Stupid Warning Label

[anti-nazi]

a few days ago i was reading a warning sticker on a barbeque lighter heres what it said:

Warning. chocking hazard. not for children under 3 years of age.

what choking parts? and when does a 4 year old know any more about burning alive than a 3 year old? a lot apparently.

[EveryDamnNameIsTaken]

There's much stupider warning labels out there than that one.

[Shaun]

whats choking got to do with burning alive?
its a perfectly sensible warning label if you ask me.

[ddfddfd]

At 8/2/05 10:40 PM, anti_nazi wrote: what choking parts? and when does a 4 year old know any more about burning alive than a 3 year old? a lot apparently.

Please can you say that again?

[AntiEverythingGoon]

I seriously doubt a lighter could be swallowed. And as far as burning a person on fire, if the kid to a bath in gasoline, then yes, other then that, he'll get a blister and just shit himself crying.

[soixantedeux]

Personally, I'm kinda surprised that they focused on the dangers of it being a choking hazard rather than a "burn yourself black and crusty" hazard.

[anti-nazi]

At 8/2/05 10:47 PM, VegetarianCannibal wrote:

At 8/2/05 10:40 PM, anti_nazi wrote: what choking parts? and when does a 4 year old know any more about burning alive than a 3 year old? a lot apparently.

Please can you say that again?

dammit. how can i say this. it was a barbeque lighter. and it said it had choking parts. the barbeque light was just one piece. and it said it wasn't for children under 3 years of age.

[lightspin17]

dude o have read toothbrush labels that say do not eat only for use in mouth no other oraface

[Molotov]

Well it IS possible to swallow/choke on a lighter and plus they have to have a warning label for any case they don't get sued.

[paddy-ryan]

I once bought some dry roasted nuts and the label said "contains nuts" good thing because I wasnt buying them for the dry roasted

[wan-tan-soup14]

well you know what I think.....I think this is the most retarded topic I have read.

[squadus2]

At 8/2/05 11:21 PM, wan_tan_soup14 wrote: well you know what I think.....I think this is the most retarded topic I have read.

You sir, are a Newgrounds user.

Lol, you should read some other ones. Caution please remove baby from baby carriage before closing.

[Fired]

warning do not atempt to stop chainsaw with genitles

[ddfddfd]

At 8/2/05 11:20 PM, paddy_ryan wrote: I once bought some dry roasted nuts and the label said "contains nuts" good thing because I wasnt buying them for the dry roasted

Yeah, on KP peanuts, thats just stupid though.

[NoNameTheOrc]

Batman pajamas w/cape

"Cape does not enable user to fly."

[paddy-ryan]

At 8/2/05 11:40 PM, AlzheimersClock wrote: Batman pajamas w/cape

"Cape does not enable user to fly."

*cancels order of 1000 Batman pajamas w/cape's and
1000 monkeys w/flight tryning

[JoS]

On NG: Press "Post it" ONCE only.

Once you press it it says processing.

[NoNameTheOrc]

At 8/2/05 11:44 PM, paddy_ryan wrote:

At 8/2/05 11:40 PM, AlzheimersClock wrote: Batman pajamas w/cape

"Cape does not enable user to fly."

*cancels order of 1000 Batman pajamas w/cape's and
1000 monkeys w/flight tryning

Yeah, I just wish I would have read that before jumping off that building.....

[reallyruud]

At 8/2/05 11:32 PM, Fired wrote: warning do not atempt to stop chainsaw with genitles

LOL

caution toothpaste not a food-group

[Talcom-Powder]

"If unable to read directions DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT"

-Windex

[Mindgame]

At 8/2/05 11:14 PM, X_Naut wrote: Well it IS possible to swallow/choke on a lighter and plus they have to have a warning label for any case they don't get sued.

yea thats basically why all the companys put stupid labels on anything becasue they dont want to get sued becasue there are many ways to get around logic when it comes to money like the woman who sued mcdoanalds becasue she didnt know their coffe was hot, dumbasses like her are the reason for these ridonkilous warning labels

[Caraboo]

At 8/2/05 10:45 PM, TurkishBezerker wrote: There's much stupider warning labels out there than that one.

ya you're right, I've seen many more that are funnier than that... lol

[Mloriendell]

you know someone ate the Preparation H: "Do not take orally"

On the bottom of the box: "Do not turn box upside down"

On a hairdryer "do not use while sleeping"

On a bottle of Children's nyquil, cuz we know has maniacal kids get behind the wheel "Do not use or operate heavy machinery after dosage"

[wwwyzzerdd]

Your kid might choke on the smoke as they burn to death.

[jackassunit5]

At 8/2/05 11:32 PM, Fired wrote: warning do not atempt to stop chainsaw with genitles

or head or else this might happen

machomen lol

[Despaxes]

anyone notice... nowhere on the redbull can or commercial does it say 'product does not actually give user the ability to grow wongs/fly' ?

*jumps off building*

LAW SUIT!

[BlueHippo]

At 8/2/05 11:32 PM, Fired wrote: warning do not atempt to stop chainsaw with genitles

it actually says with hands OR genitals.

that's the one i wanted to say, oh poo :( thats still my favorite.

[jackassunit5]

At 8/3/05 01:06 AM, Despaxes wrote: anyone notice... nowhere on the redbull can or commercial does it say 'product does not actually give user the ability to grow wongs/fly' ?

*jumps off building*

LAW SUIT!

ture usually people are stuypid enought to wirte thta on commercials thnaks for the idea

[BlackFlameStudios]

You've obviously never choked on one before

[BRS]

The only warning label any product ever needs is this: