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At 7/17/05 07:10 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Plotting a-follows:
Sex her up, then threaten to tell (sex with minor) unless you get more.

Then steal her passport and don't give it back to her until you've sexed her almost to death, or just let her do it willingly if possible, whatever you're into.

So it's settled.
I will take her passport to my room. And when she come looking for it, i'll hide it in my pants.
She comes back from school in a few hours. Lets get ready!!
>:D

At 7/17/05 06:58 PM, iBear wrote:

At 7/17/05 06:56 PM, Vlux wrote: Is her body also identical to Briana Banks? :O

Her boobs arent as big, but they definatly arent small.

Make as many passes at her as you possibly can. Obey your pants.

At 7/18/05 07:25 AM, Flak- wrote:

Her boobs arent as big, but they definatly arent small.

Make as many passes at her as you possibly can. Obey your pants.

Oh yeah..And i'm about an ince taller than her...

wow. id take her out on a romanic dinner and tell her how fantastic she is.

can i have a sleep over at your place pls?

At 7/18/05 07:36 AM, KillMoochie wrote: can i have a sleep over at your place pls?

.......£50

At 7/18/05 07:47 AM, -Cobalt- wrote:

At 7/18/05 07:31 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: Fuck her in every hole she's got!

Even her nose?

Especialy her Nose!

JESUS GOD. You're lucky. Yes post pics asap. I am looking forward

Also,tell her its an american tradition to be nude while on teh net,and snap a pic w/ ur webcam.This will be fun,keep this thread in favs!

hotdamn boy. do what ur peers tell u and put it in her bellybutton!

ive got a thing for chicks stummixxx.. unless theyre fat--- err uh.. horizontally challenged.

At 7/18/05 07:45 AM, iBear wrote:

At 7/18/05 07:36 AM, KillMoochie wrote: can i have a sleep over at your place pls?

.......£50

How 'bout 75 for guaranteed hanky panky?

At 7/18/05 08:25 AM, Flak- wrote:

At 7/18/05 07:45 AM, iBear wrote:

At 7/18/05 07:36 AM, KillMoochie wrote: can i have a sleep over at your place pls?

.......£50

How 'bout 75 for guaranteed hanky panky?

how about $200 an hour. As long as you go on aweek vacation,and let me use all her holes for teh entire week. Also,I may bring along tools to make a few new holes of my own.

At 7/18/05 07:31 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: Fuck her in every hole she's got!

And make new ones for your friends while you're at it.

At 7/18/05 08:42 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 7/18/05 07:31 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: Fuck her in every hole she's got!

And make new ones for your friends while you're at it.

Nothing's sexier than a girl crossed with Swiss cheese.

Okay. Update...
She saw me trying to take a piture of her.
I put my camera in the bread bin, because she is always having bread.
And when she opened up the bread bin, she grabbed some brown bread instead of white bread.
>:(
She was supposed to take the white bread so that when she picked it up, she is exposed to the camera.
Any other ideas of how to snap her?

Any other ideas of how to snap her?

MMMMMMM SAY "Hey lemme take apic of you!" just do that she fuckin lives there!

At 7/18/05 08:57 AM, iBear wrote:

Any other ideas of how to snap her?

Dude.
You just say 'I think you're pretty- May I take a picture of you?'

Or

'Mom, can you take a picture of me and (insert name of Polish Girl' here?'

Jesus dude, it's not like you're trying to take naked photos of her.

At 7/18/05 07:41 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote:

You wouldn't put it in her?

:o

thats disgusting. your going to hell for that.

Jesus dude, it's not like you're trying to take naked photos of her.

unless she eats bread nude,then by all means let us keep contemplating

At 7/18/05 09:10 AM, DrMoxley wrote:

Jesus dude, it's not like you're trying to take naked photos of her.

unless she eats bread nude,then by all means let us keep contemplating

I smell a whole new genre of porn about ro pop up.

Mmmm, bread-fetish.

I hope you two are getting on rather well.

What's really neat is that if you both get along (which you probabloy should in this circumstance), you can ask her out! :D

At 7/18/05 09:06 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Jesus dude, it's not like you're trying to take naked photos of her.

He might be.

At 7/18/05 09:14 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You can ask her out! :D

That would be cool, but i doubt she'd do it. But theres always worth a try. I get along with her well..
As for all you saying just take a pic, i cant, shes always in her room, and if i knock on her door and just ask to take a pic she'll think i'm really wierd o_O

She needs to connect her LapTop upto our Wireless connection, so when i put in the WEP code, i could tell her to come to my room while my webcam is recording, point to the screen and ask her,
"Is this your Laptop Connection?"
When she replies" Yes"and walks aout of the room, I can record myself asking if shed like sex, then edit the video i recorded of her in my room saying "yes" then it would make an Exelent Mewvie!!

>_< ReVoLiUtIoN! >_<

dude wtf. she will think ur weird? how old are u?and her? who cares.I am king of weird.Just ask her to go have lunch OR go fo ra swim or something.Then get pic of her.Are you socially retarded?

At 7/18/05 09:08 AM, KillMoochie wrote: thats disgusting. your going to hell for that.

Yes, we are all going to hell for wanting sex like a normal male human being.

At 7/18/05 08:57 AM, iBear wrote: Any other ideas of how to snap her?

Stare at her non-stop until she says "take a picture, it'll last longer". :P

At 7/18/05 09:53 AM, JewBear wrote: Yes, we are all going to hell for wanting sex like a normal male human being.

:o

Your going to hell for that.

I think you should have a quiet dinner lit by candles, stare deeply into her eyes and tell her shes fantastic.

At 7/18/05 09:53 AM, DrMoxley wrote: Are you socially retarded?

She arrived 2 days ago. I've spoken to her 10 times tops, all ive said is hi, where are you from and spoken to her about what she does for a living, and about what websites she goes on.
She has school, she is staying for 3 weeks and is 5 years older than me.
Of corse im not Socially retarded. Why would i ask someone i have known for 2 days to go swimming.

Dude, you're 14. You ain't gettin' no 19 year old Polish pussy. Just hang out with her and learn new things.

At 7/18/05 10:57 AM, Kiddink wrote: Dude, you're 14. You ain't gettin' no 19 year old Polish pussy. Just hang out with her and learn new things.

Thats what im doing...right...now :D