonder.

How did someone so close minded and ignorant learn to use the internet?

True! They also consider that technology is the beginning of the end of the civilisation... There's even a village in south america, that is so, SO religious, that NOONE from the village can use technology, noone at all. The thing more technologically advanced there is an axe.

Anyway, remember that to be a goth, u have to be 5 or more! So, imagine, just someone which wears black clothes, rock t-shirts, silver jewlery, and behaves bad on home and on school, is a goth! And, of course, must be taken to a metal care center. Pfff, there are and there will always be radical people on this world....

[punisher19848]

I eat Count Chocula on occation, display an interest in Machiavelli and Nietzsche, sleep late, play RPGs, and wear black (hey, it's fashionable!); therefore, I must be a goth. Apparently, whoever wrote this list doesn't know any real goths.

[The-Exterminator666]

So, the question is not, if everyone is a goth, but, what's wrong with being one? I don't think wearing black clothes and silver jewlery can be compared to drink blood and masturbating...

P.D. I really liked the part where it says that a goth can be someone which "shakes the head violently while listening to music" xDDDDDD