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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-02 19:22:08 Reply

"Power corrupts: absolute power corrupts absolutely: God is all powerful........draw your own conclusion"

I read this today and it made me laugh.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-03 19:36:45 Reply

At 12/2/07 07:22 PM, Brick-top wrote: "Power corrupts: absolute power corrupts absolutely: God is all powerful........draw your own conclusion"

I read this today and it made me laugh.

It's funny, but it kind of goes against the general atheist view...

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 01:38:53 Reply

Lol bored.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 02:36:11 Reply

At 12/4/07 01:38 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Lol bored.

Hey this will make your sides split.

And this.

Then there's the icing on the cake.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 03:15:02 Reply

At 12/3/07 07:36 PM, bifgis wrote:
At 12/2/07 07:22 PM, Brick-top wrote: "Power corrupts: absolute power corrupts absolutely: God is all powerful........draw your own conclusion"

I read this today and it made me laugh.
It's funny, but it kind of goes against the general atheist view...

I know but I never heard it before. And it still makes me laugh regardless of how flawd it is. You can imagine God sitting up their with a brief case filled with money going "MU HA HA HA"

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 03:34:51 Reply

At 12/4/07 02:36 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 12/4/07 01:38 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Lol bored.
Hey this will make your sides split.

Mein gott, that's some sad shit.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 08:07:38 Reply

At 12/4/07 03:34 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 12/4/07 02:36 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 12/4/07 01:38 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Lol bored.
Hey this will make your sides split.
Mein gott, that's some sad shit.

I know, they're quite depressing.

But it does show Fred Phelps is a hypocrite lying son of a bitch who doesn't even understand what he's following.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-04 12:13:44 Reply

this is interesting

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 18:08:33 Reply

Would you like to piss off an Atheist?

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 19:18:48 Reply

At 12/5/07 06:08 PM, Brick-top wrote: Would you like to piss off an Atheist?

I would, not because thier atheists but because its fun (on the internet were I cant get hurt)

how to anger a theist

1) Tell a theist that believing in one or more of countless different typs of religions with a huge amout of variations and interpitations makes you close minded, but believing in not believing in anything (in the same way as every other atheist) makes you open minded.

2) Tell them that smart people tend to be atheists. Like Albert Einstien.

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind...but there is one thing that science cannot accept - and that is a personal God who meddles in the affairs of his creation."
-Albert Einstein

3) Blame religions for things done in the name of religion, but genocide and discrimination by a state sponsered atheistic nation is not atheisms fault.

4) Clame that a world with only atheists would be a world without religion.
>.>

5) When discussing religious conflict forget about economic, social, ethnic, and political statistics.

6) When talking about Islam, pertend people like Irshad Manji dont exsist.

7) Claim Richard Dawkins is a good author.

8) Forget that atheism is a small (albeit noisy) minority.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 19:34:46 Reply

I'm sorry but you're just not as funny.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 20:09:01 Reply

Athesists are stupid!!!!!

You believe the universe exploded out of a singularity and life was created from rapid expansion of minerals,gases,and liquids

Ar-Tards


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 20:33:45 Reply

At 12/5/07 08:09 PM, Skwurll wrote: Athesists are stupid!!!!!

You believe the universe exploded out of a singularity and life was created from rapid expansion of minerals,gases,and liquids

Ar-Tards

Lol it's ATHEIST

That makes me laugh.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 20:34:36 Reply

At 12/5/07 08:09 PM, Skwurll wrote: Athesists are stupid!!!!!

You believe the universe exploded out of a singularity and life was created from rapid expansion of minerals,gases,and liquids

Ar-Tards

Well, I like how you believe God was "always there" and that he was "always there."


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 20:36:28 Reply

At 12/5/07 08:34 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:
At 12/5/07 08:09 PM, Skwurll wrote: Athesists are stupid!!!!!

You believe the universe exploded out of a singularity and life was created from rapid expansion of minerals,gases,and liquids

Ar-Tards
Well, I like how you believe God was "always there" and that he was "created everything out of boredom."

