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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 06:45:09 Reply

commit sucicide with a snub nosed .38 in a murder-suicide that takes artist gay with you!

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 06:51:08 Reply

At 9/11/05 06:44 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: If you're going to quit life because it's hell, you'll just end up in hell (people who commit suicide go to hell).

You have to ruin everyones fun doncha?


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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 06:52:13 Reply

At 9/11/05 06:38 AM, EggKnight wrote: Everyone shut up.. What you do it you get two shotgungs, one in each ear, anf dive headfirst off of a tall building, blast your head off from both sides in midair and land neck first on a flagpole. You'll get in the news for sure.

I read this at bash.org, and I must say it's the most creative suicide method I've ever heard:

Stand atop a tall building with one end of a rope attached to the roof and the other to your feet, just the right length so that If you jumped you would end up dangling just a few feet from the ground. Then fix some piano wire at neck level at the very edge of the roof and standing next to it, put superglue on you hands and take then under the wire and around the top to your head, where you stick them upside-down on either side.
Then you throw yourself forward off the edge of the building, severing your head with the wire and falling toward the ground, where you stop, hanging by your feet, with blood spewing from your neck and your severed head in your outstretched arms, looking at passers-by.


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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 06:54:00 Reply

instead of killing urself do really fun and dangerous stuff and if you die its a good thing... i guess...

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 07:10:27 Reply


Stand atop a tall building with one end of a rope attached to the roof and the other to your feet, just the right length so that If you jumped you would end up dangling just a few feet from the ground. Then fix some piano wire at neck level at the very edge of the roof and standing next to it, put superglue on you hands and take then under the wire and around the top to your head, where you stick them upside-down on either side.
Then you throw yourself forward off the edge of the building, severing your head with the wire and falling toward the ground, where you stop, hanging by your feet, with blood spewing from your neck and your severed head in your outstretched arms, looking at passers-by.

Not bad...Infact i like it! :D. One question though, what kind of maniac thought that one
up!?! That guy can't possibly be human...or has he actually seen this done? wow this raises so many questions, I'm going to go try it now, cya!!!

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 07:34:39 Reply

Wow, the creativity of humman is unlimited.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 07:36:18 Reply

At 9/11/05 07:34 AM, Maksin wrote: Wow, the creativity of humman is unlimited.

I see a lack of your death. Was this 'suicide' question perhaps a cry for attention? Get over it, kid.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 07:43:39 Reply

At 9/11/05 06:38 AM, EggKnight wrote: Everyone shut up.. What you do it you get two shotgungs, one in each ear, anf dive headfirst off of a tall building, blast your head off from both sides in midair and land neck first on a flagpole. You'll get in the news for sure.

You forgot to mention the flagpole should catch on fire.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 07:52:40 Reply

At 9/11/05 05:52 AM, EggKnight wrote: Eat a tub of beans untill you explode

Maddox eh?

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-11 08:41:16 Reply

Most people who say theu're gonna kill themselves are just lookin for attention... if you're not.... try this....

Grow up to about 20, get married, have a couple of kids, name one toby just to piss him off, work till about 65, retire, move to the country, then when you're around 80, go to bed and dont wake up. :Dit's slow, but effective.


It's not paedophilia if she's dead.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:08:38 Reply

If you really mean it, try

http://www.satanserv..g/coe/suicide/guide/

Probably when you realize you are able to die at will, a lot more opportunities will open for your life.

Best

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:10:29 Reply

...............

You need help.
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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:37:04 Reply

At 9/11/05 05:52 AM, -Paranoia- wrote: Eat a tub of beans untill you explode

You could have at least posted the link...

