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but no...
It was hacked by_strawberry clock?? why would his sig be that? was it always?? wade.. maybe CBM isnt strawberry. i mean, because strawberry is logged in with... this is all too too too much..

wait wait wait.. his signature.. it is
This account was cracked -- By [Strawberry_Clock]
whats that mean??? did coolboyman crack his account?.. this is all TOOO much.. i cant take it..

ya.. im really going insane

lol...

Lmao. I remember Phunkymack.

At 8/15/02 02:22 AM, StrawberryClock wrote: yes im the real strawberry Clock and i revieled my true identity so you can all hate me

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
recognition of what they had done.

At 8/16/02 02:57 AM, iocide wrote: ya.. im really going insane

yes you are quite the nut.

At 8/16/02 03:35 AM, StephenHawking wrote: Lmao. I remember Phunkymack.

actually, the name of his other account was phunmaketk.

At 8/16/02 02:11 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: Search results for: author Phunkmacky

No matches found.


So we know 3 things now..

1:It exists, but has never been used to post
2:It doesn't exist at all
3:The name is spelled wrong.

I know it was spelled wrong. Can't remember what it was. But I did remember him spamming the Portal with "Vote 5 or Die" movies under that account. And that happened about a year ago.

At 8/15/02 02:46 AM, Brave_Yankee wrote:

At 8/15/02 02:39 AM, _shadow_ wrote: OMGISITREALLYSBC??//ICOULDJUSTFAINT*FAINTSONOIFAINTEDAGAIN!!!11!

CAn someone tell me whats so great about Strawberry Clock?

Nothing, hes a stupid fuck that likes to get attention leave it be negative or positive. Strawberryclock licks pure pre-pubescent ass. The world would be so much of a better place if he got cancer and died.

At 8/15/02 07:58 AM, Rystic_Force wrote:

At 8/15/02 02:46 AM, Brave_Yankee wrote:

At 8/15/02 02:39 AM, _shadow_ wrote: OMGISITREALLYSBC??//ICOULDJUSTFAINT*FAINTSONOIFAINTEDAGAIN!!!11!

CAn someone tell me whats so great about Strawberry Clock?

SBC is the founder of the clock crew, but he later on dissappeared. Now he's back...

He's not the founder, he's the inspiration, foo'!

At 8/16/02 04:05 PM, Coolboyman wrote: heh, i like seeing alot of people talking about this... Ok heres my hate chart

If you liked Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you still like me
If you liked Coolboyman but hated Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman but liked Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you REALLY REALLY hate me now

So I guess Vic hates me, oh well... unless someone magically made everyone like Strawberry Clock. But then everyone would still hate me... argh oh well... I have another life far far away, i just thought it was finally time...

*waits for 12 year olders to call him gay, homo, etc.*

Flames only make me Stronger

Yup, Good job StrawberryClock =) Keeping us baffled for 2 years.

At 8/16/02 04:05 PM, Coolboyman wrote: heh, i like seeing alot of people talking about this... Ok heres my hate chart

If you liked Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you still like me
If you liked Coolboyman but hated Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman but liked Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you REALLY REALLY hate me now

So I guess Vic hates me, oh well... unless someone magically made everyone like Strawberry Clock. But then everyone would still hate me... argh oh well... I have another life far far away, i just thought it was finally time...

*waits for 12 year olders to call him gay, homo, etc.*

Flames only make me Stronger

I hate your movies, but not you yourself, for you are teh immortal SBC. Everyone must lurve teh very first Clock!

At 8/16/02 04:05 PM, Coolboyman wrote: heh, i like seeing alot of people talking about this... Ok heres my hate chart

If you liked Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you still like me
If you liked Coolboyman but hated Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman but liked Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you REALLY REALLY hate me now

So I guess Vic hates me, oh well... unless someone magically made everyone like Strawberry Clock. But then everyone would still hate me... argh oh well... I have another life far far away, i just thought it was finally time...

*waits for 12 year olders to call him gay, homo, etc.*

Flames only make me Stronger

It is funny that the whole clock crew thing came about was from some person who made crappy flash movies to piss people off. I think that the one and only reason for the masses of people for becoming clocks at the beginning was cause of the catchy title of clock. I still like you Coolboyman/StrawberryClock.

