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12-im training to be a porn star

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Posted at: 4/8/06 09:36 PM

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my lovely record is 16
and my longest time was 36 seonds of well,,,


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At 4/8/06 09:22 PM, Persnickety wrote: 12-im training to be a porn star

Porn stars generally have to go for a long time, and not be creepy fags bragging about how many times they can spurt in a day.


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At 4/8/06 09:37 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:
At 4/8/06 09:22 PM, Persnickety wrote: 12-im training to be a porn star
Porn stars generally have to go for a long time, and not be creepy fags bragging about how many times they can spurt in a day.

oh sorry i forgot the <joke></joke> tag on that

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Ha, I got about 40 one day. But I was cheating, I had handheld massager to help me. :) (By the 10 time nothing was even coming out lol).


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At 4/8/06 09:39 PM, Persnickety wrote:
At 4/8/06 09:37 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:
At 4/8/06 09:22 PM, Persnickety wrote: 12-im training to be a porn star
Porn stars generally have to go for a long time, and not be creepy fags bragging about how many times they can spurt in a day.
oh sorry i forgot the <joke></joke> tag on that

No, I'm sorry.
I was under the impression that jokes are generally funny.


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At 4/8/06 09:43 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:
At 4/8/06 09:39 PM, Persnickety wrote:
12-im training to be a porn star
No, I'm sorry.
I was under the impression that jokes are generally funny.

alright here <unfunny><joke>12-im training to be a porn star</joke></unfunny>

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At 8/25/05 11:22 AM, _Fox_ wrote: lost count after 13

You are teh suck at counting. ANYWHO i did about 8 times in an hour. THANKS TO RED BULL.

it gave me wiings.

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what is even more impressive is how long can you go without masturbating??


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You're all pathetic.


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i usually wank once and leave it at that but like my record was about 6 or 7 i forget. It kinda loses its pleasure after like 4


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Only like 4 in one day, my highest. You all are disgusting get some goddamn girlfriends! I haven't masturbated in almost 4 days. Just get a girlfriend, its much better than masturbation.


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At 4/8/06 09:21 PM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote: 24,000 in one day...My penis was so shriveled that day, true story.

wow you have diffenate(sp?) pre-ejaculation problems and can't last very long that's 1,000 times every hour or once every 3.6 seconds. I would not put that on NG.

mine is probably 7 or 8 times a day 3 in a row, all with no porn.


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At 4/9/06 01:38 AM, xSarCastiCx wrote: what is even more impressive is how long can you go without masturbating??

for this one probably 1 month.


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I was on these pills and I did it 5 times in 1 hour.

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At 4/9/06 02:41 AM, Viper_Studios wrote: I was on these pills and I did it 5 times in 1 hour.

What kind of pills? Pre-ejaculation pills?

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I cut my penis in two down the middle so it looks like an alligator's mouth


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16 before there was no more semen, then I made it to eighten before my parents came home; all in a manner of 4 hours.


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At 2/1/06 04:01 PM, Captain_Bob wrote: TOPIC IS CLOSED. ANYONE ELSE THAT POSTS IN IT WILL BE BANNED

Sadly... this message was all to quickly forgotten.

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At 8/25/05 11:22 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: children children children

how about records of how many times you nut with a chick

me my record is 7 times over 8 hours

dont belive me? just ask your mom

I asked my mom, and she said you have a small winkie!
record = 8 in god knows how long...
god you guys do you realise this post is sick???
ohh well, if its on newgrounds, I guess its ok...

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Well, what condoms does one prefer?
Ribbed, Normal, Extra Safe, Jeans or Strawberry?
I prefer Ribbed or Jeans..
My girlfriend loves Strawberry...
I guess the taste of cock is too overwhelming...

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Shit, i've got some catchin up to do if i want to beat some of your records.


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Thank god i have a brain.


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At 4/9/06 06:12 AM, EEVEE103 wrote: Thank god i have a brain.

I wouldnt be too sure of that.


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5.6 Times


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about 9 times in one day no lies


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At 4/9/06 01:38 AM, xSarCastiCx wrote: what is even more impressive is how long can you go without masturbating??

now ur asking for a lot hmmm i dontmknow about a week at most lol


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At 4/9/06 01:38 AM, xSarCastiCx wrote: what is even more impressive is how long can you go without masturbating??

does it count if i got my girlfreind to do it for me cos if so bout 5 week n counting if not then about 2 days


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