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Posted at: 8/31/05 05:21 PM
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At 8/31/05 05:19 PM, beller_rules wrote: lucky you! in britain its illegal to kill someone even if they are going to murder you lol, stupid laws :p
Thats why i love America. There's an armed redneck on every corner.
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:23 PM
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Shove something penis-like, preferably attatched to your body, into his rectum.
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Posted at: 8/31/05 05:25 PM
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At 8/31/05 05:23 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Shove something penis-like, preferably attatched to your body, into his rectum.
best idea ive seen here.. :O
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Posted at: 8/31/05 05:27 PM
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Do the same thing again.
Don't answer, and when he comes around to the back, be standigng there, and say "GET THE FUCK OUT!" and he'll leave. If he doesn't, kick his ass.
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Posted at: 8/31/05 05:29 PM
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At 8/31/05 02:27 PM, -MinimaN- wrote: This kid is seriously annoying. my sister doesnt even like him, but he keeps knocking on the door coming to our house! >:( and today (my parents werent home).. i was working on my cartoon, and he knocks on the door.
I would seroiusly put my foot down and let him know what are the rules of the house... and if he doesn't listens to you then i would seriously manhandle the fucker until he gets it. Total direspect if you let this guy walk all over you like that.
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:36 PM
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A heavy lead pipe to the head always solves problems. seriously though, warn him for good, if he comes back beat the shit out of him.
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:38 PM
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Do you want us to rally up an e-posse? Nobody gives a damn and we can't help you. But a new big wheel and finish your cartoon.
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:50 PM
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Leave your doors open and then look out your window, and when you see him come in, hide, then wait until he goes on your computer or nicks something (he probably will try to) and jump out at him, smack him in the face with the baseball bat and then phone the police when he's knocked the fuck out!
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:53 PM
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you should of grabbed him and smacked him upside his head and threw him out the door...
Posted at: 8/31/05 05:54 PM
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That'll teach you not to lock your doors.
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Posted at: 8/31/05 06:00 PM
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If I were you, I would beat him up!
Posted at: 8/31/05 06:20 PM
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He sounds scary, kill him before he gets your whole family in their sleep.
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Posted at: 9/1/05 02:27 AM
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I still say use the Home Alone technique... What's the age difference between you two? And what's the size difference? If you're bigger, you know exactly what to do. If you're smaller.. well, call the police I suppose... but that's not very original advice. Oh, I've got it... If you're smaller, offer him some pizza... only it's DRUGGED! And when he's passed out...... put things... inside him....
Posted at: 9/1/05 08:17 AM
At 8/31/05 05:25 PM, -MinimaN- wrote: At 8/31/05 05:23 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Shove something penis-like, preferably attatched to your body, into his rectum.best idea ive seen here.. :O
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Posted at: 9/1/05 08:23 AM
At 9/1/05 02:27 AM, JethrotheOMB wrote: what's the size difference?
LOL
look at my name... and you'll get your answer
Posted at: 9/1/05 08:25 AM
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Not it's not. You can't kill someone for just trespassing or breaking in, but if they were trying to kill you, you can kill them in self defence.
Posted at: 9/1/05 08:45 AM
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At 8/31/05 02:32 PM, Evil_Lock wrote: Yeah I hate those dumb fucks that dose those shit stuff. hmm, kill him and the shit is over. right?
HMMM I agree Kill him lol not serious
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Posted at: 9/1/05 08:49 AM
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tell him to go away and leave you all alone
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Beat him senseless of course.
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Set some booby-traps in your house or call the cops for breaking into your house.
seriously
Posted at: 9/1/05 09:22 AM
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Beat him up.
Posted at: 9/1/05 09:24 AM
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At 8/31/05 05:21 PM, GotamaTheBuddha wrote: At 8/31/05 05:19 PM, beller_rules wrote: lucky you! in britain its illegal to kill someone even if they are going to murder you lol, stupid laws :pThats why i love America. There's an armed redneck on every corner.
*flies to america and brings arch nemesis to kill them*
Posted at: 9/1/05 09:31 AM
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At 8/31/05 02:47 PM, AirOfPeril wrote: Just tell it to him straight, that you and your sister don't want him around. Also, his actions can get him arrested for trespassing.You have lots of options. If he really insists on coming into your house without permission, shoot him and say he was threatening you.Legally, it's your home, and even if he dies as a result of the shooting, it's YOUR HOME and he was a trespasser.
It depends which state you're in, you might still be charged with manslaughter (unless you're in Florida, in which case you get off scott-free)
Posted at: 9/1/05 10:22 AM
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Beat the hell out of him. He invaded your property, hes wasted ink which can cost alot and hes stolen your bike. Find out where he lives and go round his house with a baseball bat and demand for your bike back. Also tell him if he enters your home without permission, you will knock him back to where he came from. Hell. If that doesn't work and he carries on, beat him to a pulp until that bastard learns.
Posted at: 9/1/05 11:11 AM
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Rape him.
Rape is the solution to all problems.
Posted at: 9/1/05 11:14 AM
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Posted at: 9/1/05 11:15 AM
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kill him
if he comes over today, im gunna have a little chat with him..
and if he continues im calling the cops..
Posted at: 9/1/05 11:16 AM
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First have your parents tell him he's no longer welcome there. If he "lets" himself in after that here's what you do. He's now an intruder. Take a baseball bat and knock him in the knees (in the outer side as hard as you can) so he colapses. give them another smack each if he tries to stand up. Then bash both his hands so he can't use them. then call the cops, and as long as you don't hit him in the head, you're defending your home and the penalty of the law falls on his dumb broken ass.
Posted at: 9/1/05 11:17 AM
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Your Prolly Bigger than him... JUST PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE
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