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yay woot woot big deal </sarcasm>
1250 blams (not that good)... 4444 protects

400 reviews.

ALERT THE INTERNET!

3 level-ups this week:

Gold whistle
200 Posts
And, just now, lvl9.

You know what's funny? I said this a while back:

At 10/7/06 09:49 PM, JerkClock wrote:

At 10/7/06 09:25 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Sixteen thousand protection points

D

HA! but I will reach that before getting EGSC.

Now it is undeniably going to come to pass.

The last 48 hours worth of level-ups:
yoshi77777: 2,000 Saves, Top 2,000 in B/P, 300 Posts
zoke (me): 200 Posts, Gold Whistle, Level 9
X-Naut: 8,880 Experience
Aci6: Police Captain, 400 Reviews
viceman: Level 9
Odyssic: Level 23
Aurion: Level 10, Bronze Whistle
Mrputter: Level 28
citricsquid: Level 22
JUSTIN-BAILEY: 2,000 Experience
3vi1: Police Captain
Rucklo: Level 18
All-American-Badass: Level 20
1337: Lost 6 B/P Ranks, 64 Experience Ranks, and 4 reviews
iscrulz: Level 39
Man-in-a-bush: Level 5
Imacow: 333 Review Responses
bifgis: EG Colonel
ReconRebel: 88,000 B/P
BigFuzzyKitten: Co-Authored 700 Flashes
Oldskoolkammy: Town Watch
Whitcomb: 5,000 B/P
S-k-y: Level 21
TheNumberOfTheDragon: Level 21
Molotov: 96,000 B/P
renny141: Level 6
TamiyaGuy: 666 Posts
kreten: Level 29
Cheekyvincent: 1,250 Blams, 4,444 Saves
ibhenowflee: 400 Reviews

Your Statistical Variations Today:
You entered the top 9000 in B/P Points. Outstanding!
Total Voting Power: 6.46 (Didn't notice I hit 6vp :P)
Total B/P points: 666
Review response rate: 33.33%
Total stats: 6000 :D

To celebrate my 5 achievements, I'm going to make a 5 page congrats list :D

Listening to:
Just the radio, don't get too excited.

While trying not to be too enthusiastic, Officer congratulates:

Page 1978

smc316 - 2500 posts, 9 PPD, LVL 16
Frank-The-Hedgehog - 6000 EXP points
Dookiemaister - 2000 posts
gibleto - 5 PPD
zoke - 300 saves, Police Officer
Officer - Top 6000 EXP :3
LittleWashu - 9000 EXP points
viceman - 500 posts
emochild - 6 total voting power
SoulKnight96 - 1500 EXP points, LVL 13
Helloween - 4000 EXP points, LVL 20
DeviI - LVL 22
Bahamut - Ranked 444 in EXP
YoinK - 23000 EXP pointa, 5000 posts
yoshi77777 - Police Captain.
jonthomson - Top 100 in EXP :0

Page 1979

zoke - 1500 total stats
superstatguy - LVL 21
Sarai - 5000 EXP points
JerkClock - 15000 protects
TheBlackDahliaMurder - LVL 24
TheFryingIrishman - 300 posts
McFooFa - LVL 16
Coop83 - 333 review responses
aldlv - Staff Sergeant
iscrulz - 16000 EXP points
TwatHeafy - LVL 14
Bahamut - LVL 33
Frank-The-Hedgehog - 6000 posts
NintendoMadness - 1000 EXP points
95wave - LVL 5, Portal Security

Page 1980

SoulKnight96 - 666 blams
95wave - Top 20000 EXP, silver whists, top 15000 B/P
Whitcomb - LVL 22
KIRBYLINK - 6.66 total voting power
Snowy-Beast - 11000 EXP points
KungFuCow - 9000 EXP points
DrHood - LVL 31
MAYORMCHEESE - LVL 27
Mr-Anderson - 1000 blams
Haggard - Top 400 B/P
Stuff4u2kno - LVL 27
LordZeebmork - LVL 12
Life-Stream - LVL 20
FullyClothedMike - Silver whistle
yoshi77777 - 500 EXP points, Deity whistle

Page 1981

zoke - Gold whistle, 200 posts
jewdudewtf - Ranked 900 in B/P
Bstuk2 - Gold whistle
DrHood - 10000 EXP :D
Sterockicy - 16000 B/P points
LadyX - 500 flash reviews
Auz - 26000 B/P almost there :P
iateamexican - 10000 B/P
95wave - Police Officer
Ronald-McDonald-LoL - 6.00 base voting power, 2200 posts
yoshi77777 - 2000 saves
Aci6 - Police Captain, 400 flash reviews
viceman - LVL 9
Odyssic - LVL 23

Page 1982

Aurion - LVL 10, bronze whistle
Mrputter - LVL 28
citricsquid - LVL 22
JUSTIN-BAILEY - 2000 EXP points
3vi1 - Police Captain
yoshi77777 - Top 2000 B/P
Rucklo - LVL 18
All-American-Badass - LVL 20

Thanks to:
Coop83 (x7)
Odyssic (x6)
Haggard (x6)
Bahamut (x5)
Casualty (x3)
DelboyDylan (x3)
Shanus (x2)
Auz
iscrulzzoke

And this last message will conclude this post because I ran out of characters remaining. This was a bitch to write. Fuck.

Damn. I got blown out of the water. That's a helluva post, Officer.

Two years on Newgrounds. 11/5/05-11/5/07

Level 6

Yay!!

At 11/4/07 01:23 PM, Imacow wrote:

At 11/4/07 01:51 AM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 11/3/07 10:42 PM, Imacow wrote: 333 responces

... and 107 failed spelling tests.

I try.

