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I could die because of the bleeding or the pain! But if I could still get the money, I might do it. I could then give it all to my family or a good cause in my will. As a matter of fact, even if I survived, I would still probably kill myself after such experience. Getting your testicles amputated in an operation is one thing, but if I had to shred my balls so violently, I'd make sure I had a means of killing myself in the same room.

500 billions spent for a purpose of your own choice might even be worth dying for.

I'd castrate myself if I could get someone else's balls (better ones) attached.

Imagine if the Japanese heard this? No more small penis! Japanese now have their own big American penis!

Sorry, but we are still waiting for transplants of big American penis, since everybody wants one.

Erm yes probley

but id collect sprem so i cud still have a child

I don't want 500 billion anyway.

You can still have teh ograzm if you get castrated... ever heard of a vasectomy? Fcuk yes, I'd do it.

I would then i would just buy a new set of balls although being white they better not give me a black pair >:( so anyone got 500 billion?? il do it right here and now.

Sure, because I will then pay the doctors to give me NEW testicles, from a donor who wants a sex change. I will then make myself the ultimate penis, and with over 400 billion dollars left, I buy all the shit I want and set my family for life.

Who the fuck would pay for that then.

At 9/7/05 05:28 AM, -Black_Magic- wrote: "Do you know how much a man bleeds if you cut off his testicles?"

And you would know this HOW?

You can't put a price on something that's priceless.

My balls are staying put.

Yeah! Not only will I be rich but I wont have any children and the penis is still intact.

So worth it.

"I've two things in this world: my word, and my balls, and I don't break em' for no one."

Simply put, no.

Yeah, i would.... but only if i could Freeze my spurm in a test tube thing.... so that i could have kids l8r on in life that are actually mine lol :P

Of course. Woudn't anyone?

Life would be easier that way. No cumstains. No embarrasing erections in public. No sexual tension.

well duh.......id use the money to buy a better pair....and then some

Fuck yeah I would, I mean, I would still have my penis, just without testicles, AND 500 BILLION.

I would take that up in a heartbeat.

I wouldn't have the 'balls' to put my testicles in a blender, not even for 500 billion.

A man's penis signifies that he is a man. The most important thing to men.

i would say yeah. but i couldent bring myself to do it when the time came.

I'd do it, and then go to Russia and have the stem-cell scientists regrow my balls.

Simple as that, and I'd still have $499,999,250,000 left!

I'm keeping my balls. why is every one so convinced that after putting them in a blender, you can get new ones just like that?

500 billion! Sure- I could use the money to buy new ones anyway!

I'd do it and use the money to get new testicles, and have some money left over.

Yeah, because I'd use the money to have a sample of my DNA taken, to be used to produce new ones, the same way they grow human ears on mice. After having my new ones eh...attached, I'd spend all the money on the ultimate computer, and use what's left for my house, and to live off of, very nicely, for the rest of my life. My life, will also never end, because I'll get a clone body every 80 years or so.

Oooh! I could get kitty ears and a tail, too! ^^

Oh gosh... I dunno, 500 billion or your balls... -.-

Of course I would! I would then buy a new pair, maybe even some without these fucking horrible little lice that make me itch so much!

Dillmass, you could even probably... Hmmm -thinks of extreme purchase-... Buy a time machine? To go back and put fake balls, or real balls that you bought from the future into the blender? Or better yet... Just give yourself the 500 billion you got from doing it in the future...

Well if im correct, you wont desire as many things as you do when you have no balls, so when you do it and get the cash youll be like "well i was going to spend this on sex and football tickets, but now i just want to donate it and help the poor children".

So no, i like my balls more than money.

At 9/7/05 04:04 AM, twilight_venom wrote: i don't even know why you would come up with something like this, but i'll answer anyways. no, i wouldn't castrate myself, since i would be able to get the money on my own without having to suffer like that. also, how the hell would i go to the bathroom?

...are you 8years old??? you pee with your penis not your balls. your balls hold your sperm...ok let me explain this, when a man and a women love each other very much....:) and you sh!t with your ass...just incase you didnt know that

...are you 8years old??? you pee with your penis not your balls. your balls hold your sperm...ok let me explain this, when a man and a women love each other very much....:) and you sh!t with your ass...just incase you didnt know that

the urine is in the testicles.

At 9/7/05 08:24 PM, twilight_venom wrote: the urine is in the testicles.

You're joking, aren't you?

Would I myself have to cut them off with a knife while I'm awake? If so....I probably would. But if some doctors just told me they would surgically remove them, hell yes!!!