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...Then you can do the following to free yourself from the evil clutches of oil companies.

1) Don't drive any type of veichles that use gas.
2) Do not be a passenger in any type of veichles that use gas.
3) do not use electricity in an area that's powered by a power plant that uses oil.
4) Do not buy or use any products that in any way shape or form required oil to be made or transprted, or need oil to be used (in other words, don't buy or use any products).
5) Live in a cave feeding off of dead animals and feces, only to come out at night to scare little children and kill goats because there's really nothing else you could do that would require the use of oil.

Otherwise, stop thinking that hybrid cars, conservation, and other techniques will save you, because no matter what you do, you still rely on oil.

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Wtf solar power k?

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I don't use a motor vehicle to get around.

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Just cut to the chase and tell peple to be hermits.


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or we could take the old favorite of people, and burn the oil companies to the ground, what are they going to do? Call the poh-lice? Good luck.

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can i still do that last option?

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At 9/7/05 06:31 PM, Dark6 wrote: Wtf solar power k?

...Alright, connect everything that requires power up to solar panels. Too bad you're fucked then at night and on cloudy days.

It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb.

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Or, if you saw the [adult swim] bump, we (USA) have the cheapest oil prices out of all the countries that buy from the Mid-East or wherever it comes from (lol I don't pay attention to news or history class).


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At 9/7/05 06:32 PM, Trampalite wrote: or we could take the old favorite of people, and burn the oil companies to the ground, what are they going to do? Call the poh-lice? Good luck.

Damnit, we'll need to douse them in gas though to kill them, and use a butane lighter to do it. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

At 9/7/05 06:32 PM, Minion777 wrote: can i still do that last option?

What's stopping you. just don't touch my goat. I love him.... if you know what I mean.

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1) It isnt the price of things made by oil thats high, it's the price of Gasoline. There are dozens of petrolium by-products that are made by oil.

2) If more efficient ways of using Gasoline are found, how wouldnt that help? By using less of the product that requires less of a demand for it. Basics of Business and Marketing. Supply and Demand. If demand is low, prices go down. Demand is high, prices increase. Same with Supply, only vice-versa with prices.

3) Explain to me how enegry conservation wouldn't work. By saving and not using said supplies of energy as much, we would be able to last longer without them.


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At 9/7/05 06:33 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote:
At 9/7/05 06:31 PM, Dark6 wrote: Wtf solar power k?
...Alright, connect everything that requires power up to solar panels. Too bad you're fucked then at night and on cloudy days.

You can have it STORE energy.

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At 9/7/05 06:35 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote:
At 9/7/05 06:32 PM, Minion777 wrote: can i still do that last option?
What's stopping you. just don't touch my goat. I love him.... if you know what I mean.

ok then...but it is one sexy goat

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At 9/7/05 06:35 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote:
At 9/7/05 06:32 PM, Trampalite wrote: or we could take the old favorite of people, and burn the oil companies to the ground, what are they going to do? Call the poh-lice? Good luck.
Damnit, we'll need to douse them in gas though to kill them, and use a butane lighter to do it. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Don't you know that human fat burns? We take a knife a cut out the bellies of the capitolist dogs, then using the fat, gained from three dollar oil and lucrative buisness lunch-ins, we burn them alive, or burn them alive nailed to the crucifix, you know, for atmosphere.

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At 9/7/05 06:30 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: blah blah blah

Whats that -wwwyzzerdd-? your blackbetty86? Whats that americanchinker? your exremetothemax324? Whats that -MEO- Your fatalbert69?

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At 9/7/05 06:39 PM, LilGoose wrote:
At 9/7/05 06:30 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: blah blah blah
Whats that -wwwyzzerdd-? your blackbetty86? Whats that americanchinker? your exremetothemax324? Whats that -MEO- Your fatalbert69?

(please note if you have an alt tell me so that i can give it out)

you forgot about bathtub_cosby

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At 9/7/05 06:33 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: ...Alright, connect everything that requires power up to solar panels. Too bad you're fucked then at night and on cloudy days.

Sorry old chap, they've developed solar cells now that can utilizer infrared solar radiation, so you'd still get power on cloudy days.

And in case you didn't notice, there's visible light on cloudy days as well. Not to mention batteries.

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Erm, oil? What the hell is that? Is that the thing you make children out of?

Oh... You mean "Satans blood", we aren't allowed to talk about it in my residence... It makes the world angry and hurt itself... We use things like solar power, straight from heaven to my motherfucking electric toaster that has a 6 fooking slots! Oh yea! Score one for the futuristic christians of the future!

P.S For any christians out there, please don't email me asking me what church I go to, I was merely having a poke at you and your false beliefs, god loves you, but everyone else thinks your a delusional smacktard who smells of terrys chocolate orange... Now you think that would smell like orange? Wouldn't you, BUT NO, it really smells of burnt rubber... Shit, I should make a whole new thread out of this!


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im tiered of gas in gereral.

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At 9/7/05 06:30 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: ...Then you can do the following to free yourself from the evil clutches of oil companies.

1) Don't drive any type of veichles that use gas.
2) Do not be a passenger in any type of veichles that use gas.
3) do not use electricity in an area that's powered by a power plant that uses oil.
4) Do not buy or use any products that in any way shape or form required oil to be made or transprted, or need oil to be used (in other words, don't buy or use any products).
5) Live in a cave feeding off of dead animals and feces, only to come out at night to scare little children and kill goats because there's really nothing else you could do that would require the use of oil.

Otherwise, stop thinking that hybrid cars, conservation, and other techniques will save you, because no matter what you do, you still rely on oil.

er.... ok.... some people live in places that have people that DONT rely on cabs!! i for one live in one of them places. i hate cabs. hate em. i rather drive a car or a motorcycle then ride a cab. cabs suck worse then gas!


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At 9/7/05 06:36 PM, TheSoulBurner wrote: 1) It isnt the price of things made by oil thats high, it's the price of Gasoline. There are dozens of petrolium by-products that are made by oil.

Yeah, I know. That wasn't my point though.

2) If more efficient ways of using Gasoline are found, how wouldnt that help? By using less of the product that requires less of a demand for it. Basics of Business and Marketing. Supply and Demand. If demand is low, prices go down. Demand is high, prices increase. Same with Supply, only vice-versa with prices.

Well, sucks that supply is low as well, so now it's a double whammy.

3) Explain to me how enegry conservation wouldn't work. By saving and not using said supplies of energy as much, we would be able to last longer without them.

Conserving water works, because you'll end up having a higher, replenishable source. Conserving something that will run out eventually only prolongs it'ws demise. If another cheap, reliable source of energy is found, then we're cool. If it was up to me, I'd find a way to produce mass power through water.

It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb.

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I would like to take you all on an adventure that I like to call propane.

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The water-fueld car and bio-fuels are already invented. Thing is, patents and everything turn into massive legal battles.
Cars have the ability to run on water, if made with a specialize carborator and ect (I'm not a mechanic, so dont quote me on the EXACT parts), however the guy who invented it died before he could get it patented, and now it was bought out by an conglomerate of an oil company.

Face it, they'd lose too much money. It's sad, but thats the reality. We're too concerned about personal profit than helping anything long-term.

Sound familiar?

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