At 8/16/02 09:27 PM, Apusimpson007 wrote:

At 8/16/02 04:05 PM, Coolboyman wrote: heh, i like seeing alot of people talking about this... Ok heres my hate chart

If you liked Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you still like me
If you liked Coolboyman but hated Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman but liked Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you REALLY REALLY hate me now

So I guess Vic hates me, oh well... unless someone magically made everyone like Strawberry Clock. But then everyone would still hate me... argh oh well... I have another life far far away, i just thought it was finally time...

*waits for 12 year olders to call him gay, homo, etc.*

Flames only make me Stronger

It is funny that the whole clock crew thing came about was from some person who made crappy flash movies to piss people off. I think that the one and only reason for the masses of people for becoming clocks at the beginning was cause of the catchy title of clock. I still like you Coolboyman/StrawberryClock.

lol

100 reasons Im God!
-BY CARLOS
100. Im good
99. Im great
98. Im Carlos
97. I like eggs
96. My dog is white
95. I never Bathe
94. My house is Brown
93. I own a dirt collection
92. I have fingernails
91. I enjoy sticking my finger up my ass
90. I ate spaghetti last night
89. I killed coolboyman on a game
88. I never leave the house
87. My street is called Madison BLVD
86. One time i ate a hot dog
85. I own this webpage
84. I once wiped my ass with a newspaper because i was out of toilet paper
83. I can eat
82. I have a Grandma
81. My Brother is 7
80. I have black hair
79. I drink water
78. My dog's name is Sam
77. I dont have a parrakeete
76. I touched my nose
75. My father has Alzheimer's at age 37
74. My mom leaves the house every night
73. I have a computer
72. Im better than silk
71. I have a phone
70. My favorite channel is the Home and Garden Channel
69. Im obsessed with flower's sexual ways
68. I have few friends
67. I wear rainbow shoes
66. I ate a sandwhich one time
65. I like to fart
64. I think WWF Wrestling is real
63. I live in the ghetto
62. Cartman from South Park is my hero and role model
61. My favorite TV show is "Queer as Folk"
60. My eyes are brown
59. I forget
58. I touched my keybord
57. I made this list
56. I play Dragon Warrior Online
55. I always give "hitlers" to my few friends on vacations
54. I do not have a green toothbrush
53. I do not have a toothbrush
52. 2 + 2 = 4
51. My Kindergarden Teacher was Ms. Elliot
50. Im not male nor female
49. My farts smell good
48. Sometimes my mom gives me crabs for dinner
47. Netscape is good
46. I love my Macintosh
45. I obsessed with meat
44. 1 + 1 = 2
43. Antidisenstablishmentari---- oh how do you spell that again?
42. I like peanuts
41. Stuff
40. nothing
39. a
38. b
37. c
36. d
35. you thought i was going to say E huh?
34. I dont have cable
33. I have a mirror
32. 1
31. 2
30. 3
29. 4
28. errr whats the next one... oh yeah 5
27. 27 is a good number
26. I have a harry ass
25. Ray Charles is sexy
24. I cant remember my phone number
23. I jack off to DBZ every day
22. i dont know
21. Balzack sucks
20. I hate silk because he thinks hes god of the game
19. Sweetarts
18. Gravy
17. I lick rooster's asses
16. se
15. 2i
14. burp
13. I only have 1 bag
12. Where are we going?
11. 11 sucks
10. my age!
9.Why is 6 afraid of 7?
8. Because 7
7. ate 9!
6. haha
5. im good
4. oh no!
3. Toilet paper taste's good
2. I jack off to Pokemon Porn
1. I AM GOD BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IM GOD!

At 8/16/02 02:43 AM, iocide wrote: i dont understand.. how can.. how.. StrawberryClock.. this.. I dont know how you could tell everyone.. i mean, there was a mystery for a very long time. Who you were, what your purpose was, what.. i cant begin to tell you.. i cant.. i might as well go shoot myself now.... you.. aww shit. And no, im not walking away, im.. im just gonna stare at my monitor for a wile... keep typing.. and try to make sense of all of this. TWO FUCKING YEARS DUDE! damn.. NG will rise .. and fall.. I dont understand... How many... how could you do? Just out of the blue? Im not sure if im angry, sad, or just dissapointed.. NG will never be the same. NEVER today at 9:40 I will forever realize that nothing.. IM FUCKING INSANE.. im going to find some drugs, and get REALLY fucking wasted..