Just being sarcastic.

I still use spell check when typing messages. :)

hello clowns

i have returned

Might wanna change my silver whistle stat.
It's gold now. :)

*Coop walks in and embedds 3 throwing stars in the dartboard. He walks over to the Wepons Cabinet and unlocks a pair of Sai.* Finally, something I can get up close and personal with since the update!

On page 1983, Coop ascends to Level 35 and congratulates:
Whitcomb: 5,000 B/P
S-k-y: level 21
TheNumberOfTheDragon: Level 21
Molotov: 96,000 B/P
TamiyaGuy: 666 Posts
kreten: level 29
Cheekyvincent: 4,444 Saves
ibehenowflee: 400 Reviews (Flash)
zoke: Gold Whistle
Powerage: 2nd NG Berfday
FullyClothedMike: Gold Whistle

Thanks to:
Officer

At 11/4/07 07:49 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/4/07 04:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: No, but he does wear almost 1" thick glasses :P

Is he far- or nearsighted? Because... my girlfriend has to wear pretty thick glasses, too ^^
Ok, most of the time she doesn't wear the glasses because she's farsighted and is able to see quite well without those (plus, she wears contacts most of the time anyways) ^^.

I think he's nearsighted, because when he takes them off, aside from scaring us, he can't see a thing.

No-one wears glasses as thick as Dukey.

At 11/4/07 10:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/3/07 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: In the intervals when I finally managed to pry my girlfriend off the computer, I squeezed about 7 in. I'll be finding the rest today :)

Ah, that's awesome. :D

I must have miscounted, because i only found 12 flash of yours without reviews. However, they're all done now :)

Listening to:
Corvus Corax - Suam Elle Ires
Carnivore - Inner Conflict

Congrats to:
Oldskoolkammy: Town Watch
Whitcomb: 5,000 B/P
S-k-y: Level 21
TheNumberOfTheDragon: Level 21
Molotov: 96,000 B/P - About time you finally reach 100,000 B/P :P
TamiyaGuy: 666 Posts
kreten: Level 29
Cheekyvincent: 4,444 Saves
ibhenowflee: 400 Reviews
zoke: Gold Whistle
Officer: 6.00 Voting Power, 666 B/P, 6,000 Total Stats
Powerage: 2 Years on NG
FullyClothedMike: Gold Whistle
Coop83: Level 35

Thanks to:
Officer - Awesome list! :D

Thanks for voting, NewsReporter! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 1,000 experience points. You need 110 more to get to Level 11. The next Grounds Gold day begins in 15 hours, 9 minutes, and 0 seconds.

Interesting.

At 11/4/07 10:04 AM, TheNumberOfTheDragon wrote:

At 11/4/07 10:02 AM, S-k-y wrote: Level 21!

Level 21!

Level 21!

Happy Bonfire Night LULers! :D

Listening to:

Helloween - I.M.E, Can Do It and Dreambound

Congrats to:

Molotov - 96000 B/P
TamiyaGuy - 666 posts
kreten - Level 29
Cheekyvincent - 4444 saves
ibhenowflee - 400 flash reviews
Officer - 33.33% response rate
Powerage - 2 year old NG account

Thanks to:

zoke
Officer
Coop83
Haggard

At 11/5/07 02:29 AM, SeeD419 wrote: hello clowns

i have returned

Hey, long time no see.

At 11/5/07 06:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: I must have miscounted, because i only found 12 flash of yours without reviews. However, they're all done now :)

Ah, I was wondering when you'd make the 13th and last one, but you never did. Oh well, I've submitted another flash.

Congrats to:
Whitcomb: 5,000 B/P
S-k-y: level 21
TheNumberOfTheDragon: Level 21
Molotov: 96,000 B/P
TamiyaGuy: 666 Posts
kreten: level 29
Cheekyvincent: 4,444 Saves
ibehenowflee: 400 Reviews (Flash)
Officer: 666 B/P
Powerage: 2 years on NG
Coop83: Level 35
NewsReporter: 1,000 Experience
Fagamut: Level 21

Thanks To:
Officer

Level 11 & Safety Patrol.

STOP RUNNING IN THE CORRIDORS!

RANK 700 in BP
is this some kind of BP combo?

Top 200 ranks in B/P!

Well I just got my Silver whistle today! Funny I had bronze when I logged on today and like 10 minutes ago it changed. Made me happy.

200 posts

LEVEL 24. FUCK YEAH.

Private

600 b/p

At 11/5/07 05:13 PM, 95wave wrote: 600 b/p\

and gold whistle ftw

2,700 BBS postes counting this one.

300 Posts!

Preparing for a list update, Coop congratulates:
NewsReporter: 1,000 Experience
Fagamut: Level 21
Alfie: level 11
bifgis: Top 200 B/Per
Joshiwa: Silver Whistle
ibehenowflee: level 24
yoshi77777: Private
95wave: Gold Whistle

Thanks to:
Haggard
Odyssic

At 11/5/07 09:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: I must have miscounted, because i only found 12 flash of yours without reviews. However, they're all done now :)

Ah, I was wondering when you'd make the 13th and last one, but you never did. Oh well, I've submitted another flash.

I'll leave a review for your flash in a few minutes, giving me the 100% coverage of bahamut Flash again :)

********************

A message to all of you faggots who are posting 'achievements' about numbers of posts:

DON'T

Achievements for post count should be in increments of 1,000. The exceptions of this are 'flushes' (1,111 posts for example) or 'straights' (1,234 posts being the most common)

We don't congratulate this bollocks for hundreds of posts or random numbers.

A message for all list makers - stick to these rules (I know that most of you do, but if we stop encouraging these 'achievements', then they should stop.

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