Forum Topic: My sister's "friend"

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JethrotheOMB

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Posted at: 8/31/05 02:56 PM

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You need to take the Home Alone approach to it... Buy some paint cans and rope... The rest will come naturally. Hell, if it works on petty criminals, it's bound to work on smelly goths, right?


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At 8/31/05 02:32 PM, -MinimaN- wrote:
At 8/31/05 02:29 PM, largoaintjake wrote: omg i hate ppl like that... evil ppl lol >=(
you shoulda set a password before going away from the keyboard...
think of that next time he starts knocking, lol....
yeah i managed to log off my computer, but he just went on my sister's account (which isnt password protected)

Dude u share a conputer with ur sister HA HA HA just erase her account
or get your own computer like save some money or something


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AnzRage

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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:02 PM

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Well unwelcomed guest can't enter your property. In fact you can shoot them if they do.

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lmaoBBQ

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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:06 PM

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lol maybe if you pretended to be gay he'd go away


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TheWhiteDarthVader

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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:06 PM

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Punch him.......in the face!
Then tell him if he tells anyone, youll rip his balls off.

Or you could do the hillbilly thing and grab a shotgun, shoot it off into the air and scream "Git offa ma propertie!"


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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:07 PM

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Only one way to solve this problem... Whip out the trusty baseball bat


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JethrotheOMB

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At 8/31/05 03:06 PM, lmaoBBQ wrote: lol maybe if you pretended to be gay he'd go away

Hahahaha! Yeah, start hitting on him... And if he kicks the shit outta you, you can call the cops and have his ass hauled in for assault! IT'S BRILLIANT!


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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:09 PM

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Take Jared's advice...

My sister's &quot;friend&quot;

NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE.
I <3 Shauna

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afro-mindbullets

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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:38 PM

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kick his ass!!! grab a metal pipe and kick his ass!


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At 8/31/05 02:51 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Call the police moron.

What about :

Kick his ass > Tie him > Call the police and tell them that he come into your house without your permision.

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areyoureadyEddie

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Posted at: 8/31/05 03:42 PM

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damn it i hate wankers like that, ah well he'll probably start to leave you alone after a while.


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Vlux

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What is he, a hobo? Slap his face and whack his ballz with a bat.


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hentai650

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Kick his fuking ass


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Impale him with a burning stick.


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XxCerebratexX

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Seta a freking trap in tha backdoor then call tha police so he will be screwed


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Legionnaire-X

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Fucking beat the shit out of him.

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Swany

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Posted at: 8/31/05 04:23 PM

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Scare him away with garlic.. or a wooden stake.. or soap..

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GiantDouche

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Posted at: 8/31/05 04:28 PM

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First heres what you do you wait for him to come knocking again then finally go downstairs and beat the shit out of him

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I fucked your mom and all I got was gonorrhea
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Posted at: 8/31/05 04:46 PM

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dont be a pussy beat his ass and tell him never to come back


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DarkSytze

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Sounds like some scum, ask him about the bike and prepare for some witty respond.


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Rman2491

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At 8/31/05 02:51 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Call the police moron.

EXACLTY! Let them like patrol your house about the time he comes around and when they see him, he is going to be arrested. If he sees them then he won't come back!

Hey look! It is wade fulp! Hi wade!


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Haz4rD-1

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You know theres someone EXACTLY like that just down my street! He knocked for 30 minutes on my front door then came round the back and kept knocking!

Except he has no friends... *teehehee*


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miniman

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At 8/31/05 04:58 PM, DarkSytze wrote: Sounds like some scum, ask him about the bike and prepare for some witty respond.

lol actually... he flat out told us he sold it..


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kill him and sell his organs on the black market...... what? too much?


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WhiteTrashNAllThat

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You know, if someone breaks into your home, it's legal to kill them.


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dante-may-cry1

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kick his ass


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Haz4rD-1

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At 8/31/05 05:14 PM, GotamaTheBuddha wrote: You know, if someone breaks into your home, it's legal to kill them.

it depends where you live


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Rampid

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At 8/31/05 02:33 PM, -Rule- wrote: I hate kids.

Lawl does 14 disclude you from being a kid?


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WhiteTrashNAllThat

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At 8/31/05 05:17 PM, beller_rules wrote:
At 8/31/05 05:14 PM, GotamaTheBuddha wrote: You know, if someone breaks into your home, it's legal to kill them.
it depends where you live

Well, it is where i live. So i'm happy.


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Haz4rD-1

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At 8/31/05 05:17 PM, GotamaTheBuddha wrote:
At 8/31/05 05:17 PM, beller_rules wrote:
At 8/31/05 05:14 PM, GotamaTheBuddha wrote: You know, if someone breaks into your home, it's legal to kill them.
it depends where you live
Well, it is where i live. So i'm happy.

lucky you! in britain its illegal to kill someone even if they are going to murder you lol, stupid laws :p


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