*sigh*


the problem is, i dont know what to do....
i dont know what to do now...

i just typed 9:40.. where the fuck did i get that?? its 2:52 in the morning. Look dude.. im gonna go get something to eat and try to cheer up. Maybe i can talk to you sometime.. i dont know...

*sigh*

You gotta be kidding me....

...Are you kidding me...?

At 8/16/02 01:19 AM, VicViper wrote: Reminds me of another time CBM tried something like this. He made another account named "Phunkmacky" or whatever the hell it was. And used that account to submit "Vote 5 or Die" movies. I think the account still exist.

Vote 5 or Die movies never make it in a I_review_good_flash review.

trae made it so everyone loves the clock crew

At 8/16/02 04:05 PM, Coolboyman wrote: heh, i like seeing alot of people talking about this... Ok heres my hate chart

If you liked Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you still like me
If you liked Coolboyman but hated Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman but liked Strawberry Clock you hate me
If you hated Coolboyman & Strawberry Clock you REALLY REALLY hate me now

So I guess Vic hates me, oh well... unless someone magically made everyone like Strawberry Clock. But then everyone would still hate me... argh oh well... I have another life far far away, i just thought it was finally time...

*waits for 12 year olders to call him gay, homo, etc.*

Flames only make me Stronger

Hated your movies...but you know...considering that you have created this whole discussion thread now...I have to say, I got a lot of respect for you now...you create a phenomenon because you just felt like sending in bad movies one day, and then you try to kill it by solving this "mystery" that people have wasted their time with for two years (that was the intention was it not?)...hey lot's of props, it's evil and I like that...good show, and good fucking timing...my hats off to you.

At 8/15/02 02:50 AM, EFUBICH wrote:

At 8/15/02 02:46 AM, Brave_Yankee wrote: CAn someone tell me whats so great about Strawberry Clock?

SBC>you

Some guy posted this on the BBS once.

This account has never used any vote less than a 5

This account is 13 away from Level 10

This account is still a Neutral

At 8/18/02 02:57 AM, I_review_good_flash wrote: This account has never used any vote less than a 5

This account is 13 away from Level 10

This account is still a Neutral

Hmm.....maybe you need to review more stuff. Also, your aura won't change if you just vote high on stuff that's already high rated. You gotta vote high on low rated stuff to get a light aura. Huh, no wonder you still have a neutral. You only vote and review the best stuff.

At 8/18/02 03:58 AM, GrandmasterJ wrote:

At 8/18/02 02:57 AM, I_review_good_flash wrote: This account has never used any vote less than a 5

This account is 13 away from Level 10

This account is still a Neutral

Hmm.....maybe you need to review more stuff. Also, your aura won't change if you just vote high on stuff that's already high rated. You gotta vote high on low rated stuff to get a light aura. Huh, no wonder you still have a neutral. You only vote and review the best stuff.

I think I know that :)
Yes, that is my alternate account. :)

I vote some unblammable turds at the bottom of the list with that account to lighten the aura.
It turns level 10 tomorrow.

Here I am!

Greetings from MI4_REAL_2001, Founder of the Blam Club

Why do you desire to be so hated? You could make this stuff work and be remembered and go down in history as the greatest Crew there ever was. Besides not all of your movies suck. I managed to find a couple by you (Mario vs Doki Doki Panic) and i liked them (or at least that one)

So this whole SBC thing was to get back at those n00bs that have nothing better to do than to just make people miserable?

In the meantime your Crew has become the top group (by far) on Newgrounds.

But without a leader, your group has fallen into shambles. You started a great revolution on NGs. some of the best movies were partly because of your existence. Look at all those beautiful CC parodies. Lots of good movies werem ade thanks to you.

But also the most bad ones as well. The lack caused the entire CC to be permanently defaced. And as of the recent Clock Day, a Senior Clock Lover, and a Clock Guardian, both swayed, or even seceded from you crew because they gave up on you.

You are much bigger than any formation, my group is the only one that rivals yours, 2nd biggest group, and not even half your groups size.

Your word carries. And with the immortal power of your alterego SBC by your side, you can start over and not only keep the legacy of your alterego alive, but rebuild the CC to a group that is not hated, but a group that will never be forgotten in the hearts of NGers everywhere.

The choice is yours. I trust in your decision to make it right.

