Talk yourself from being Carjacked

[Viper-Studios]

You buy a brand new car and its the one of your dreams. You stop at a red light and a guy runs to your window and shoves a gun at the side of your face and tells you to give him the fucking car. The last thing your going to do is give away your car. What do you do?

Press the gas

[wismty]

I'd say, "do you know who you're dealing with, buddy?" and hopes he buys it.

[Kosyghin]

You point somewhere and say, "Tough luck, the cops just pulled up." When he looks, you hit the gas and cheese it!

[brainface]

With your cat-like reflexes you grab the gun from his hand and tell him to "get the fuck away from my new car, bitch!!!" then he will run away. Nnow you still have your new car and a new gun.

[I-Jaf]

Look slightly to the jacker's left and say "are you going to help me or just stand there?" Then when he spins around, you get out of the car and kick the shit out of him with the crowbar/baseball bat/lead pipe/katana you have under the seat for just such an event.

[MegaAssaultSystem]

Pull out my gun then we have a John Woo stand-off then his arm will get tired and he'll drop his gun and I shoot him. and press the gas. (Any simarlarities to "American Dad" are concicenceal.

[RommelTJ]

2 real options and a fake one:

1) If your car is at the front, just push the gas and youll get away.

2) If your car is stopped in between cars, let him get in and call a police officer. Its better than losing your head. Besides, if its the car of your dreams it will be noticeable and easy to track.

or 3) Open the door and shove the guy with it. Then as you step over his face grab the gun and drive to a police officer and give him the gun. Or just run away and keep the gun.

[Punk-Noodles]

You say wait pull out your gun which is cleverly disguised as a gun and then you trade it to him so he'll go away.

[Deathsaw]

Just press the gas and flip him off as i' m speeding away.

[The-Wrathchild]

floor it

[March-Hare]

At 6/27/05 03:08 PM, Sword_master000 wrote: floor it

NO SPONGEBOB NO! ...

[NightShadeShadow]

Drive off?

[MidnightEscape]

Well, I would get out of the car, let him have it, then carjack the car next to me, follow him until the NEXT red light, or until he stops. When he gets out of his car I would beat him on the back of his head with a crowbar, knocking him out. When he wakes up I would poison him while he is strapped to wooden chair, then force him to drink the antidote, but before he can get it down his esophagus I would cut his stomach open and drink it as it pops down the bottom of his afformentioned esophagus. Then I would dance around him while he died in agony, shouting:
"How do you like my car NOW bitch!!! "
After this I would cut him into one hundred pieces, and dry out his meaty bits, then send them to a food bank in some beef jerky packaging. I would grind the bones down to fine powder and put it in my cats litter box. I would knock out my own teeth and replace them with his teeth.

...Don't Steal My Car

[HailHail1997]

In a perfect world, I would just Jedi mind trick his crazy ass : P

But in reality, I would probably just say something dumb look "Oh look over there" and hope he looks, then press the pedal to the metal .

[HailHail1997]

At 6/27/05 03:11 PM, March_Hare wrote:

At 6/27/05 03:08 PM, Sword_master000 wrote: floor it

NO SPONGEBOB NO! ...

Haha poor Mrs. Puff...she always got screwed by Spongebob's lack of driving skills: P

[Zune]

At 6/27/05 03:12 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: ...Don't Steal My Car

Holy....fuck.

[LionRampant]

At 6/27/05 02:56 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: You buy a brand new car and its the one of your dreams. You stop at a red light and a guy runs to your window and shoves a gun at the side of your face and tells you to give him the fucking car. The last thing your going to do is give away your car. What do you do?

HEY! You robbed My Diego! That's exactly what happened to him! You are BAD!

[CaedoDeum]

At 6/27/05 03:30 PM, Chocolate-Gnome wrote:

At 6/27/05 03:12 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: ...Don't Steal My Car

Holy....fuck.

0_0

[azteca89]

Hit the gas

[Gomez]

Well this is my plan if it happens to me one day(since i do live in houston and harris co. has the most carjackings in any other co. in the us) i keep my 380 in between my drivers seat and center console/seat(i drive a truck).

When the car jacker says get out, i will say ok dont shoot let me take my seat belt off and as im geting out and hes getting in i would make a nice little window in his head.

[lolomfgisuck]

In real life, I would just give him the car. But for the sake of conversation...

As I undid my seatbelt, I would use it to wrap up his arm and probably pull him threw the window. Of course I won't pull him completely in the car, but it should be enough for me to hit him in the head somewhere... preferably the back, at the base of his skull.