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Posted at: 9/3/05 07:28 AM
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man, you look way better than those anime girls i see doing stuff on the web
Posted at: 9/3/05 07:46 AM
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Funniest one I ever heard
"do you like jewelery?" "yes" "then suck my cock it's a gem"
Posted at: 9/3/05 08:38 AM
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Posts: 624
MY mate got massively shut down when he tried this on an american chick
My mate: WOW u look just like the lead singer of the donnas
Chick: I hate the donnas!!
MM: Yeh but she's still hot
Chick: umm i gotta go
Posted at: 9/3/05 08:45 AM
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Cheesiest: Guy- Did it hurt? Gal- Did what hurt? Guy- When you fell out of heaven.
Worst: Nice tits.
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:06 AM
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Posts: 4,385
Thought of another one
Have you got a map because I'm lost in your eyes
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:21 AM
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Posts: 4,317
Thats a great shirt but it would look even better on the bedroom floor
Free cash lol Also cox. lots of cox
Sign-Up: 12/17/03
Posts: 2,828
oo i like a girl with some fat on her... Come here chubby!
Thou shalt always honor TOAST
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:23 AM
At 9/3/05 08:45 AM, Rampant_Bunny_Love wrote: Cheesiest: Guy- Did it hurt? Gal- Did what hurt? Guy- When you fell out of heaven.
or alternativley...
Guy: Wow you look like you've fallen from heaven Gal: Wow thanks, coz im so beuatiful? Guy: No i was just wondering where you got those ugly scars and bruises from.
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:25 AM
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At 9/3/05 06:40 AM, RedCircle wrote: They're called "pickup lines" for all you cultured people.
lol cultured.
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At 9/3/05 07:21 AM, DarkSytze wrote: '' I come to Newgrounds, secks? '' Noes.
OMG teh funny
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -Ambrose Bierce "This sig, is fucking cool."
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:29 AM
Sign-Up: 06/17/05
Posts: 5
this has to be the worst but somehow still the classic, "If I said you had a fit body, would you hold it against me" lol
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:33 AM
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"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:41 AM
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You- Think of a number between 1 and 10 Girl- says any number You- You lose, take your top off!
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:42 AM
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Can i see if the carpet matches the drapes
You better watch out,
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:44 AM
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lets secks.
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:47 AM
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Hey, wanna get some pizza and fuck?
How do you like your eggs? scrambled boiled or fertilsed?
Nice legs, when do they open?
I'm not gay lets secks
I want to die in a war
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:50 AM
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Posts: 2,602
my pen0r's cold can i put in between your legs?
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:55 AM
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Posts: 6,790
1/ You look sick, take two of these *thrust your pelvis twice* and than call me in the morning.
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:58 AM
"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
Posted at: 9/3/05 09:59 AM
At 9/3/05 09:58 AM, DeathSyndrome wrote: "How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
way to not read the whole thread before posting
Sign-Up: 06/08/05
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baby.. your like a rubix cube.... wanna fuck?
Posted at: 9/3/05 10:03 AM
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i thought dim sims were made of cats... oh well i still do love my pussy! secks plz...
does that look it could choke you? cose if it does then we should hook up.
wow your hot, you must work out..
I can't believe you havent been raped yet. you so hawt!!!
My place.. you bring the ass, i bring the whopping... (ripp offof that shirt that says 'you bring the ass. ill bring the whopping')
Posted at: 9/3/05 10:05 AM
At 9/3/05 09:59 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote: At 9/3/05 09:58 AM, DeathSyndrome wrote: "How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"way to not read the whole thread before posting
It's times like these I wish there was an edit post button. Oh well, have another that I'm 90% sure hasn't been posted already. "Call me Fred Flintstone, cause I'll make your bed rock."
Posted at: 9/3/05 10:11 AM
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You're so hot I want to hit you with a sack of potatoes.
Posted at: 9/3/05 10:14 AM
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Posts: 27
Chat Lines are all stupid. I knew someone that had the yahoo online matching thing work. Try that or another good site's one. the phone shit sux
Posted at: 9/3/05 10:57 AM
At 9/3/05 09:33 AM, DeathSyndrome wrote: "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
OMG this wins so much! im gonna use it, so funny!
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