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Posted at: 7/15/05 03:55 AM
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It's a known fact that jesus had a tiny penis. Perhaps 3-4 inches, which is why no woman ever wanted him. And my 7 mile long penis dwarfs his tiny penis. All the woman want me to make them feel like a virgin again.
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my penis is 7.1 miles long petit loser!
Posted at: 7/15/05 03:56 AM
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At 7/15/05 03:55 AM, LAVAGASM wrote: It's a known fact that jesus had a tiny penis. Perhaps 3-4 inches, which is why no woman ever wanted him. And my 7 mile long penis dwarfs his tiny penis. All the woman want me to make them feel like a virgin again.
Now we all know you have a 7 inch penis, you said mile but the number you chose reflects on the truth
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And look where he ended up.
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At 7/15/05 03:56 AM, Banana_Clock wrote: Now we all know you have a 7 inch penis, you said mile but the number you chose reflects on the truth
OMG did glow send you the picture too?
Posted at: 7/15/05 03:57 AM
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You fucking suck. Literally, having a cock that long must be easy to work yourself, course you'd have to wind it up first. Just out of curiosity, how do you intend to fuck anyone with a 7 mile cock???
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Posted at: 7/15/05 03:58 AM
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Dude its not good to compare yourself to jesus, i hope you wake up with burning bumps on your penis.
Jeez dude
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Eh.. he just wanted to make you suffer with a penis so large you have to get blood transfusions everyday and You have to rent a farm.. no girl want's you becuase It's too big to do anything... it takes an hour to urinate.. your as fat as jabba the hut beccause it wieghs you down so much you can't move.
Posted at: 7/15/05 03:59 AM
At 7/15/05 03:57 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: You fucking suck. Literally, having a cock that long must be easy to work yourself, course you'd have to wind it up first. Just out of curiosity, how do you intend to fuck anyone with a 7 mile cock???
It's a bloody mess when I do. I make the women sign a waver before they ride. It's a dangerous profession.
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:06 AM
At 7/15/05 03:59 AM, LAVAGASM wrote: It's a bloody mess when I do. I make the women sign a waver before they ride. It's a dangerous profession.
So you go to the other side of the city, leaving your cock along the way, and then start walking back and forth??
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:09 AM
At 7/15/05 04:06 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: So you go to the other side of the city, leaving your cock along the way, and then start walking back and forth??
Pretty much.
At 7/15/05 03:55 AM, LAVAGASM wrote: It's a known fact that jesus had a huge penis. Perhaps 3-4 feet, which is why every woman wants him. And my 7 centimeter long penis enlarges his huuge penis. All the woman want me to give them 500$ for the job!!(none will man I'm desperate!!)
All fixed :) that should clear things up!
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:11 AM
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And why are we talking about your penis again?
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:12 AM
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At 7/15/05 03:56 AM, Banana_Clock wrote:
so does that mean yours is 6 milimeters, since you said it was 6 inches? The number your chose must relfelct the truth!
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Posted at: 7/15/05 04:27 AM
At 7/15/05 04:12 AM, -poxpower- wrote: At 7/15/05 03:56 AM, Banana_Clock wrote: Now we all know you have a 7 inch penis, you said mile but the number you chose reflects on the truthso does that mean yours is 6 milimeters, since you said it was 6 inches? The number your chose must relfelct the truth!
No lock and ban? What's wrong?
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:38 AM
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jesus' penis was magical he can change sizes on his own accord
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:39 AM
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mine is 4 cm and when its hard its 6 cm BEAT THAT!
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:40 AM
At 7/15/05 04:39 AM, ValientEntertainment wrote: mine is 4 cm and when its hard its 6 cm BEAT THAT!
Beating it is your job. Not mine.
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:41 AM
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You put "7 mile" when you meant to put "2 mm."
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:42 AM
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gawd havent u guys ever seen the movie dogma?
angels and demons have no dicks and penises!
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Posted at: 7/15/05 04:46 AM
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But Jesus could have just miracled, himself a bigger penis... that is, if he was the son of god.
7 miles... wow, how do you keep it in your pants, house... city...
Posted at: 7/15/05 04:47 AM
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At 7/15/05 03:55 AM, Mr_Blanko wrote: my penis is 7.1 miles long petit loser!
Oh yeah, you know how at 8AM and 6PM there's a traffic rush hour. That's because at 8 and 6, I get wood, which congests the freeways.
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