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Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.


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i would definatley pick funniest fight where i beat up this other guy he tried to swing at me and i tripped him by moving to the side

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what you talking bout whats the most pithetic fight weve ever seen?If so it was when a retard went and smacked a fat retard in the back of the head and the fat retard started crying.


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Well this shouldent really count but I had a dream where I was spectating in an arena filled with retards fighting with stupid weapons like toilet wands, rakes (ouch), etc...
It was great.


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At 9/5/05 07:06 PM, DanPanic wrote: Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.

Fighting is for people who can't talk in general bitch.

Mute Wars III are being held on PPV, I believe.


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I think that pathetic fight will going to hurt you!


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Well, there was this fat annoying kid, who we will call jon, whose friends didn't like him that much (cause he was fat and annoying). So they set him up to fight my friend...

(and so you know, my friend was the one person in our whole school who people would avoid so as not to fight, because his father was in the military and so trained him how to fight since a young age, so he could kick anyones ass without trying. Such to the point that when he got a girlfriend, the girlfriends friends stop talking to her because they were afraid of him. Me and him thought it was funny as hell because he was passive agressive and wouldn't hurt anyone unless you took a swing at him first.)

...to fight my friend (also my friend was new in the school at this point having just transfered in at 9th grade, so this was before the whole girlfriend part.) by telling jon that my friend was a little pussy, weak, cocky, and was talking shit behind Jons back. So one day during gym Jon went up to my friend and pushed him. My friend said "What the hell was that about?". Jon replyed with a "Shut the fuck up pussy", and pushed my friend agian. At this point my friend said "This is your last warning, dont push me agian". Jon then preceeded to say "What the fuck you gonna do about it?", and pushed him one more time.

With one right hook Jon lost 3 teeth and got a broken nose. Jon then thought for some reason that it would be wise to try and get up. Nope....my friend gave him a steel toed boot kick to the stomach and a warning not to get up untill he had left after gym class. Jon didn't get off the floor for the rest of the gym class, and Jon's 'friends' laughed there asses off.


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The most pathetic fight i've ever seen was actually between NG BBS user "americanchinker" and this other douche bag named ryan.

The most hilariouse thing about it was that Ryan kept trying to back out of the fight so obviously, because when he gets nervous you can see it so easily.

But basically just two short white kids thinking that their strong, trying to fight...but pretty funny.


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Stephen Hawking vs. the entire cast of WWE wrestling.

WWE didn't stand a chance.

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At 9/5/05 07:06 PM, DanPanic wrote: Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.

talking is for people who cant fight.


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The time when I fought the fat kid in my class that thought he was really tough.

He got his ass kicked.


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Chakra-X

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Anybody who has fought because somebody was talking shit about them, that's just insecure.


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At 9/5/05 08:07 PM, -MEO- wrote: The most pathetic fight i've ever seen was actually between NG BBS user "americanchinker" and this other douche bag named ryan.

I think ryan has an account...

The most hilariouse thing about it was that Ryan kept trying to back out of the fight so obviously, because when he gets nervous you can see it so easily.

But basically just two short white kids thinking that their strong, trying to fight...but pretty funny.

lol chris won i think but it was gay chris like ounched him in the nose and gave hima bloody. Seriosuly i swear this is true my little 2nd grade brother is stronger than ryan, now my 2nd grade brother is really big and strong for a second grader but still.

Chris is one of those kids who gets mad and in fight and like funkbrs said gets his ass kciked. Chris is going to rape soemone...


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That one time...

I lost. :(

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At 9/5/05 07:06 PM, DanPanic wrote: Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.

America?

Yeh.
Yeh.
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the funniest fight would be when 2 nerds are fighting over which game is better
they would slap each other in the head and kick and miss
i saw something like this kinda


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At 9/5/05 07:06 PM, DanPanic wrote: Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.

True dat

However, the funniest fight I've heard of is an attack by three elderly women on a man after he rear-ended them. It was left on a voice mail for Jack in the Box.


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Two times actually...

Some guy who acts like a real "gangstar" who is quite weedy himself, fought the uber geek, now, this made me almost piss myself, no joke...

The gangstar picks up a rug from the corridor floor and throws it on the geek, the geek shrieks and graps the ganstars throat, they both lock and proceed to throw punches which miss by miles since they both half their eyes closed, eventually the geek scores one on the gangstar who flips out, the gangstar becomes a raging beserker who starts to throw punches so fast he becomes a blur, now, all of them miss and the fight gets broken up almost instantly after the gangstar goes beserk. That, my friend, is when the geeks went 1 up against the ganstars... Trust me, I wish I had a cam corder, I would be rich by now


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Well, in 9th grade there was this fight between 2 really fat kids. And to put it simply, it was more of a gay-man love fest.


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OK.

There was this fat guy, we'll call him Billy. Well he's always thought he was a badass, so he'd goa round and pick on kids smaller than him (which, in weight, is everyone). Everyone hated him, but he didn't know, he was too busy being "cool".

Well one day he was trying to start shit with this guy, let's call him George. He kicked George in the shin, and he fell down on the concrete. I ran dropped my backpack and ran down the few steps, and uppercutted the guy in the jaw.

Tears proceeded to fall from his eyes. He stalked off, and I was thought of as a god among men. He had a bruise on his chin, and we were making fun of him the rest of the day.

It was swell.


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The other time was when the same gangstar who was my friend and still is, was in the playground, and we had our usual crowd, then everyone thought it would be funny to randomly jump on people, they did it to each other but when it came round to me being glomped, I flipped out (Thank my short temper for that), and swung punches all around me, I'm sure it would be funny if you were watching me and that's why the all laughed as I slowed down and laughed too, all was returning to normal, peace at last after my 10 seconds of being a human storm of fists, but then a ginger bloke (yes, that's his name) immitated me, I laughed as I couldn't do much else, untill he try to push me for fun, I got pissed off, I don't much like contact so I just stepped back and leant my foot out, he tumbled right over... Now, seeing this, the 'gangstar' had thought I just floored his mate, and he obivously came to the rescue, he took a swing at me and I just slyly took a step back, I wasn't going to hit this guy as he was my mate and he got it all wrong, I had no time to tell him what happened as he swung for me again, now, he did it with such force that he span 360. He came at me again with tears in his eyes and I felt like shit, poor man, really poor man, he swung so hard he toppled himself, all of my mates, which are his too, went over to him to see if he was alright...

Imagine that, me standing alone feeling like a bastard, everyone was saying I twated him across the face from what it looked like, but later on we sorted it out and had many a laughs in lessons after that, 3 years later I still feel like shit for that whenever I think about it... Oh well eh?


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I saw this one guy in sandles fight a huge russian guy.
The guy in sandles stepped back and slipped while wearing them. And the russian unloaded on him.

And I saw two black guys I know fight. One punch was landed. the guy got his lip punched off.

I MADE MY FAMILY DISAPPEAR!

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At 9/5/05 07:06 PM, DanPanic wrote: Fighting is for people who can't talk out their problems.

agreed, most things can be solved with words

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At 9/7/05 07:01 PM, GokuVegetaGogetta wrote: The other time was when the same

WAs it a DBZ fight?


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At 9/5/05 08:09 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Stephen Hawking vs. the entire cast of WWE wrestling.

WWE didn't stand a chance.

yeah, stephen hawking mind-melded them lol


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The one that says "Biggest fight evah" next to my sig


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