Voice actors that love random humor

[EdwinsGeneration]

Hmm.. Surprisingly I got a good reaction from my flash animation submitted yesterday, 'Contradicting Lobotomy'.. So i thought of coming up with Contradicting Lobotomy 2 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/247401 go tehre to check it out.. anyway if you watch it you'll notice its really random

this time i'm doing a second one with small stories that randomly cut or random jokes.. but i wanted the viewers to hear diversity in sound so I want anything from the most random voices to the most normal.

Now I'm completely aware this will be hard to maintain good because the type of movie I made can be quite hard to 'sequelify' so anything stupid or any topic i did on that one. i'm avoiding

You can also help with ideas with small skits and such anyway yeah thanks. :)

Any help is appreciated

[Rina-chan]

I can do all kinds of random voices like Excel from Excel Saga and Haruko from FLCL XD

[EdwinsGeneration]

At 6/27/05 09:22 PM, KagomeHigurashi wrote: I can do all kinds of random voices like Excel from Excel Saga and Haruko from FLCL XD

sounds good enough.. i want the actors to understand what i'm doing though.. and since i'm doin a sequel to the animation 'contradicting lobotomy' (refer to above) i could use help on some skits i already got good ones but

just make sure to tell me background if you wanna do a specific voice

[EdwinsGeneration]

well remember if you wanna suggest ideas.. like the first one i wanna have 9-10 mini skits like you see there..

so far i only have 2 though..

the second one requires a voice.. preferably dark the story of it is a man in a trenchcoat is saying this speech while shooting.. you only see the man speakin in sadness covering his face and shooting to the side

so far what i have for his speech is:
I'm Sorry it's come down to this,
its just our habits together..
i must end them..
I'm now seeing another girl
(after he says that.. he stops shooting)
..A real girl
(bunch of porn sources are shown all shot)
-scene ends-

if you wanna change the speech.. thats fine but thats my story so dont change it around.. if you think you can do it; i want high quality voice recordigns sent to [e-mail] or just IM me at sexymaniv.

Thanks
(also i rather have you guys do the speech in multiple files not the whole thing in one wav)

[Rina-chan]

At 6/27/05 09:33 PM, Edwins_Generation wrote: just make sure to tell me background if you wanna do a specific voice

I'll do whatever you need me to, but if you're interested in the characters I was referring to above, check out the shows FLCL and Excel Saga. Or listen to my 7-minute rant about morons I've encountered on the BBS, because I did that in the psycho Excel voice.

[EdwinsGeneration]

At 6/28/05 12:08 AM, KagomeHigurashi wrote: I'll do whatever you need me to, but if you're interested in the characters I was referring to above, check out the shows FLCL and Excel Saga. Or listen to my 7-minute rant about morons I've encountered on the BBS, because I did that in the psycho Excel voice.

lol daaaaaaaaaaaamn girl i just heard all the 7 mins of that.. interesting.. yeah lots of NG users are effing assholes..

anyway you just gave me the idea to a great new mini skit! hehe

somethin besides NG what do you really hate.. i'd appreciate if you rant baout that.. and i could make you a rant actually i have one right here.. but if you have one that would appeal to me tell me if not i can give you this one (ask if you wanna see it) it'll be great

[Rina-chan]

At 6/28/05 12:22 AM, Edwins_Generation wrote: somethin besides NG what do you really hate.. i'd appreciate if you rant baout that.. and i could make you a rant actually i have one right here.. but if you have one that would appeal to me tell me if not i can give you this one (ask if you wanna see it) it'll be great

I really hate that annoying "What Is Anime" commercial.
http://www.webpost.net/ak/akanechan/commercial.mp3

[EdwinsGeneration]

heh well if you saw the first contradicting lobotmy (CL from now on) ..you wont finish your rant itll be like beep n on to next mini skit

here are some rants about random things (a lot actually)

ok. im pissed off.
what the hell is wrong with everyone.
fat chicks dressing like they are skinny
skinny chicks saying they are fat
ugly girls saying they are hot
hot girls saying they are ugly

IF YOU HAVE TO SHOP IN THE GOD DAMNED PLUS SIZED SECTION, YOU SHOULD NOT BE WEARING A THONG OR A MINISKIRT!

all the pretty girls are like "im not pretty, im ugly blah blah blah" and all the ugly chicks are like "YA! IM THE SHIT! LOOK AT ME! I SHOULD BE A FUCKING MODEL!" and all that fat chicks are like "HEY! ILL WEAR THAT SKIN TIGHT SHIRT AND MINI-SKIRT TODAY EVEN THOUGH IM 2999473297492LBS OVERWEIGHT!" and the thin chicks are like "im fat..."

