if the internet was a country...

[Vikram-V]

1. What would it's capital city be?
2. What would it's currency be?
3. would it have WMDs?
4. How big a settlement would NG be?
5. What would the crime rate be like?
6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

[Mr-Pope]

I dont want to answer all of those but it would defenitely be North Korea.

[BazookaNinja]

XXX stores to where the eye reaches.

[karriston]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google

2. What would it's currency be?

We would use n00bs as currency

3. would it have WMDs?

Dunno

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Vatican city size

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Every 9 in 10 would get something stolen every day

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

No-one would pay much attention to it, but everyone has visited it.

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?
2. What would it's currency be?
3. would it have WMDs?
4. How big a settlement would NG be?
5. What would the crime rate be like?
6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

1.Wade's Rectum

2.Grounds Gold o' course!

3.Oh yes.

4.On a scale of to ten i'd have to say ten.

5.Only Bedn staeling cadny.

6.It'd be BIG.

[Prellz]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be

New York or LA, I think America uses the internet the most, and those are the most populated cities in america.

2. What would it's currency be?

Paypal

3. would it have WMDs?

Viruses

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Pretty dam big

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Probably low, cuz the only thing you can really do is make a virus or something like that, and not too many people can do that.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

computers crash, so most likey a nothing

[ramsy66]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

New York

2. What would it's currency be?

Swf's to the equivelant of dollars and Fla's to the equivalent of coins

3. would it have WMDs?

Come again?

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

UK size, including Wales

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Very high, hackers and spammers all over the place!

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

THE Leading power

[madzakk]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Bill Gates' house

2. What would it's currency be?

Pay Pal

3. would it have WMDs?

Viruses & EMP devices

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Actually, not that big

5. What would the crime rate be like?

High

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

It could be, except everyone on the net seems to be a wanabe anarchist

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Googleville

2. What would it's currency be?

¥'s.

3. would it have WMDs?

Of course. It'd be kickass.

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

About the size of Omaha, Nebraska.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

It would be very high, with rampant prositution, drug use, scandals, frauds, etc.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

It be the 1337357 superpower in the world's history.

[Nomader]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

The place where Microsoft is located: Redmond Washington, a Seattle

2. What would it's currency be?

Gigabytes

3. would it have WMDs?

Yes - Viruses

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

A medium sized one - NG is not the biggest of them all you know - many buisnesses have huge amounts of traffic.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Oddly high, due to the high amount of spammers and bulk on the web.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

It would be a nothing - with the crime rate too rampant, it would be an overpopulated third world country.

[Kaleidoscope]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google DC.

2. What would it's currency be?

Web Pages.

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

One of the higher powers probably would have about 100 acres of land with a bunch of people going there every day talking and shareing their flash work with each other. (and of coarse blaming ther work.)

5. What would the crime rate be like?

All spyware, viruses, trogans, etc. Would be the crime. So about 3 or four bad guys per area.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Probably pretty good because we would have all the information in the world at our fingertips.

BTW this topic reminds me of that Dave Chappel skit.

[JohnyDarko]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote:

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Ebaum would run a highly efficient organised crime ring, using kontraband, newgrounds and ABS as fronts for his dastardly dealings

[ShotInTheHead]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

WhatTheFucksville

2. What would it's currency be?

paypal money

3. would it have WMDs?

yes, it would have 13 year olds who spam the word fag

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

motherfucking huge

5. What would the crime rate be like?

kidna high, there would be ppl robbing stores (hackers), and people burning houses (viruses)

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

it already is a leading power.

[Teeh23234234234234]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Newgrounds

2. What would it's currency be?

Bytes of memory

3. would it have WMDs?

Hell yes Viruses,N00BS,Spyware,N00BS,pop-ups,N00BSt
he list goes on

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

One Million TB

5. What would the crime rate be like?

All the WMDs

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Yes

[Sheck]

1. What would it's capital city be?

Google.com, because you can reach anything from it.

2. What would it's currency be?

E-dollaz.

3. would it have WMDs?

Shock sites, such as Goatse, Tubgirl, Pain Series, all the good stuff.

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Huge. And I would live here.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Off the wall. Viruses would be misdemeanors. Spyware would be felony.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

C'mon, shock sites are our WMD's. We'd be pretty powerful.

[DarthJesus]

the capital would be Google
the currency of warez!
itwoulddefinately have wmds, ones that cuase all the population to became fat andlazy
ng would be east coast
warez wouldget "stolen" everyday but other than that no
al gore would lead it to power over all countries!

[Buddhist]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google, IN (abbreviation for Internet).

2. What would it's currency be?

¥¥¥

3. would it have WMDs?

Just a bunch of people from sites like monstercocks.com

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

It would be the size of Los Angeles, minus the smog and assholes.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Low, because the number of CS and BF2 and GTA gamers will be given guns and will balance out all the hackers trying to steal our ¥¥¥.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

It would be a little something like this:

[soixantedeux]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

I would have to go with Google.

2. What would it's currency be?

0s and 1s.

3. would it have WMDs?

Dropped by ROFLcopters.

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

New Jersey, maybe. Maybe. It's hard to tell--I think the size of everything would be negligible, except for the gigantic sites that everyone visits.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Crimes against humanity would be through the roof. hi guys im new!

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Gynormous.

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

1. What would it's capital city be?

A popular ISP.

2. What would it's currency be?

Bits.

3. would it have WMDs?

Yes.

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Small compared to the entire thing.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

High.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Yes, It'll have many people in it..

[nick073188]

I don't know.

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google.

2. What would it's currency be?

E-bucks.

3. would it have WMDs?

What?

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Huge.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Phemonenal.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Leading power.

[Hyperion]

All the companies will make billions for a week and then go bankrupt.,

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?
2. What would it's currency be?
3. would it have WMDs?
4. How big a settlement would NG be?
5. What would the crime rate be like?
6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Hell
souls
heading right toward them
medium city
morbidly high
it would be a shit hole

[Darkness666]

If the internet were a country we would all move there. Newgrounds would be either a small state or a county and Google would be the main religion.

[Iamaru]

1. What would it's capital city be?

Microsoft.

2. What would it's currency be?

Intelligence.

3. would it have WMDs?

I have no idea what this stands for. (Ignorance is bliss.)

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

About a fourth of Canada.

5. What would the crime rate be like?

8/10 people would commit at least a minor crime.

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Internet is world.

[mikemill123]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google

2. What would it's currency be?

Experence points

3. would it have WMDs?

of course

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

pretty small

5. What would the crime rate be like?

8 of 10

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

leading

[Phockz]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

google

2. What would it's currency be?

credits / cool points

3. would it have WMDs?

yes... viruses

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

pretty big, not as big as porn sites though : (

5. What would the crime rate be like?

unimaginably huge

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

the leader of the universe

[Alfamille]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Yahoo

2. What would it's currency be?

cents

3. would it have WMDs?

no

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

just as big as NG lol

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Like the ones we blam everyday

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

no. ng doesnt have nuclear power

[SharkStein]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Google ?

2. What would it's currency be?

No idea

3. would it have WMDs?

Hell yes (SPAM = WMD)

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

Bigger then half current world

5. What would the crime rate be like?

Low ?!

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

Leading power thingy !

[Casualty]

At 7/31/05 02:56 PM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: 1. What would it's capital city be?

Newgrounds

2. What would it's currency be?

n00bs

3. would it have WMDs?

?

4. How big a settlement would NG be?

See 1

5. What would the crime rate be like?

You can't even imagine, if spam counts as a crime

6.Would it be a leading power in the world or a nothing?

It would be like USA, Japan, Europe and Russia in one country.