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I don't think it would be appropriate to show a picture of the incision from my hernia surgery a few years ago. That definately takes the cake, but I'm going to say the runner-up would be this:

umm hmm lemme start the list: when a rusted 11 inch cement nail went through my foot, when i slice all of the skin off of my thumb and almost died of blood loss, when i had a 10 inch blade go through both my hands, when i crashed my dirt bike and took a header into rocks and cactus, when i was run over by a ford, when my rottweiler pulled me and my 70 pound 5 year old self to a storm drain where i fell and broke my wrist so bad the bone was sticking out of my hand, when i got bit by a rattle snake, when i got hit by a 2,000 pound tractor, when i was shot in both shoulders with a magnum and needed 2 steel plates to keep them attached. and i cant remember any other really bad ones

At 12/6/05 01:09 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I don't think it would be appropriate to show a picture of the incision from my hernia surgery a few years ago. That definately takes the cake, but I'm going to say the runner-up would be this:

Wow... what happened? that must have really hurt.

At 12/6/05 01:21 AM, Nel_Zelpher wrote: Wow... what happened? that must have really hurt.

Not a bit. Not ever. I got t-boned and my face cleared out my driver's side window.

oh yea since i cant edit a post at least that i can say this isnt a wound per say but hurt like hell a kidney stone the size of a nectarine

At 9/4/05 09:39 PM, EricTheRed wrote: A bee stung me in the ass once while I was sleeping but I killed that bastered

Funniest. post. ever.

The worst I've ever had is when I was on a blick wall and i fell forward and scraped the skin on my shin off.
Bone.

Or those countless times I fell off of my fourwheeler and having my entire arms and hands fucked up :o

At 12/6/05 01:25 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 12/6/05 01:21 AM, Nel_Zelpher wrote: Wow... what happened? that must have really hurt.

Not a bit. Not ever. I got t-boned and my face cleared out my driver's side window.

I guess I'm lucky, I have never been in an accident. Did you sue?

ummm... i have a scar from when i jumoed a fense... now when i go tannign its allll white not ok

A few years ago I broke my arm quite badly, it was a compound open fracture. What had happened was I was skating down a half-pipe that I had built in front of my house took a nasty dive, most of the impact was taken by my right arm so it snapped into almost a Z shape. The larger bone of the two in my arm broke clear in half and pierced through the skin, the second smaller bone split in half completely. All the tendons to my fingers were cut and had to be surgically fixed also the nerves in my hand were pretty badly damaged as well. Anyhow 4hours of surgery, two pins, and a hell of a lot of morphine later I'm back to almost full sensation and dexterity in my hand and fingers.

Here is a picture of the scar, it is about 3-4 inches long....

At 12/6/05 01:30 AM, Nel_Zelpher wrote: I guess I'm lucky, I have never been in an accident. Did you sue?

My insurance company handled it.

At 12/6/05 01:37 AM, x-Optimus_Prime-x wrote: Here is a picture of the scar, it is about 3-4 inches long....

Pic is a little overexposed, but that is a pretty long scar you got there.

I once was fucking around with a scalpal that I found in my step-dad's ute (he is a vet, he has everything), and I accidentally sliced a huge cut in my leg about 10 centimetres long and about 1 1/2 centimetres deep. Don't under-estimate that depth. I have to get 4 internal stitches and 6 external. Pretty messed up. Nearly cut an artery.

At 12/6/05 01:44 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Pic is a little overexposed, but that is a pretty long scar you got there.

Ya, all I got is this crappy camera on my phone, but to compensate here is a picture of the X-ray.

Bit by a dog. The teeth RIP not cut...

And the last picture I have is another X-ray with the pins in after surgery, as you can see the smaller bone still has quite a large break in it...

erm.. ive got a few.

I was riding my bike, when the skin of my leg got stuck in the sprocket (The Metal spool that the chains go around) And it ripped my leg open, and my fat tissue was hanging out. 150 stitches, inside and out. Also, one time me and my friends were on the beach, and somone through a rock and it hit me in the forhead and gave me a concussion.

At 12/6/05 12:43 AM, yournamehereplz wrote:

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Sehawks fan eh? Are you in seattle also?

the one on my right side of my face when my grandma hit me with a sled and one on my right leg from getting knocked of my bike by a car.

Got 8 Stitches on my Righthand :(

Maybe Artist-J and his homeless stabbing?

when i was 3, i jumped on my bed. one day fell, hit my face on the corner of my bookshelf, and i split my face open from cheek to cheek and i busted a few teeth.

At 8/12/05 01:18 AM, Dudeo wrote: Then I was trying to destroy an old toy with a knife and my hand sliped and sliced right through.

Did it feel good?

Once I was going down a downhill sled/go-cart type thing down a track made of plastic and fell off. I scraped both elbows and knees, my hip, my cheek, and my right hand. The skin came right off, and to this day I still have scars on my elbows, one of my knees, and my hand, but they are not that visible. My mom, who was also going down, said, "what smells like burning plastic?"

Actually a few years ago, i was sitting on the comp next to the ironing board. The iron was on, but hell, i was careful, what could happen? My dog jsut got home from th evet and was walknig around the ground floor (comp is upstairs) And heppens to wander upstairs. We are very close friends, so when she sees me she goes ballistic and runs towards me. She rand across the cord and the irons fell of my chair, resting on my thigh. I yelled and it was there for a good 5 seconds, and for a year or so i had an iron-shaped burn mark on my thigh. Yow.

-Had a single blade from a pair of scissors stuck in my upper thigh about two inches deep it bled like a mother fucker, but didn't hurt all that badly.
-When I was four or five I was runing down a sidewalk and slipped landing on my legs, when I got up a small piece of a metal bar was jamed into my left knee. My parents had to pry it out.

Once I ripped open a woman's vagina, tore at her placenta, spilling water everywhere, I was covered in blood.

Then the doctor spanked me.

one time i was hanging on a tree branch right in the middle of were your ribs meet.
it was like a ½ inch deep and about an inch high.

Alright, this story is gross. Not for the weak stomached:

So one day I took off my socks and there was this long, green thing sticking out of my big toe. I got a tissue and took it off, wondering what the hell happened. I squeezed it, and pus came out. And part of the toe looked like it was burnt with a candle. It fucking hurt like hell everytime I tried to walk. It sucked.

Want pics?

At 12/6/05 05:07 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: Alright, this story is gross. Not for the weak stomached:

Want pics?

YES!

At 12/6/05 06:09 PM, animeboy_84 wrote:

At 12/6/05 05:07 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: Alright, this story is gross. Not for the weak stomached:

Want pics?

YES!

Too bad, I didn't take any.

I tryed to jump over a wooden box once and I fell and sliced from my gooch all the way to my ancle area. Hurt like hell.