I think I'm probably the only one who actually feels bad for those people. I noticed that most of you who posted have to get your parents to buy you a teeshirt, or can't afford the money for postage, or have to wait for payday to buy a game -- in other words, you're not rolling in it either, and you're lucky to have what you do. Those people? They must have been pretty damn desperate to line up for four year old computers -- how about a little bit of compassion for how rough it must be for them, rather than the the elitist attitude of "aren't we cool, we would NEVAH do that, we're 1337!!"
It made me feel sad, rather than laugh. If it makes you laugh at first, that's fine.. but think about it for a moment and you'll find it's not all that funny after all. Would you want to be in such a state of need that you would urinate on yourself before relinquishing your spot to get a used laptop, so desperate you'd be to get a computer, any computer?
No, you won't like that -- and by "you" I mean anyone who posted, this isn't directed to anyone specifically.
And don't tell me to get a sense of humor. I have one thanks. It's just not impaired.
Save the hate responses, I won't be reading them.