Which is stupider...this post or the one where the guy is talking about taking drugs and acting like the greatest mystery ever had been solved? Both gave me a huge laugh...bunch of idiots that think they're little internet clubs matter worth a shit or something...thanks guys, I can always use a good laugh...and by the way to specifically address this post:

Strawberryclock dosen't give a shit about the clock crew, why isn't that obvious to you? He just submitted some bad movies one day to piss off the dumber folk of this site...the rest of those guys just simply decided to take his idea and organize a group around it...so basicly you look like a fool for no reason...and while we're at it...if I remember correctly one of the principle reasons you created the BLAM! club was because you were sick of crappy clock movies on the site...and now you kiss up to the dude that by all accounts is the worst offender of putting out crap movies? Hypocrite...I think yes.

At 8/20/02 09:27 PM, ECWMark wrote:

Greetings from MI4_REAL_2001, Founder of the Blam Club

Why do you desire to be so hated? You could make this stuff work and be remembered and go down in history as the greatest Crew there ever was. Besides not all of your movies suck. I managed to find a couple by you (Mario vs Doki Doki Panic) and i liked them (or at least that one)

So this whole SBC thing was to get back at those n00bs that have nothing better to do than to just make people miserable?

In the meantime your Crew has become the top group (by far) on Newgrounds.

But without a leader, your group has fallen into shambles. You started a great revolution on NGs. some of the best movies were partly because of your existence. Look at all those beautiful CC parodies. Lots of good movies werem ade thanks to you.

But also the most bad ones as well. The lack caused the entire CC to be permanently defaced. And as of the recent Clock Day, a Senior Clock Lover, and a Clock Guardian, both swayed, or even seceded from you crew because they gave up on you.

You are much bigger than any formation, my group is the only one that rivals yours, 2nd biggest group, and not even half your groups size.

Your word carries. And with the immortal power of your alterego SBC by your side, you can start over and not only keep the legacy of your alterego alive, but rebuild the CC to a group that is not hated, but a group that will never be forgotten in the hearts of NGers everywhere.

The choice is yours. I trust in your decision to make it right.

Which is stupider...this post or the one where the guy is talking about taking drugs and acting like the greatest mystery ever had been solved? Both gave me a huge laugh...bunch of idiots that think they're little internet clubs matter worth a shit or something...thanks guys, I can always use a good laugh...and by the way to specifically address this post:

Strawberryclock dosen't give a shit about the clock crew, why isn't that obvious to you? He just submitted some bad movies one day to piss off the dumber folk of this site...the rest of those guys just simply decided to take his idea and organize a group around it...so basicly you look like a fool for no reason...and while we're at it...if I remember correctly one of the principle reasons you created the BLAM! club was because you were sick of crappy clock movies on the site...and now you kiss up to the dude that by all accounts is the worst offender of putting out crap movies? Hypocrite...I think yes.

I couldnt read your whole post. but i thought it was funny that you were making fun of NG lcubs and crew.. but your name is ECWMark.. think about wrestling for a second and then re-evaluate (spelling) the situation

At 8/15/02 02:22 AM, StrawberryClock wrote: yes im the real strawberry Clock and i revieled my true identity so you can all hate me

OMG I love you and your crew. May I be a clock? I can't make movies but I can make pictures funny!

It's a good thing you are back because QU33Rclock was qu33n of the portal.

*bows*....my king has returned

At 5/14/03 09:27 PM, TigerClock wrote: *bows*....my king has returned

why??!?!!?!

Wow, what a day. First Strawberry_Clock returns, and then The leader of the Blam Club shows up (MI4_Real)!
So SBC, I ask you this, are you gonna stay here now, or just make this appearence, then leave? Also, "B" Ownz all. But dude, do you realise the Magnatude of your return?!? Theres a whole section on this site about you! You have like, thousands of followers, the clock crew, people have made entire flash movies about you! some hate you, only because you are something to hate. Others love you, because of your Mystery and Humor! This is amazing that we know who you finally are! Welcome Bask SBC, we Missed ya!

At 5/14/03 09:56 PM, Red_Faction wrote: Wow, what a day. First Strawberry_Clock returns,

this thread is a couple months old

and then The leader of the Blam Club shows up (MI4_Real)!

he is here all of the time

Welcome Bask SBC, we Missed ya!

you n00b