Sure, I'd be like Jesus.... in a certain sense. Sacrificing myself and my genetalia for money... instead of the sins of the people. A hero amongst many.
Castrate yourself for 500 billion
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At 9/7/05 05:28 AM, Kuro wrote: "Do you know how much a man bleeds if you cut off his testicles?"
50 points for anyone who can guess what I'm quotingps, the quote may be slightly wrong...
Okay, so I was searching for an MP3 of this quote and Google brought me here so I had to comment even though this thread is 2 years old.
It's Mississippi Burning, and I think the exact quote is "do you know how much a man bleeds when you cut off his scrotum?" a classic line. I'll give my 50 points to anyone that can send me an MP3 of it to use on my show.
bill gates has more money doesent he? like a tril
predictable...
Shit man i would do it for 500$ No no really i would do it for proabably the least is 100million and my balls would be a thing of the past....
Yes. I'd buy new testicles with that money.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
At 9/7/05 03:44 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Would you put your balls in a blender for a 500 billion dollars? I mean straight up, cut off your balls and you get 500 billion dollars. More money than you can spend in a lifetime and you'd be the richest man in the world. You could buy your own country if you wanted to. All for the measly price of your testicles.
Been there done that.
A bumped '05 topic, how cute.
But yeah, i'd do it.
My site is down... and it'll stay down until I do something about it... :3
If I can keep my penis, and it is done with surgery under pain killers, then yes. I'd just be sure to have plenty of sperm samples ready so in case I want a child there is always artificial insemination.
At 9/7/05 03:47 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:
:genetails that are so big that women would just cry upon seeing them.
made me laugh.
dude r u retarded i would do it for like 10million
Yes, then I can go straight to doctors with my testicles and have them reattached. ITS NOT THAT HARD.
If life lets you down, remember you were the fastest sperm to the egg
Well, it's not exactly the same, but for 500 billion I would have my ovaries surgically removed.
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
Psht, fuck yeah I would do it. Balls are pretty worthless. The only thing I couldn't do would be to produce babies and to masturbate, but who fucking cares. It's worth 500 billion dollars, and besides, I hate kids.
Sex for booze.
Sex for post count +1000.
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yes, then i would use just a little bit of my fortune to buy reconstructive surgery
yea...
after i've had children though
down on the upside
yes after its done id buy new ones
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