Cut a hole in the middle of your dick, but closer to your body. Insert your helment through this hole and put it in as far as you can. Then, get a boner. Also, tear your scrotum off and put it in your mouth, chew it a lot, and swallow it. Set your testicles on fire and put them up against a rock and bash them with another rock occasionally. The fire should burn your balls off and head up twards your dick. You can put it out when your ball-wires get burned off. Take your dick out of it's hole and grab your foreskin/penis skin. Hang yourself, except use your foreskin instead of your neck. It should rip off eventually. When it does, take your helment and pull it twards your body and above your dick, so it splits in half. Then, grab the fang-type things(if you still have a boner, there should be two mini-penis things) and squeeze them until they pop, then take them out of your body. Inject molten steel into your helment and burn it shortly afterwards. Wait until it burns off. Now, grab a pole, a sharp one. Attach a flamethrower to the top, but below the tip, and make sure it's constantly burning. Get three of these and put them all into the wound that you make when you ripped your balls and scrotum off, but put them into the ground first and stay on them. But, before you do this, incinerate your arms and legs, but inject acid into your fingers and toes and hold them up against gravity until they become nothing but skin, or maybe nothing at all, first. Oh, and before you jump on the flamethrowers, hang yourself above them with your scalp and eyes, not your neck. When your scalp and eyes fall off, you'll impale yourself on the flamethrower-spears.