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:38:57 Reply

Cut a hole in the middle of your dick, but closer to your body. Insert your helment through this hole and put it in as far as you can. Then, get a boner. Also, tear your scrotum off and put it in your mouth, chew it a lot, and swallow it. Set your testicles on fire and put them up against a rock and bash them with another rock occasionally. The fire should burn your balls off and head up twards your dick. You can put it out when your ball-wires get burned off. Take your dick out of it's hole and grab your foreskin/penis skin. Hang yourself, except use your foreskin instead of your neck. It should rip off eventually. When it does, take your helment and pull it twards your body and above your dick, so it splits in half. Then, grab the fang-type things(if you still have a boner, there should be two mini-penis things) and squeeze them until they pop, then take them out of your body. Inject molten steel into your helment and burn it shortly afterwards. Wait until it burns off. Now, grab a pole, a sharp one. Attach a flamethrower to the top, but below the tip, and make sure it's constantly burning. Get three of these and put them all into the wound that you make when you ripped your balls and scrotum off, but put them into the ground first and stay on them. But, before you do this, incinerate your arms and legs, but inject acid into your fingers and toes and hold them up against gravity until they become nothing but skin, or maybe nothing at all, first. Oh, and before you jump on the flamethrowers, hang yourself above them with your scalp and eyes, not your neck. When your scalp and eyes fall off, you'll impale yourself on the flamethrower-spears.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:47:44 Reply

LOL xD.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 13:50:43 Reply

At 9/11/05 05:49 AM, Ahrimann wrote: Read your posts and bore yourself to death.

He said a PAINLESS way of dying.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 14:04:24 Reply

Use pills numbnuts.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 14:31:27 Reply

just dont.
attention grabber.
if your gonna kill your self get a bomb, strap it to youself
and get right near tony blair then take a load of painkillers
(20) and set the bomb off. if you did it right the painkillers will have
kicked in just before the bomb goes off and it will be largly painless.
plus you killed tony blair(the dick head).
WOOHOO!!!!!

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 14:34:05 Reply

Most people who r actually gunna commit suicide dont say
so u postin this seems like an attention grabbin thing more than owt else

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 14:55:26 Reply

If this is a serious post, please don't kill yourself. You may not think it, but you'll cause your family a lot of grief and heartache if you do, and believe it or not, they will NOT be better off if you off yourself. No parent wants to see their child die before they do. It's just not the way it should be.

But if it isn't serious, I've always thought I'd wanna freeze to death. :) It's supposed to be more like falling asleep than anything. Painless and peaceful. *falls asleep*


"Men don't grow up; they just grow out."

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 14:59:24 Reply

over dose,doesnt have to be crack just buy 3 bottles of tylenol and down um.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:01:58 Reply

try a bomb
BIG bomb

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:02:52 Reply

I hear Al Quead is looking for a few new suicide bombers...

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:05:57 Reply

Go to a steel plant and swin in the glowing oeange juice.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:06:30 Reply

At 9/11/05 05:48 AM, Maksin wrote: I want to kill myself but I am very fear of pain and death. Any good suggestion?

Just don't. It's painless, and you don't have to worry about dying.


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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:18:22 Reply

Get some dude to whack you repeatedly with a banjo in the crotch.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-09-23 15:20:50 Reply

Jump off a bridge, I don't understand why that never comes to mind to anyone.


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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-10-05 05:34:55 Reply

I've always thought of the "Diving in a pool, and just inhaling really deeply". I thought it'd be a pleasant way to go...No body mutilation or anything...just floating peacefully...I've come really close a few times. I just lose my will to live.

Seriously...why? Every day's the same anyway.


Ignorance is bliss.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-10-05 05:40:59 Reply

Attention whore. "I want to die but am afraid of death."...ok then.

Commit suicide in a painless way.


One day back seems the mod's are living up to their image. Heh.

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Response to Commit suicide in a painless way. 2005-10-05 05:42:26 Reply

Find a tree at the edge of a coastal cliff, tie one end of a noose around the base of the tree and the other end around your neck, drink a lethal dose of any kind of poison, then with a gun in your hand jump off the cliff and shoot yourself in the head. Just remember to not shoot the rope, survive the fall into the water and vomit out the poison.