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Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:08:26 Reply

If Jesus died for our sins, and thereby took all our sins onto his shoulders when he passed on, then he would have surely been judged evil right?

So is Jesus in hell, personally i think if hes not in hell then all those sins are no longer sins so go ahead and do them, and if he is in hell then can we get into heaven? its odd, my basic point is Jesus should be in hell, and if he's not can we sin, and if he is can we sin? or is it all one big conspiracy...

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:10:17 Reply

Yeah, there are plenty of mistakes in the bible...

That seems to be a new one however.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:11:01 Reply

No, no no, Jesus was perfect, he could not sin, when the bible says he took our sins away it dosent mean he took account for all of them.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:11:08 Reply

Jeus stole my bike, so he must be in hell

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:12:31 Reply

But Jesus IS god. God is good. Jesus is good.
The punishment for sin is death, not hell. Jesus died for us.

Hell isnt the punishment for sins. Cuz that would be God forcing you to love him "or else" And Forced love is rape. Hell's where you go when you dont WANT to be with God forever. I personally dont think Hell is that bad of a place, but I'll still live with God when I die. :-) </theology>


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:13:01 Reply

hell want out of businees after jesus died

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:13:28 Reply

Jesus was really perfect. He died to forgive us of our sins. His intention was too make sure everone could go to heaven, and sacrifice his life on earth for the good of mankind.

So, he did a REALLY good thing. Probably the nicest thing ever done. He is definitely in heaven.

this thread is thoughtful, but it phails!

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:16:51 Reply

And he can kill you in Halo PC...
>:)


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:17:00 Reply

Jesus is not real.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:18:24 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:17 PM, -Kenneth- wrote: Jesus is not real.

Jesus is real, but he was just another "great healer" among the millions of that time, he want down in history because someone wrote a story about him.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:19:17 Reply

In event horizon the black dude blows up part of the ship to let his friends escape hell, but the bit he is in goes to hell, but he was good, so the question again is, where did he go? its much the same thing.

Also, i dont see how Jesus dying makes our sins forgiven, like if i killed myself would that make Bryan peppers a good guy? And if Jesus could have saved himself he practically committed suicide, which is considered wrong, so he should be in hell for that.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:20:36 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:18 PM, PhoenixFox wrote:
At 8/10/05 12:17 PM, -Kenneth- wrote: Jesus is not real.
Jesus is real, but he was just another "great healer" among the millions of that time, he want down in history because someone wrote a story about him.

Deaf, blind and dumb.
Jesus is not real.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:25:51 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:12 PM, Orbital_Debris wrote: But Jesus IS god. God is good. Jesus is good.
The punishment for sin is death, not hell. Jesus died for us.

Hell isnt the punishment for sins. Cuz that would be God forcing you to love him "or else" And Forced love is rape. Hell's where you go when you dont WANT to be with God forever. I personally dont think Hell is that bad of a place, but I'll still live with God when I die. :-) </theology>

Funny, because when people say 'you will go to hell for your sins' it kinda gives the impression that you go to hell for your sins.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:26:34 Reply

i dont really believe in him anymore

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:27:29 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:12 PM, Orbital_Debris wrote: Hell isnt the punishment for sins. Cuz that would be God forcing you to love him "or else" And Forced love is rape. Hell's where you go when you dont WANT to be with God forever. I personally dont think Hell is that bad of a place, but I'll still live with God when I die. :-) </theology>

i hope hell is like in Little Nicky....

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:30:56 Reply

Well when i was christian (before i became clever) i thought this-

Seven deadliest sins-
Gluttony, greed, wroth, lust, sloth, envy, pride.

So if hell is for sinners, its full of-food, money, fighting, sex, beds, really cool stuff and arrogant people (non-emos).

Sounds kinda good to me really.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:32:13 Reply

Jesus was a wookie

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:32:20 Reply

Jesus did go to hell once.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:36:41 Reply

Jesus was a awsome. Him and I would hang out together all the time. He was Perfect. Jesus is awesome! YA!

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:37:58 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:16 PM, TEHBANSTlCK wrote: And he can kill you in Halo PC...
>:)

Your not that guy with the Jesus user name are you?

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:38:23 Reply

That is only catholic and Jehovia's witnesses, but I'm catholic. Damn, I am screwed.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:39:27 Reply

I belive in Jesus, but like. There is a ton of mistakes in the bible... but that's only because it was written by man, like 1900 years ago(when Christianity becaume popular). And some parts of the Bible are proboably made up.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 12:39:34 Reply

Jesus died to forgive us, he could've just said 'you're forgiven', but ya know, he's pimpin, he don't do things that way.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:08:15 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:32 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Jesus did go to hell once.

Yulp, right after he was crucified. Then he was resurected, then he ascended into heaven. Sure, and I'm the Space Pope!

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:44:45 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:20 PM, -Kenneth- wrote:
At 8/10/05 12:18 PM, PhoenixFox wrote:
At 8/10/05 12:17 PM, -Kenneth- wrote: Jesus is not real.
Jesus is real, but he was just another "great healer" among the millions of that time, he want down in history because someone wrote a story about him.
Deaf, blind and dumb.
Jesus is not real.

Kenneth, far from your belief Jesus did exist. There are histrorical notes made about him by a roman historian of the time, because of course if he was only recorded in the bible then we could have some dispute over his existance. The historian's name was something like Jophesius. Check ur history before you post

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:46:55 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:10 PM, --KillEverything-- wrote: Yeah, there are plenty of mistakes in the bible...

That seems to be a new one however.

It's not a mistake, just because you don't understand it.

Jesus died for our sins... he didn't spend eternity in hell for our sins.

Jesus is the son of God. Dying is enough.


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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:47:24 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:30 PM, March_Hare wrote: Well when i was christian (before i became clever) i thought this-

Seven deadliest sins-
Gluttony, greed, wroth, lust, sloth, envy, pride.

So if hell is for sinners, its full of-food, money, fighting, sex, beds, really cool stuff and arrogant people (non-emos).

Sounds kinda good to me really.

Except for the one thing you forgot, and that's the eternal suffering, they may have lotsa cool stuff, but you never get to experience it (if its there) because you'll be enduring the worst punishments ever, well I suppose acording to how you lived your life.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:47:26 Reply

At 8/10/05 12:20 PM, -Kenneth- wrote:
Deaf, blind and dumb.
Jesus is not real.

You're an idiot if you think Jesus isnt real when we have historical proof that he is.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 13:52:32 Reply

wait a minute, didn't jesus go to hell for like a day or two, and then up to heaven? somebody correct me if im wrong.

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Response to Jesus? 2005-08-10 14:01:35 Reply

jesus wase just a human like you and me only he helpt people and then they looked ad him like an angel ore some shit the churge just put somethings in and thats shit it's all made up


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