On the first day we had an uncontrollable urge to visit a zoo. We spent most of the time around the one sad panda reserve, scheming. Eventually we decided two people would ride the beast while the other three took potshots at the trio using dangerous weapons that we had stolen from the gang of African-Americans who had tried to mug us (but that's another story). Whoever landed a shot first won first prize, second second prize and so on. Whoever died first lost and whoever was closest to death recieved a free Subway sub.
Excited, BoBo and I mounted the panda and urged it to move erratically. It didn't, and subsequently lost the game. Then Bobo and I hid behind the panda until the murderers ran out of ammo, so nobody got a free Subway sub unfortunately. But we all had a great time and can't wait to do it again, possibly with other endangered species.
Sorry for the bad quality, my camera sucks. You can't see forster because he was holding the camera.
