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the best job in the world is one thats not really a job, you know the ones that are hobbies that you get paid for.

At 8/7/05 08:13 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Have you even been near a real vagina?

My thoughts exactly.

The best job ever is to kill people and your own drunked father.

My job is the best

I work at the R.I.O. (Regie des Installations Olypique (I work at the stadium in Montreal) ) as en electronic technician and it is highly and strongly syndicated so you dont have to take shit from any boss around. First day of job: I have done nothing. Second day: Slept 1 hour on a couch.

You work 7hours but in reality, only 5:30 coz your diner and breaktime is payed.

Also, my pay check worth 1200$ so BOOYA

Wow...

counting piles of my money.

An executioner.

For a laugh, more than anything, really.

Best job in the world is a blow job

Lolz

Ah dammit, someone beat me to it. :(

At 8/7/05 10:42 AM, -poxpower- wrote: counting piles of my money.

You would go blind with boredom

Porno star

Video Game beta tester.

You get paid to play and rate video games. It can't get better than that.

i reckon being spiderman and doing his job would be cool!!

I'll take any job that give me lots of money.

workin at gamestop in my town. Noone know it exists..all i do is play HAlo 2.

At 8/7/05 10:32 AM, Walter_Sullivan wrote: My job is the best

I work at the R.I.O. (Regie des Installations Olypique (I work at the stadium in Montreal) ) as en electronic technician and it is highly and strongly syndicated so you dont have to take shit from any boss around. First day of job: I have done nothing. Second day: Slept 1 hour on a couch.

I've driven by there alot...I also hear that the debt on it is finally gonna be paid off from the 70's...

What i would say is if you have no skill here are some tips:

MOB/Mafia = If ya have connections and you dont talk much

DrugDealer = Ok your not the boss but you need to know what ur doing and you need to have ur own Place...

GanG Member = Ya can be cool or a loozer anything...

a videogame tester

Gynacologist?

best job is admin on NG!

At 8/7/05 11:16 AM, kirbypwner wrote: You get paid to play and rate video games. It can't get better than that.

What, playing the same part of a game over and over and over again to see if there are any bugs for minimal pay? It can get a lot better.