Forum Topic: I'm fat! Help!

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tehNGpro

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:23 PM

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I need you help, I'm fat and girls are not attracted by me. I wanna lose my virginity quickly >:(
What can I do ?? Thanks

BTW the pic below is me licking my own tit.

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I'm fat! Help!


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Ooo! Your sexy, i juz wanna carress your flabby chicken wings! ;)


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xjohnwebsterx

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:24 PM

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Get some excersize and start eating healthy.

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munchies

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Get your own show on MTV, get rich, and lose it to 12 old ladies.


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GoatFace

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At 7/17/05 04:23 PM, Evildwarf wrote: I wanna lose my virginity ...
BTW the pic below is me licking my own tit.

Um.....?
You might want to take up a new hobby other than tit-licky first of all...
second of all, stop eatin so much fatty! JK!


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XDark-DudeX

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:24 PM

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Stop eating


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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:27 PM

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Well, thanks... I needed some advice, but unfortunately I can't stop eating, cuz I eat my emotions and God knows I'm an emo guy...


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TropicalPenquin

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Start eating mcdonalds...I heard there good for you :D


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PizzaFence

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Mic-donalds solves all of our problims. Go on, eat and enjoy.


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BrooklynBrett

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:28 PM

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You don't need anything. You've got a good sense of humor, and are open to communication. I have confidence that you'll be putting your thing into girl things in no time.


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Rego001

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:29 PM

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fuck all that eating right,takeing care of your body and exercise

get your stomache stapled


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LiquidTruth

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At 7/17/05 04:27 PM, krama89 wrote: Start eating mcdonalds...I heard there good for you :D

i heard some chick lost weight on their salads or something either that or shes got 1 fucked up metabolism.


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At 7/17/05 04:27 PM, vumpler5 wrote: Mic-donalds solves all of our problims. Go on, eat and enjoy.

Unless there's saliva in your burger.
If someone who doesn't like you works in McDonalds, go to Burger King instead!


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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:30 PM

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LOLFATASS. I'm glad I'm not fat.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?

cancer.

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PizzaFence

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good point, go burgerking!!!!


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deadaccount

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Kill yourself.


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notwwwyzzerdd

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At 7/17/05 04:23 PM, Evildwarf wrote: BTW the pic below is me licking my own tit.

My, how lovely! Well, the best advice I have (if any of this is real) is to put the god damn fork down and get your ass off the computer.

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nfdgoins

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go to the doctor and ask him if you may have swallowed a black hole. That happened in some comic that i cant rememeber


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karriston

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Well, since your emo might as well kill urself cuz god hates you.

And stop tit licking and posting it! That's gonna be the only thing I can think of when I die.....

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CrackTwoWay

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hahahah damn fat emo boy, youre like that kid on mtv - that new show, it fucking sucks by the way.
you will never lose your virginity because girls will never get attracted to you and you know whats gonna happen next? youll lose it to a 50 bucks hooker cause you cant afford the 350 ones.


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BrooklynBrett

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:35 PM

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Don't listen to them. I have an immediate respect for your sense of humor. You'll be fine.


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Gregg-Dix

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:39 PM

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What the fuck?

Um, your a faggot, im fat too, but dude dont be a pussy faggot about it and go do something about it if u actually give a shit.


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XannyBarz

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Oh shit I laughed when I saw this... exercise and eat healthy thats what i'm doing!


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karriston

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At 7/17/05 04:39 PM, Gregg_Dix wrote: What the fuck?

Um, your a faggot, im fat too, but dude dont be a pussy faggot about it and go do something about it if u actually give a shit.

I never knew you could get so many insults in a sentance and have it still make sense.

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Ventar

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Get some exercise.


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Sugary-Cupcakes

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:45 PM

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I doubt this is real, and if it were you wouldn't be making a joke of yourself by licking your own teat. Go outside and practice for football, a obeous person like yourself would be a good football player. And if you were good enough girls might perform intercourse with you.


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Caedn

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Posted at: 7/17/05 04:57 PM

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Well, the most popular solution is to go on a diet. Unfortunately, that's not always the best solution. What works for me is to change my lifestyle to fit my diet, vice-versa, or a little of both. If you eat a lot, be more active. Or if you decide to eat less, then only eat as much as you need, not as much as you want. Being hungry doesn't always mean that you need food. Sometimes it's just because your stomach isn't as full as it'd like to be. Put simply: match the energy you use to the energy you take in. In your case you'll have to catch up to how much energy you've taken in. But make sure that you get active and stay active. The body won't necessarily take the energy from fat cells first; it will also break down muscle cells that the body isn't using, sometimes before fat cells.


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Posted at: 7/17/05 05:22 PM

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To show you how much I'm fat, here's a video of what I can do with my belly.

http://www.putfile.c..ia.php?n=lolfattylol

1337!

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hotbuddha13

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be freaking proud of being fat im fat and im swimming in the ladies


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Gregg-Dix

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Posted at: 7/17/05 05:25 PM

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At 7/17/05 05:22 PM, Evildwarf wrote: To show you how much I'm fat, here's a video of what I can do with my belly.

http://www.putfile.c..ia.php?n=lolfattylol



1337!

You are not 17 like your profile says, u look about 12, y lie?

Well anyway, stop being a faggot.


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