Typo, fixed. I thought I typed out the fixed latter first when I initially typed my response. And I hate the double post rule. Because of it, I can't rectify my mistake quick enough and I'll look like an idiot. >:(


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 20:56:04 Reply

Hey, did anyone ever find out about the debate between VenomfangX and TheAmazingAtheist on youtube?

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 21:41:56 Reply

At 12/5/07 07:34 PM, Brick-top wrote: I'm sorry but you're just not as funny.

Now that I think about it, I havent bean called funny in a while.
Last time I was joking around my freind called me pretty damn cold-blooded.
God I nead christmas soon...


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-05 22:35:54 Reply

At 12/5/07 08:09 PM, Skwurll wrote: Athesists are stupid!!!!!

You believe the universe exploded out of a singularity and life was created from rapid expansion of minerals,gases,and liquids

Ar-Tards

No one knows for sure how the universe was formed, not even Christians.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-06 16:19:02 Reply

I bought a teddy bear for £10 - i called it Mohammed and then sold it for £20.....

Did I make a prophet?

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-06 16:30:48 Reply

At 12/6/07 04:19 PM, Earfetish wrote: I bought a teddy bear for £10 - i called it Mohammed and then sold it for £20.....

Did I make a prophet?

lol....I think.

People are actually doing that you know.

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-07 03:54:54 Reply

At 12/6/07 04:19 PM, Earfetish wrote: I bought a teddy bear for £10 - i called it Mohammed and then sold it for £20.....

Did I make a prophet?

lolololololol

Well anywho, In case you hadn't noticed, I've been on a three day 'break', as kindly 'suggested' by one of the mods.
What did I miss.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-07 19:27:53 Reply

i know this is off topic, but i figure we need to talk about something else besides atheism all the time. Watch this. it's really funny and i doubt that none of you are gamers. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 3839


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 07:26:37 Reply

At 8/6/05 01:15 PM, Earfetish wrote: Called the Atheist Army purely for alliteration, this club is a place for Atheists to unite, and to talk about how frankly stupid religion is, to show concern over George Bush's desires to teach 'intelligent design' - that is, creationism, which is religion, as science, and to basically bicker about any possible way religion intrudes on our lives (when it shouldn't). There's a Jew Crew, a Catholic Crew, and probably plenty of other groups with a religious slant, so it's about time for a group dedicated to the least religious bunch of people on NG.

To join, you'll have to be prepared for a lot of flaming in this thread, as atheistic threads attract a lot of flaming, but it's all in good fun anyway. Don't incite any hatred, just keep to yourself unless someone else starts it. I suppose.

On top of that, the rules to this club are pretty much the same as the forum rules - no spam, no being racist. Promotion of open-mindedness please.

Have fun. It's pretty bleak, only having death to look forwards to, but I'd rather be like this than in denial, looking forward to some lie about angels and life after death. Honesty is the best policy, especially with yourself.

i really like to join.. im an Atheist ( ain't Anarcist or Racist.. )
i dont like God in person .. i mean he said that after flood where all people died, exept of Noah, There would be no more floods,,, but what about the tsunami .. he's lying..


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 11:35:52 Reply

Last three digits of the post count is unfortunate.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 11:50:01 Reply

616 is the real number of the Beast

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 11:51:30 Reply

FINALLY an aetheist club. geez I've been waiting 4ever. Hey sometimes people call me satan only because I'm an Aetheist! I mean, geez , It's not like I actually worship that devil crap!

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 12:48:54 Reply

At 12/8/07 11:50 AM, Earfetish wrote: 616 is the real number of the Beast

Still unfortunate since someone may not realize that, even if it's off by 50.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 18:08:38 Reply

At 12/8/07 11:51 AM, hen123 wrote: FINALLY an aetheist club. geez I've been waiting 4ever.

Where have you been for the last two years?


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 18:11:14 Reply

Looks awsome, i'll join!


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-12-08 18:20:53 Reply

Pardon me, but did somebody say that Albert Einstein was an atheist?

He may not have believed in God, but he certainly believed in a higher being that controlled everything.


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