jesus was gay

[SquidOmelet]

taken from the bible... somewhere in mark. im pretty sure chapter 15 or 16.

"and jesus lay with the nude disciples. one by one they ejaculated onto jesus' face. when finished matthew, the last ejaculator, stood and said, "now thats what i call jew-kake."

[TerathanDust]

At 9/13/02 02:08 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: taken from the bible... somewhere in mark. im pretty sure chapter 15 or 16.

"and jesus lay with the nude disciples. one by one they ejaculated onto jesus' face. when finished matthew, the last ejaculator, stood and said, "now thats what i call jew-kake."

im sure thats not in the bible, but hey ya never jesus. he had many "followers" and only certain ones became his "diciples"

[Chen-Baiwan]

At 9/15/02 06:50 PM, TerathanDust wrote:

At 9/13/02 02:08 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: taken from the bible... somewhere in mark. im pretty sure chapter 15 or 16.

"and jesus lay with the nude disciples. one by one they ejaculated onto jesus' face. when finished matthew, the last ejaculator, stood and said, "now thats what i call jew-kake."

im sure thats not in the bible, but hey ya never jesus. he had many "followers" and only certain ones became his "diciples"

HERE'S ANOTHER MESSAGE...STRAIGHT FROM THE BIBLE!!!!

[ZaBrisk]

I remember hearing somewhere that the Bible said something anti-gay or something...I dunno if that's true, but I guess that means there are no gay Christians.

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 9/18/02 12:42 AM, ZaBrisk wrote: I remember hearing somewhere that the Bible said something anti-gay or something...I dunno if that's true, but I guess that means there are no gay Christians.

Well, Jesus was a Jew which would explain the following.

"That he would grant unto us his penis, that we being delivered out of the hand of our enemies might serve his penis without fear, In holiness, righteousness and penis before him, all the days of our life."
- Luke 1:74-75 KJV

[RyanStrong]

This is the best thread ever. Jewkake 3 lyfe!!!1!!1!11!

[Chen-Baiwan]

At 9/18/02 03:32 PM, AZNarchyPenguin wrote:

At 9/18/02 12:42 AM, ZaBrisk wrote: I remember hearing somewhere that the Bible said something anti-gay or something...I dunno if that's true, but I guess that means there are no gay Christians.

Well, Jesus was a Jew which would explain the following.

"That he would grant unto us his penis, that we being delivered out of the hand of our enemies might serve his penis without fear, In holiness, righteousness and penis before him, all the days of our life."
- Luke 1:74-75 KJV

OH SHUT UP AND DONT BE AN ANTI-SEMITIC ASSWIPE!!!

[SquidOmelet]

shut up kike.

[Chen-Baiwan]

At 9/23/02 03:51 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: shut up kike.

STOP BEING A WHIGGAH FAG!!!

BTW: I'm not Jewish...I'm Chinese...

[SquidOmelet]

me so solly

[RyanStrong]

At 9/23/02 04:42 PM, Baiwan_Fuong wrote:

At 9/23/02 03:51 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: shut up kike.

STOP BEING A WHIGGAH FAG!!!

BTW: I'm not Jewish...I'm Chinese...

I think it might be time for some Chinkake

[Chen-Baiwan]

At 9/24/02 05:17 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: me so solly

You better be "SOLLY", JAPPY Forum n00b!!!!

[Chen-Baiwan]

At 9/24/02 05:26 AM, RyanStrong wrote:

At 9/23/02 04:42 PM, Baiwan_Fuong wrote:

At 9/23/02 03:51 AM, SquidOmelet wrote: shut up kike.

STOP BEING A WHIGGAH FAG!!!

BTW: I'm not Jewish...I'm Chinese...

I think it might be time for some Chinkake

WOW...A whigger...HEY LOOK...ISN'T THAT YOUR COUNSIN TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT OF ME?