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My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:52 PM

But I rather eat brains than touch her. She's not related to me, and we knew each other since 4th, but man, she's fugly. She's emo/goth, she has chalky white skin and pimples crusted with green slime, a nose that looks like a boxer's(flat, puffy, and huge.) She's a total bitch, everybody hates her, and doesn't have ass. And she ate my small pizza and stole my money. But now she's all flirty, She keeps following me around the house, while I practically throw up, it's so wrong and disgusting. Who would fuck their step sister?

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:54 PM

Post a pic and i'll tell you if you should or shouldnt.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:54 PM

At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: Who would fuck their step sister?

well there was that guy in that movie.... with the girl.... you know the one.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of
the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:54 PM

Pics?

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:54 PM

At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: But I rather eat brains than touch her. She's not related to me, and we knew each other since 4th, but man, she's fugly. She's emo/goth, she has chalky white skin and pimples crusted with green slime, a nose that looks like a boxer's(flat, puffy, and huge.) She's a total bitch, everybody hates her, and doesn't have ass. And she ate my small pizza and stole my money. But now she's all flirty, She keeps following me around the house, while I practically throw up, it's so wrong and disgusting. Who would fuck their step sister?

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hell no, i wouldnt! and tell that bitch to go fuck off. seriously. by the way you describe her...i dont blame you for throwing up. makes me want to do the same.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:54 PM

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: Who would fuck their step sister?
well there was that guy in that movie.... with the girl.... you know the one.

Not Another Teen Movie?

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:55 PM

I don't know why, but this topic makes me laugh uncontrollably.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:55 PM

bullshit! you got that from the brady bunch


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:55 PM

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote: Not Another Teen Movie?

no that was a piss take of this movie.... i actually forget the name of it now. It had that girl who plays Buffy in it.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of
the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:56 PM

well post a pic...Well techinaccly she isnt you rreal sister. she dont have same last name. fuck her no one will know. who knows she might be the only girl who will get near you. Jump on the chance

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:56 PM

At 8/12/05 09:55 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote: Not Another Teen Movie?
no that was a piss take of this movie.... i actually forget the name of it now. It had that girl who plays Buffy in it.

Cruel Intentions.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:57 PM

pics plz kthnx


BANNED. Later, gator.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:57 PM

if she had a pergina

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:57 PM

yeah dude if she is hott and she is ur step sis so it is leagel but jerry springer worthy

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:57 PM

If you had more of a life, and friends to go out with, you wouldn't have to stay with her in your house all day like a kept-in geek.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:58 PM

At 8/12/05 09:55 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: I don't know why, but this topic makes me laugh uncontrollably.

indeed. basically, since you hate this wench and she's obsessed with you, you have the opportunity to do some emotional damage. Don't say "go away", instead, act flirty for about a day then the day after insult the hell outta her. Make a list of everything you hate prior to this date and basically shout it in her face. Since she is emo her wrists should then look like a checkerboard for a week.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:59 PM

Go up to her one day and say:

"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE." as loud as you can. Do it every time she tries to talk to you.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:59 PM

At 8/12/05 09:57 PM, lightspin17 wrote: yeah dude if she is hott and she is ur step sis so it is leagel but jerry springer worthy

He SAID she was ugly as fuck, or at least from his point of view. Sounds like a man to me actually.


BANNED. Later, gator.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 09:59 PM

At 8/12/05 09:55 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote: Not Another Teen Movie?
no that was a piss take of this movie.... i actually forget the name of it now. It had that girl who plays Buffy in it.

Yes, I know that part was a parody of that movie.

But I cant recall the name either... it was one word... and the word had something to do with the word "secret"

Bah, it's killing me. *Starts googling*

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:00 PM

At 8/12/05 09:56 PM, billycantcatch wrote: Cruel Intentions.

thaaaats the one... thanks.

I kept thinking intolerable cruelty, i was stuck in a loop.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of
the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:01 PM

Kick her square in the balls.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:02 PM

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: Who would fuck their step sister?
well there was that guy in that movie.... with the girl.... you know the one.
Not Another Teen Movie?

Clueless, I believe. With Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:02 PM

At 8/12/05 10:00 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/12/05 09:56 PM, billycantcatch wrote: Cruel Intentions.
thaaaats the one... thanks.

I kept thinking intolerable cruelty, i was stuck in a loop.

Alas, I just found it on wikipedia.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:03 PM

At 8/12/05 09:57 PM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: If you had more of a life, and friends to go out with, you wouldn't have to stay with her in your house all day like a kept-in geek.

Aw, you're still mad about the PSP thing?Asshole. There is something called vacation, were all your friends go out of town. Know what that is?For shame.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:03 PM

Dammit, i already said, 'Cruel Intentions.'

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:04 PM

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Antithesis- wrote: Post a pic and i'll tell you if you should or shouldnt.

I'm looking for pictures as you speak.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:04 PM

At 8/12/05 10:03 PM, billycantcatch wrote: Dammit, i already said, 'Cruel Intentions.'

Clueless. It's not that hard.


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:04 PM

The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

For the sake of dinnertime conversation, and no awkward glances between your parent and step-parent, tell her there's no chance. If you were caught at it, it'd ruin your entire life.

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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:06 PM

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

For the sake of dinnertime conversation, and no awkward glances between your parent and step-parent, tell her there's no chance. If you were caught at it, it'd ruin your entire life.

Also in clueless, Josh fucks his stepbrother played by Alicia silverstone. (Note that bad)


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Response to My step-sister wants to fuck me. Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 10:07 PM

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

You so crazy!

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