AND SPEEDOS! NO MORE SHALL I, OR ANYONE HAVE TO SUFFER THE SIGHT OF SOMEONE AT THE BEACH IN A SPEEDO! THOSE ARE RESERVED FOR SWIMMERS AT THEIR COMPETIONS ONLY! NO BEACH/PUBLIC POOL USE!

BIKINIS! NOBODY OVER 50 SHOULD BE WEARING ONE! AND NO GIRLS WHO HAVE A 69" WAIST SHOULD HAVE ONE EITHER! WEAR ONE PEICES! AND A DARK T-SHIRT! AND SOME PANTS!

to the jesus freaks: STOP FUCKING PREACHING AND GET YOUR GOD DAMNED RELIGION OF THE FUCKING TELEVISION! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER RELIGION WITH ITS FUCKING CHANNEL! AND IF YOU COME TO MY DOOR ONE MORE TIME, IM GONNA CRUSIFY YOU YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

jehovas witnesses. NOBODY WANTS A RELIGION WITH NO FUCKING HOILDAYS, OR BIRTHDAYS, OR NO FORM OF INDIVIDUALISM! AND IF YOU DO, JUST JOIN THE ARMY YOU BRAINDEAD MONKEY! AT LEAST YOULL BE DOING ME A FAVOR AND DYING FOR A GOOD FUCKING CAUSE!

mtv. CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME! YOU ARENT MUSIC TELEVISION! YOU PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS AT FUCKING 2 IN THE MOURNING TO 5AM! AND TRL DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE YOU HAVE FUCKING 30SECOND CLIPS!

mtv2. START MAKING SOME FUCKING SENSE! YOUR AD FOR SIC 'EM FRIDAY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! INSPITE OF THE STATE OF THINGS BLAH BLAH BLAH! ITS NOT GONNA END THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU AIR WILDBOYZ, WONDERSHOWZN , AND THAT GAY SHOW WITH THAT FAGGOT PIERE FROM SIMPLE PLAN! and to the person that decides to play these things on tv: YOU NEED HELP! YOU HAVE SOMETHING MENTALLY WRONG WITH YOU! GO TO A SHRINK!

nudist colonies. WHY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING UGLY AND OLD! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND QUIT EMBARRSING YOUR GOD DAMNED GRANDCHILDREN BECAUSE THANKSGIVING AT THE COLONY WILL SCAR MOST CHILDREN FOR LIFE! THE SIGHT OF A THOUSAND SAGGY TITS WILL MAKE EVERYONE NORMAL LOSE THEIR APPITATE!

feminest. PUT SOME BRAS ON, GET RID OF THE MULLET, SHAVE YOUR LEGS AND ARMPITS, AND QUIT BITCHING! YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN HAVE CAREERS, YOUR IN POLITICS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! SO WHAT IF MEN MAKE A LITTLE MORE! WE NEED THAT GOD DAMNED MONEY! WE HAVE TO PAY FOR DATES, EXPENSIVE JEWELRY, HOUSES, FOOD, AND CARS!

people against gay marrige. YOURE A BUNCH A FUCKING NAZI'S YOU STUPID ASS GOAT FUCKERS! IT WONT RUIN SOCIETY IF TWO MEN GET MARRIED! AND WE ALL KNOW YOU GO HOME AND JERK OFF TO TWO GIRLS GETTING IT ON SO RETURN THE FAVOR AND LET THEM GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Hummer owners who dont go off roading. YOURE STUPID! QUIT WASTING GAS AND MAKING THE PRICES GO UP FOR THE REST OF US BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A HUMMER THAT GETS 8MPG AND YOU HAVE TO FILL UP EVERYTIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE! YOU DONT NEED A HUMMER! YOU ARENT IN THE MILITARY! YOU FUCKING RETARD!

the micheal jackson jury. YOU DUMBSHITS! IF THIS WAS A NORMAL MAN, YOUD CONVICT IN 1 HOUR, NOT 14 WEEKS! YOU JUST WANTED A FUCKING BOOK DEAL AND TO BE ON 60MINUTES YOU FUCKERS!

[Rina-chan]

A lot of those would be better off being done by guys o_o;

[Omahdon]

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[EdwinsGeneration]

At 6/28/05 03:57 AM, Omahdon wrote: If you're looking for voice actors, there's the Newgrounds Voice Acting Club. There's also a roster of all its members, if you want to try handpicking your VA people. Hope this helps! And remember: "Choose the Newgrounds Voice Acting Club! Because your voice probably sucks. (No Purchase Necessary. Lesbians not Included)"

[This cut-n-paste message has been brought to you by the Newgrounds Voice Acting Club, with help from sponsors like Nibble Nobby's Nits: It's a flea for all! And posters like you.]

hahahahaha no my voice does not suck i just want diversity but i guess nice copy and paste n i'll definately check it out thx