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Take a shit in the elevator right by where you have to push the buttons

take their stuff outta their trolly

lick people

lift womens skirts

push evry1

Play on the childrens rides

Buy a tank.

At 5/20/07 11:35 PM, NISMOelite wrote: I doubt anybody will actually read this, but fuck it.

I actually got the number to a pay phone at wal mart. Any suggestions

call it and wait for some to pick it up and make darth vader noises or some other crap

Go into the gun department, ask to hold one, while your holding it ask where the anti-depressents are.

bump for great justice

At 8/19/05 11:25 PM, Cold wrote:

go into the bathrooms/chinging rooms and make noises

I don't have a chinging room where I go to.

Go into the gun department, ask to hold one, while your holding it ask where the anti-depressents are.

go to the radio section and set all the alarms for ten minutes then put on a rock station turn them off and put the volume dial on max.
:hehehe works everytime.

get a bunch of M games (if your younger then 18) and ask the guy to hold onto them while you find your mom and never come back

grab kids legs underneath the pants rack

Ask for extra large condoms and say they're for your black friend.

Walk in the change room and yell, "HEY! Theres no toilet paper in here"

Scream "THE VOICES ARE BACK" whenever someone talks on the intercom while in fetal position
Go to the intercom and ask for a clean-up on any aisle
Put tampons in everbodies basket when they're not looking
Build a fort with everything possible
Get a paintball gun and start shooting everybody
Run down the aisles naked
Play dodgeball with little kids
Make a trail of ketchup leading to the girl's bathroom to think someones on their period

put all kinds of porn, rape, and hentai magz infront of all the other magazines in the magazine isle

tried it once with me and 5 friends old magazines

nobody caught us... no security cameras watching us either....
the little kid looking for yugioh magazines found gay porn and asked "mommy what is this, why are these guys wee wees in eachothers poo holes?"

my friends love doing shit to the local walmart, they have no security cameras except for in the electronics department cuz its really old, its also understaffed. they have put vibrators they covered in shit that they brought from home into guys carts. sometimes when the little kids help load things onto the moving belt thing, they put the vibrator on and the cashier is like "WHAT THE HELL?!"

At 8/19/05 11:29 PM, UltraPulse wrote: Best.Topic.Ever. (for the moment)

This is hilarious!

Let's see. Probably when people are picking clothes jump out from under the hangers and scare them!

Hello old post I don't quite remember making from 2005....

At 8/19/05 11:22 PM, nightwolfx00 wrote: post what would really piss people off at walmart

some of mine

pick your nose in the camera

sleep in the entrance

fart while your in line (when someones behind you)

fill a cart with tons of random stuff and leave it their

i should do that sometime

At 7/6/07 09:42 PM, Institutionalized wrote: Go into the gun department, ask to hold one, while your holding it ask where the anti-depressents are.

Wait, walmart gives out LOADED guns out?

Go to A Fast food restaurant nearby, Order a Shake,Get some gum at the checkout Aisle, Then, After you get rung up, Give your money, then, before you leave, Open the Lid of the Shake and throw it at the cashier,Then Run out of the store yelling "VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!" In a French accent.Trust me, It's worth it!

eat the food and tell the manigar that u saw a werker did it

Start singing a random song and quoting retarted lines from movies. Find a employie thats mental (you find alot of these guys) and confuse him. This on guy started crying once. Lol

Inspired by another post*: take a mountain dew into the bathroom stall and dump it on the floor (make sure thers someone taking a shit next to you

get really pissed off at the video game demos and start crying

make small talk with the employees

steal drinks out of those refridgerator thingys

steal someones cart when there not looking

open up shit then put them back on the shelves

walk out of the changing rooms with the clothes you brought in there and ask if they look ok on you

laugh at the employees loudly

ask random people to suck your dick

have a pillow fight with there pillows

fake a fist fight in the checkout lane

grab there candy bars and eat them

bring a pack of toilet paper into the bathroom then comeout with like 4 rolls missing and put it back on the shelf

in the bathroom try to open the stall with someone taking a shit in it

bump people by *accident* by the urinal

talk on the cellphone in the checkout lane or at the urinal

piss on people at the urinal

start grind dancing on strangers

follow random people asking them to buy shit

fake a seizure then get up casually and buy some milk duds(make sure there milk duds though cause it's not funny if they aren't)

throw those big bouncy balls at employees yelling "Clean my balls faggot!"

spray tons of axe on yourself at the checkout lane saying "bow chicka wow wow"

take lotion into the bathroom and spray it into the stall next to you with some in there yelling "oh my god!"

WAL*MART 4EVA!

Put a bunch of condoms and beer in someone's basket.

Uh.... blow the store up?

That's pretty funny...

sneek behind an empty casier, search up gay porn and start jacking off

But on the boxing gloves and box around the store with your friends, its fun :)

At 8/20/05 12:50 AM, kerrman88 wrote:

Bring in a boom box blasting the worst music you can find.

That'd be rap then.

At 8/20/05 01:41 AM, Ryan wrote: aint it great how dumbasses like this make peoples jobs fucking harder?

I'm gonna rip your balls off and shove them up your ass. so when you take a shit, you get shit on your balls.

Who's a grumpy pants then?

I would dress me as a hobo, and like lie down where people stand in line and ask them for change and stuff, and then I would eat something that looks like dogshit, like melted chocolate and smear it all over my face. Oh oh, and piss all over the walls in the toilets.

take a bat from the sport section and hit everything