How do you kiss?

[KrazyKool]

What is the proper way to kiss?
Do you guys have any intructions, a tutorial, or tips? I have a date on Friday.

Last time I made out I bumped noses so I need to sharpen up my skills.

[seyton1]

lol. don't close your eyes until you reach her face...

[PureShadow]

At 9/12/05 05:37 PM, KrazyKool wrote: What is the proper way to kiss?
Do you guys have any intructions, a tutorial, or tips? I have a date on Friday.

Last time I made out I bumped noses so I need to sharpen up my skills.

wtf??? dude u dont even know how to kiss how low are you?! well a kiss is a kiss it should be easy to do gezz

[Asswipe3210]

if they can do it so can u

[Vince50]

The Wise Vince says:
Just go with the flow...of saliva.

[milinko959]

its kind of hard to say how to do it well...i suppose being good at it varies from person to person, but don't worry about it. you've got lots of time to practice

[PerfectGamer]

At 9/12/05 05:38 PM, PureShadow wrote: wtf??? dude u dont even know how to kiss how low are you?! well a kiss is a kiss it should be easy to do gezz

I bet you haven't even kissed anyone. Especially since you don't seem to now that there is more than one way to kiss.

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

Keep your mouth closed no matter what.

Oh, and you have to look like a crazy serial killer or it won't work.

[Kaleidoscope]

??? Shouldn't be that hard just go in slow so you don't hit her teeth I did that my first time. Otherwise go with teh flow.

[BazookaNinja]

It comes naturally. >:|

[PureShadow]

At 9/12/05 05:42 PM, PerfectGamer wrote:

At 9/12/05 05:38 PM, PureShadow wrote: wtf??? dude u dont even know how to kiss how low are you?! well a kiss is a kiss it should be easy to do gezz

I bet you haven't even kissed anyone. Especially since you don't seem to now that there is more than one way to kiss.

ok i'll teach u some things about kissing idiot..theres a snog which is touge to touge kiss which is a gf/bf kiss.. and average friendshipe kiss which is kiss to cheek..a love kiss which is a kiss to lips..there u idiot

[Kharbon]

Ok Man and woman approach each other.

For a peck: Just keep your bottom lip midway between her lips and kiss gently, let her come forward to you (when lips contact) woman tend to be more gentle, instead of you headbutting her ^^

Snog(with tongues....oooo!): Again stay on top open your mouth and let her insert tongue first slie your tongue across hers and now really all it is is the movement.....theres 2 different types of snogging

Wandering:really this is just going around her mouth ocassionaly bumping into her tongue....you can play chase too!

Synchronised: Both try to get your tongues touching in an almost rythm, i find this way good for closer partners.

[Metalix]

At 9/12/05 05:37 PM, KrazyKool wrote: What is the proper way to kiss?
Do you guys have any intructions, a tutorial, or tips? I have a date on Friday.

Last time I made out I bumped noses so I need to sharpen up my skills.

nope... you'll going to get nuthin whit reading. i didn't learn it by someone told me... don't make yourself a geek and to ask in a forum how to kiss? when the time comes up you'll see..

[HolyVash]

Hey, just two tips. Turn your head slightly, and don't smile too much. xD (otherwise you'll hear a big clacking noise.)

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/12/05 05:51 PM, BazookaNinja wrote: It comes naturally. >:|

yes it is one of those things that come naturally, when i had my first kiss i just knew what to do

and no complaints

[dabboy]

just see what she does and mimic it

[ShadowX100]

When your about to kiss tilt your head so you don't bumb noses

[JadeTheAssassin]

Don't have wet lips when you kiss, or it comes off slobbery and gross. :/

The girl will NOT appreciate a soft kiss if it's gross and moist.

[Deathsaw]

When you get up to her fave and she has her eyes closed, chop her in the neck hard enough to knock her out. Then drag her body to a nice secluded sopt, have your way with her and dumy her slightly councious body off of the ramp going up through the turnpike.

[Legionnaire-X]

At 9/12/05 07:26 PM, Deathsaw_CLockGlock wrote: When you get up to her fave and she has her eyes closed, chop her in the neck hard enough to knock her out. Then drag her body to a nice secluded sopt, have your way with her and dumy her slightly councious body off of the ramp going up through the turnpike.

Lol, the only problem in that plan is Krazy can't drive xD

[Skitzoap]

Only kiss with your mouth closed! Open your mouth and you might get AIDS, or even worse, GINGIVITIS!

[Sharpie]

At 9/12/05 05:37 PM, KrazyKool wrote: Last time I made out I bumped noses so I need to sharpen up my skills.

Last time? You wish. I bet you've never even talked to a girl b4.

[Deathsaw]

At 9/12/05 07:28 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:

At 9/12/05 07:26 PM, Deathsaw_CLockGlock wrote: Long rape story

Lol, the only problem in that plan is Krazy can't drive xD

He has a bike right?

[HeavenDuff]

At 9/12/05 05:37 PM, KrazyKool wrote: What is the proper way to kiss?
Do you guys have any intructions, a tutorial, or tips? I have a date on Friday.

Last time I made out I bumped noses so I need to sharpen up my skills.

Well just dont put your nose in the way...
I dont have to think about it seriously... I just... do it...

[buddycuffs]

At 9/12/05 07:23 PM, Shadic_The_Hedgehog wrote: When your about to kiss tilt your head so you don't bumb noses

o yeah? well what if they turn to the same side like retards lol.

my advice is umm... i just did this last friday lol. um. just do what you see in the movies and make it seem cool hahaha.

[iggy101]

At 9/12/05 05:37 PM, KrazyKool wrote: What is the proper way to kiss?

...with your lips :o

[JeremyLokken]

At 9/12/05 05:38 PM, seyton1 wrote: lol. don't close your eyes until you reach her face...

Slater found out the hard way, when Zack gave him a pig to kiss! Zackd idn't want to kiss Slater, but Slater wanted to kiss Zack more than life itself.

[Iranarama]

i kiss like so.

MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOOOOOCH!!11111

[MRED]

use ur toungue like a jack hammer

WHOOO HOOOOOO

[Lost-Chances]

Pretend to kiss, and when she closes her eyes, walk away. All you have to do. Make sure she doesn't catch you sprinting away. Bonus points if you get a butt ugly guy to take your place so shes kissing a butt ugly guy.