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Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:44 AM Reply

Would you put your balls in a blender for a 500 billion dollars? I mean straight up, cut off your balls and you get 500 billion dollars. More money than you can spend in a lifetime and you'd be the richest man in the world. You could buy your own country if you wanted to. All for the measly price of your testicles.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:47 AM Reply

Sure I'd sacrifice my genetails. Afterwards, I could just use the money to transfer my brain to a guy with genetails that are so big that women would just cry upon seeing them.


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:47 AM Reply

I'm going to say... no.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:47 AM Reply

At 9/7/05 03:44 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Would you put your balls in a blender for a 500 billion dollars? I mean straight up, cut off your balls and you get 500 billion dollars. More money than you can spend in a lifetime and you'd be the richest man in the world. You could buy your own country if you wanted to. All for the measly price of your testicles.

'K, dont even want to know how and why you came up with that but id maybe do it after donating at a spermbank and then severe drinking and drugs before doing it, plus docters to stitch it back together afterwards.


"Nope, those dont work together..."

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:49 AM Reply

Sure, with that kind of money I could buy bigger and stronger testicles.

Will there be painkillers?


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:49 AM Reply

*goes and gets knife*


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:51 AM Reply

Ok I've done it, can I have my money now?

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:51 AM Reply

only if i can have your genitals afterwards...

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:53 AM Reply

I would rather die then castrate myself cause i would be dead inside anyways and being undead is worse then being dead altogether.

or something like that. =\

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 03:53 AM Reply

I would have to be in that situation to be able to answer properly, because as much as I would like to hold onto my balls (just like I was doing earlier), I don't know how badly I would need the money.

But, it brings up the thought, who would actually pay someone that much (or even at all) to cut off their nads?


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:03 AM Reply

Cutting my balls off is one thing, but blenderizing them is another


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:04 AM Reply

i don't even know why you would come up with something like this, but i'll answer anyways. no, i wouldn't castrate myself, since i would be able to get the money on my own without having to suffer like that. also, how the hell would i go to the bathroom?

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:17 AM Reply

you'd be stupid not to...i'd do it for 1 billion dollars...

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:13 AM Reply

No way.... that would make me a low person.. very low... and i rather have my testikels... yeah...

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:23 AM Reply

At first my thought was "I'd totally do that if I had balls. Oh no I guess I am a chick."
Then I read the posts D: Ew, cutting them off and putting them in a blender? Ew.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:25 AM Reply

No way


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:26 AM Reply

I wouldn't just go stick them in a blender, i would do it medically, like surgery, then finance some pioneering plastic surgery to get my balls back, and still be insanely rich.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:28 AM Reply

"Do you know how much a man bleeds if you cut off his testicles?"

50 points for anyone who can guess what I'm quoting
ps, the quote may be slightly wrong...

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 05:29 AM Reply

maybe... coz then i could have enough money to invent or steal new testicles

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:13 PM Reply

At 9/7/05 05:29 AM, nightmare333 wrote: maybe... coz then i could have enough money to invent or steal new testicles

You're taking a real chance though, I doubt this would be a possiblity considering today's technology, even if you did have the billions to fund it.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:15 PM Reply

500 billion? hell I'd do it.

For 500bil I'd do it with George Clooney crapping in my mouth

But then some would do the second part for free

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:17 PM Reply

- Hey Dude. I'll give you a lot of money if you cut your balls off
- No way!
- But it's 500 billion dollars! You'd be the richest man on the world.
- Wow... That's a lot.
- So...Would you?
- Meh... Ok... >_<
- * Cust the other dude balls *
- Holy cows! That hurted a lot. Where's my money?
- lol
- lol What?
- I was kidding >:D

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:19 PM Reply

What good is money if you can't spend it sexually?


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:19 PM Reply

Hell yes.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:20 PM Reply

Depends...

I would shove the guy's head into the blender and take his 500 billion.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:20 PM Reply

At 9/7/05 03:47 AM, Ahrimann wrote: I'm going to say... no.

I'm going to say yes.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:23 PM Reply

I'd castrate myself for 500 billion. Hell, I'd kill myself for five hundred billion. I could fix so many of the worlds problems, I could fight AIDS, put an end to the energy crisis, fix the next election to make up for the last two, and help so many charities it would be unbelievable. Oh, and I'd buy Microsoft and Macintosh and merge them and destroy Windows forever as the majority shareholder.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:25 PM Reply

I'd do it.In a freaking new york minute.

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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:26 PM Reply

sure why not, i can pay for a new pair


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Response to Castrate yourself for 500 billion Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 04:26 PM Reply

I could die because of the bleeding or the pain! But if I could still get the money, I might do it. I could then give it all to my family or a good cause in my will. As a matter of fact, even if I survived, I would still probably kill myself after such experience. Getting your testicles amputated in an operation is one thing, but if I had to shred my balls so violently, I'd make sure I had a means of killing myself in the same room.

500 billions spent for a purpose of your own choice might even be worth dying for.